I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.
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It had to be done, I had to kill them… 
You’ve got to break some eggs to make an omelette, after all.
UHH, NO, YOU IDIOT?! 
YOU GOT BULLET-SHELLS IN YOUR OMELETTE! IT’S GOING TO TASTE TERRIBLE!
Instead of “parasols” or whatever, sun-umbrellas should just be called sunbrellas! 
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Edited 276d ago
I wrote a silly little story recently 
https://jaded.xwx.moe/lib/quite-the-gamble.html?en
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https://jaded.xwx.moe/lib/quite-the-gamble.html?en
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