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where other Jaws ripoffs like Tentacles would not show a massacre of children by deadly animal and merely used that as more of a threat, Piranha went there. For an uncomfortably extended amount of time. Some of the dialogue was kind of good. I think the main characters stole about five cars or marine vehicles. That's quite a few. Then there is the absolutely goofy piranha sound which ruins any seriousness that the movie had, which my partner describes as "Bibbitybibbitybibbitybibbity" There are some really cute stop motion piranha mutants at the beginning which we NEVER SEE AGAIN bring back leggy guy