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Cocaine Shark (2023) [Movie] IMDb TMDB
Cocaine Shark
director: Mark Polonia actor: Titus Himmelberger / Ken Van Sant …
A mafia drug lord has unleashed a new, highly addictive stimulant on the streets called HT25, derived from sharks held captive in a secret lab, and which causes monstrous side effects. After an explosion and leak at the lab, an army of mutated, bloodthirsty sharks and other creatures are set loose on the world.

finished watching Cocaine Shark 🌕🌑🌑🌑🌑
A bunch of friends and family decide "Hey, we can make our own shark movie!" using their lakehouse and motorboat.

But instead of terrible CGI sharks, we get terrible rubber & papier mâché sharks. Sweet!

Unfortunately we get too much of the non-existent acting and not enough of the laughably bad effects. And it's nothing like the poster, of course.

Watched for 2025 in BMovieBonanza piefed.social/post/1062495