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![[a small floating robot is hovering over a sleeping person]
Robot: Time to get up!
Person: Ugh. Says who?
Robot: Says you from last night when you set this alarm.
Person: I hate me from last night.
Robot: Don't be too hard on past you. Future you will make the same mistake. Person: Hey, record message and play it back the next time I try to set an alarm.
Robot: Okie dokie, recording now.
Person: Argh! Knock it off you idiot! Remember what it's like to be me!!!](/proxy/post_attachment/74219/c4a6d5087f.png "[a small floating robot is hovering over a sleeping person]
Robot: Time to get up!
Person: Ugh. Says who?
Robot: Says you from last night when you set this alarm.
Person: I hate me from last night.
Robot: Don't be too hard on past you. Future you will make the same mistake. Person: Hey, record message and play it back the next time I try to set an alarm.
Robot: Okie dokie, recording now.
Person: Argh! Knock it off you idiot! Remember what it's like to be me!!!")
Can't believe I'm the only one who figured this out.
Bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/laws-2
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Society
http://smbc-comics.com/comic/society (click for bonus panel)
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![[The Traveler is digging a hole into the ground next to a wooden chest.]
[The hole is getting deeper in the pile of dirt is getting taller.]
[The hole is at a sufficient depth, and The Traveler has opened the chest and taken out a large yellow gem.]
[The Traveler placed the gem into the dirt and it has formed a body for the consciousness that lives in the gem.]](/proxy/post_attachment/119894/c6840d25e8.png "[The Traveler is digging a hole into the ground next to a wooden chest.]
[The hole is getting deeper in the pile of dirt is getting taller.]
[The hole is at a sufficient depth, and The Traveler has opened the chest and taken out a large yellow gem.]
[The Traveler placed the gem into the dirt and it has formed a body for the consciousness that lives in the gem.]")
A personal SMBC
Full strip here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/a-family-dispute
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![[A person with a defeated expression is scrolling on their phone]
(scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll)
Person: Ugh! I'm just scrolling Mastodon forever. I gotta do something productive with my day!
[Instantly opens Mastodon again.]
Person: What is wrong with my brain?!?](/proxy/post_attachment/135037/c91b4630e9.png "[A person with a defeated expression is scrolling on their phone]
(scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll scroll)
Person: Ugh! I'm just scrolling Mastodon forever. I gotta do something productive with my day!
[Instantly opens Mastodon again.]
Person: What is wrong with my brain?!?")
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Coverage
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![Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.](/proxy/post_attachment/167944/dcadbe7842.png "Person 1: Thank you for these sexy giraffe photos.
George: Ah, don't mention it.
[a third person enters the frame]
Person 1: Hey look, at these photos of giraffes in bikinis George gave me!
Person 3: What? Are you kidding me? This is illegal!
[George leans very close to person 1]
George: I. Said. Don't. Mention. It.")
![[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!](/proxy/post_attachment/181645/e0251a32d6.png "[A parent and child see another person wearing a shirt showing a fire breathing dragon surrounded by lightning bolts.]
Child: What's on that shirt?
Parent: It's the electric dragons logo. They are a basketball team.
Child: Ohhh. Can we watch them play?
Parent: No they are from another city, our team is the frogs.
[The child contemplates this information.}
Child: Dragons suck!!!")
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Edited 1y ago
![[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.](/proxy/post_attachment/177276/4045c766bc.png "[A person approaches a storefront]
Person:v I haven't been to an actual store in so long. I hope I remember how to do this! Haha. Oh there's someone behind me, I should hold the door for them.
[As they hold the door open they realize the other person is a distance away that is embarrassingly beyond the socially agreed upon norm.]
Person: I will never leave my house again.")
![[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.](/proxy/post_attachment/189540/83de1ed370.png "[An anthropomorphic crocodile is handing something to a person behind a desk]
Crocodile: And here's the Hayes report.
Person: Wow that’s great. Thank you.
Crocodile: I'll have that new marketing plan ready by Monday! Person: Fantastic! See you later!
[The crocodile leaves that office and stops in the hallway with a look of defeat on their face. Another coworker approaches them.]
Coworker: Hey, don't take it so personally. It’s just a figure of speech. I’m sure she knows you're a crocodile.")
![[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]](/proxy/post_attachment/201885/35b029a5af.png "[Person 1 is about to dig into a pint of ice cream]
Person 2: Hey! What do you think you're doing?
Person 1: Eating ice cream?
Person 2: Don't do it like that. Eat it out of a bowl like a civilized human!
[Person 1 looks down at the pint of ice cream contemplating what to do.]
[They are now happily eating the ice cream with the entire pint carton, sitting in a bowl.]")
Paint the shed.
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Wake
Horrifying bonus panel here: http://smbc-comics.com/comic/energy-2
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![[A person is sitting on a couch and is greeted by a dog]
[When a dog touches me.]
Person: Hey buddy, how are you?
[Now a cat Is there on the couch.]
[When a cat touches me.]
Person: Hey sweetie, how—
[The cat unsheathes their claws and holds them against the person’s chest.]
[The person is frozen in fear.]](/proxy/post_attachment/287854/a1bd0b3a89.png "[A person is sitting on a couch and is greeted by a dog]
[When a dog touches me.]
Person: Hey buddy, how are you?
[Now a cat Is there on the couch.]
[When a cat touches me.]
Person: Hey sweetie, how—
[The cat unsheathes their claws and holds them against the person’s chest.]
[The person is frozen in fear.]")