a review of

i made my partner watch this, plus i hadn't seen the beginning the first time, which is deceptively calm comparatively speaking. do yourself a favour and read the plot synopsis on wikipedia after you're done. like technically that's what the movie is, but with that matter-of-fact tone it's very funny with sentences like, "Furthermore, the Captain starts exhibiting strange behaviour and her brain starts to melt and sporadically flow out of her ear canal." Obviously. As one does.