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If there's a better way I'm listening 😂

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Person: how does writing work?
Writer: well you type & you delete. You rethink. Then you do 187 min of
research & correct it. You reread & wonder if you have a grasp of English.
Then you revise
Person: then you're done with the book?
Writer: then you move to the next sentence

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39d

The worst is when I can remember having an idea, but not what it was 😂

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Photo of a man looking like he's in a gameshow.
Me: I don't need to write this brilliant idea for my story I just had down, I'll remember

...

and then I didn't.

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35d

Personally I like to edit in new and improved typos with every round of editing 😁 Even grammar has to 'Evolve or Die' in this new fast paced world 😜😂

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Shout-out to the typos that make it through three rounds of content edits, copyedits, and two rounds of proofreading. I am inspired by your dedication and tenacity.

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18d

I mean I really thought no one loved the spectacluar Plains of Procrastination in the super-comfy Lands of Laziness more than me, but I guess this little hobbit is going on an adventure 😂

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Post by Gabino Iglesias

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

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83d

I never let the truth ruin a good story... But then again I'm a writer A.K.A professional liar 😜😂

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Question.
If, an individual tells a story and uses embellishment and overexaggeration to add more of a dramatic effect and create more of an experience, but cannot recall such stories 100% properly due to complications in his/her memory, then could such person be considered a liar?

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51d

Does thinking of cool ways to kill the multiverse count? 🤔 😁

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Caption: "If you've ever spent any measurable amount of time considering "cool" ways to kill people... You're probably an author"
~Harry Widdifield

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12d

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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Photo of cannabis and a painting of Shakespear captioned: Forensic analysis found cannabis residue in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden.

Reply by omeo: ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

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5d

It is great, most of the time 😂

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Stranger: It must be great to be a fantasy author. You can write whatever you want.
Me, rewriting 1/4 of my narrative because my characters live too far apart: Yeah, Great.

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I think Ashley has the potential to write some really great revenge fiction 😜😂

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Post by StoriesToldByAshley

Therapist: What do we do when we're sad?
Author: Base your characters off of the people that upset you and brutally kill them all off.
Therapist: No
Author: *starts writing in notebook*

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