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1y

I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.

226d

It had to be done, I had to kill them…
You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelette, after all.

UHH, NO, YOU IDIOT?!
YOU GOT BULLET-SHELLS IN YOUR OMELETTE!
IT’S GOING TO TASTE TERRIBLE!

297d

Instead of “parasols” or whatever, sun-umbrellas should just be called sunbrellas!

Edited 297d ago

139d

I wrote a silly little story recently

140d

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