#xkcd No. 2961
Date: 2024-7-19
Title: CrowdStrike
Alt text: We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.
https://xkcd.com/2961/
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#xkcd No. 3165
Date: 2025-11-7
Title: Earthquake Prediction Flowchart
Alt text: At least people who make religious predictions of the apocalypse have an answer to the question 'Why didn't you predict any of the other ones that happened recently?'
https://xkcd.com/3165/
#xkcd No. 2958
Date: 2024-7-12
Title: Hatchery
Alt text: Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.
https://xkcd.com/2958/
#xkcd No. 3166
Date: 2025-11-10
Title: Big and Little Spoons
Alt text: Are you the annoying spoon or the sleepy spoon?
https://xkcd.com/3166/
#xkcd No. 3180
Date: 2025-12-12
Title: Apples
Alt text: The experimental math department's budget is under scrutiny for how much they've been spending on trains leaving Chicago at 9:00pm traveling at 45 mph.
https://xkcd.com/3180/
#xkcd No. 3233
Date: 2026-4-15
Title: Make It Myself
Alt text: It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
https://xkcd.com/3233/
#xkcd No. 2979
Date: 2024-8-30
Title: Sky Alarm
Alt text: During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.
https://xkcd.com/2979/
#xkcd No. 3190
Date: 2026-1-5
Title: Tensegrity
Alt text: Some people argue that the tension and compression in the human skeleton is technically tensegrity, but it's missing the defining characteristic: making people say 'wtf, how is that thing floating?' when they see it.
https://xkcd.com/3190/
#xkcd No. 2976
Date: 2024-8-23
Title: Time Traveler Causes of Death
Alt text: Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.
https://xkcd.com/2976/
#xkcd No. 3167
Date: 2025-11-12
Title: Car Size
Alt text: 'They really shouldn't let those small cars drive in traffic. I worry I'm going to kill someone if I hit one! They should have to drive on the sidewalk, safely out of the way.'
https://xkcd.com/3167/
#xkcd No. 3168
Date: 2025-11-14
Title: Beam Dump
Alt text: We're adding some industrial flypaper to minimize reflection or scattering of customers who might complain.
https://xkcd.com/3168/
#xkcd No. 2981
Date: 2024-9-4
Title: Slingshots
Alt text: In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.
https://xkcd.com/2981/
#xkcd No. 2977
Date: 2024-8-26
Title: Three Kinds of Research
Alt text: The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.'
https://xkcd.com/2977/
#xkcd No. 3169
Date: 2025-11-17
Title: EPIRBs
Alt text: 'Oh no, the box is drifting out into the harbor!' 'Yeah, I wouldn't worry about losing it.'
https://xkcd.com/3169/
#xkcd No. 2980
Date: 2024-9-2
Title: Lava Lakes
Alt text: Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.
https://xkcd.com/2980/
#xkcd No. 3107
Date: 2025-6-25
Title: Weather Balloons
Alt text: Once you add the balloons into the model, it makes forecasting easier overall--the forecast is always 'cold and dark, with minimal solar-driven convection.'
https://xkcd.com/3107/
#xkcd No. 2978
Date: 2024-8-28
Title: Stranded
Alt text: At least they're not alone down there.
https://xkcd.com/2978/
#xkcd No. 3170
Date: 2025-11-19
Title: Service Outage
Alt text: Now, if it were the *Canon* wiki, it's possible to imagine someone with a productivity-related reason for consulting it, but no one's job requires them to read that much about Admiral Daala.
https://xkcd.com/3170/
#xkcd No. 2983
Date: 2024-9-9
Title: Monocaster
Alt text: My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!
https://xkcd.com/2983/
#xkcd No. 2988
Date: 2024-9-20
Title: Maslow's Pyramid
Alt text: The local police, building inspector, and fire marshal are all contesting my 'safety' assertion, or would be if they could reach me past all the traps.
https://xkcd.com/2988/
#xkcd No. 2984
Date: 2024-9-11
Title: Asteroid News
Alt text: Their calculations show it will 'pass within the distance of the moon' but that it 'will not hit the moon, so what's the point?'
https://xkcd.com/2984/
#xkcd No. 3171
Date: 2025-11-21
Title: Geologic Core Sample
Alt text: If you drill at the right angle and time things perfectly, your core sample can include a section of a rival team's coring equipment.
https://xkcd.com/3171/
#xkcd No. 3071
Date: 2025-4-2
Title: Decay Chain
Alt text: If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.
https://xkcd.com/3071/
#xkcd No. 2985
Date: 2024-9-13
Title: Craters
Alt text: It's annoying that the Nastapoka Arc isn't a meteor impact crater, but I truly believe that--with enough time, effort, and determination--we could make it one.
https://xkcd.com/2985/
#xkcd No. 3172
Date: 2025-11-24
Title: Fifteen Years
Alt text: "Want to feel old?" "Yes."
https://xkcd.com/3172/