webcomic

103d

kel supaire klima

#proutcomics #comics #webcomic

« Bon allez », se motive vel, « je peux pas rester en dépression tout le temps ! Il faut que je sorte pour me changer les idées ! »

Elle se rue alors vers la porte de son appartement menant à l'extérieur, en enfilant sa casquette.

En posant le pied dehors, vel est assaillie par une fumée épaisse venant de l'incendie en Gironde, une chaleur accablante de 36°C, des cafards et une flaque de pisse de chien.

En pleine liquéfaction, elle finit par déclarer :
« Non mais la dépressiongue c'est pas si mal que ça en fait… »

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102d

Le kauchemar

#proutcomics #comics #webcomic

vel, en plein sommeil, est soudainement réveillée par juj qui semble inquiète.

« Euh, vel ? Réveille-toi…
— Heingue ? Hmm, quoi ?
— J'ai besoin de ton aide là, genre, vite s'il te plaît. »

Les deux amoureuses se rendent dans la cuisine. juj pointe du doigt un insecte de grande taille qui trône sur le comptoir.

« Là, genre là », dit-elle d'une voix tremblante, « regarde, là !
— Eh mais putain », s'exclame vel d'une expression fatiguée, « c'est un cafard, c'te merde ! Oh bordel, j'ai pas l'énergie pour ça, moi. »

La punkette se retourne vers sa chérie paniquée et lui pose les mains sur les épaules d'un air solennel.

« Bon écoute-moi bien, juj
— Oui ?
— Ce que je vais te dire est très important. Et surtout, tu paniques pas, d'accord ? Il faut surtout pas que tu paniques, c'est super important. Garde ton sang froid, tout ira bien. »

Subitement, vel cède à la panique et secoue juj dans tous les sens en hurlant.

« ON VA TOUTES CREVER, JUJ ! IL Y A DES CAFARDS CHEZ NOUS, C'EST FINI ! ON EST FOUTUES DE OUF, ET ON N'A PAS LES THUNES POUR APPELER DES DÉCAFARDISEURS ! »

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99d

Chamomile #490
(New comic every Sunday)
http://jezmmart.com/chamomilecomic
#jezmmart #chamomilecomic #comics #webcomic #art

Comic from my weekly series, Chamomile. Detailed Description Follows:

In an absolutely identical manner as the previous comic, Chamomile enters The Cubby and begins cheerfully speaking to Vienna, who is behind the counter. Chamomile says "Hey Vi, if you were stuck in a 24-hour time loop, what would you try? Like, to escape it?" Vienna turns around from what she's doing and says "...You asked me that same question yesterday." Chamomile lookes ecstatic, yelling "Oh! Thank goodness! I'm finally out!" Vienna gives a grimaced smile as she quietly says "...Alright, I'll humour the bit..." At normal volume, she then says "You've been stuck in a time loop, huh?" Chamomile says "Yeah, it was pretty harrowing, but I grew a lot as a person." Chamomile tilts her head in concern as she says "You don't seem very excited." Vienna says "Sorry, it's not so interesting from outside the loop." Chamomile says "Aw, here I was thinking that'd be a really novel perspective, compared to how time loop stories usually work!" Vienna says "Seems not." Chamomile replies "Yeah..." Vienna folds her arms and says "So, what broke you out, anyway?" Chamomile cheerfully says "Finally made a doctor's appointment I keep putting off." Vienna says "Ah, yeah. That'll do it." End of comic.

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104d

"La Montaña Afable" ya está en vivo!

Una aventura ambientada en una isla fantástica que celebra el amor por el planeta y la bondad radical. El webcómic está en progreso y se puede leer de forma totalmente libre y gratuita.

Puedes disfrutar del prólogo aquí:
https://lamontañaafable.com/

Espacio de apoyo voluntario y enlaces:
https://germantorres.neocities.org/

Una viñeta de mi cómic web, La Montaña Afable. En primer plano se ven algunos árboles; entre ellos hay un personaje barbudo que lleva un sombrero, con un pájaro posado encima. Se le ve bajando de la montaña con un palo en la mano, dirigiéndose hacia un bosque que hay más abajo. Al fondo se ve la costa y el humo negro que se eleva desde ella. La montaña está un poco sucia, con botellas y envases de plástico tirados por el suelo.

Edited 104d ago

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98d

…and if the McDonald’s lawyers ask, that’s the story you give them

#comic #webcomic #funny #mcrib

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97d

I'm @shizamura and I create O Sarilho, a webcomic about future romans and war!

Did you know you can check the subscriptions on my ko-fi to read ahead? Yet to be published comic pages?

https://sarilho.net/?utm_source=kad
https://ko-fi.com/shizamura

#sarilho #webcomic

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96d

Authenticity Problem

Bonus timelapse: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/064.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. The gothic sorceress, Cepper, finishes a painting in front of her easel, palette in hand. She looks happy. Nearby, on a pedestal, her Avian Intelligence (AI) Cyber Parrot watches her.
> AI Parrot: "Shall I assist with finishing that piece?"
> Cepper: "Absolutely not! I love the process, and my art will stay **handmade**."

Panel 2. later at the exhibition, Cepper stands beside her painting, shock written across her face. In the foreground, silhouettes of anthropomorphic creatures and humans reacting to her work.
> Narrator: "Later, at the exhibition."
> Audience: "Did you purposely make it look like Avian Intelligence created it?"
> Audience: "It totally looks AI-generated!"

Panel 3. Cepper facepalms as she overhears the audience attempting to justify their observations.
> Audience: "Yeah...the yellow tint is a dead giveaway."
> Audience: "...and this style, I mean, common!"
> Audience (smaller): "And the fingers!"

Panel 4. Later, in dim lighting, Cepper sits cross-legged on the floor after the exhibition. The crowd disperses in the background. She stares vacantly, chin resting on her fist, processing what just happened. Beside her, the AI Parrot look at her art.
> Parrot: "Did I ever tell you how much I learned my skills from your art?"
> Parrot: "The hundreds I made a minute ago are really in the same vein."
> Parrot (in small): "Love your yellows!"
> Cepper: "Shut up."

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71d

Zeitgeist. #webcomic

In the first panel, Zeno the Robot is sitting in a booth and says The difference between what is moral and what is legal depends entirely on who's writing the laws. In the second panel, we see that Zeno is talking to his friend, Gravystains the aging hippie; Zeno says Something can be legal while still being immoral, and something can be moral while still being illegal. In the third panel, Gravystains replies by saying I think I can catch your whiff, my alpha-geek homeskillet. In the fourth panel, Gravystains says I used to get arrested all the time for stuff they now put into gummy bears.

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54d

Too Used to Prompt

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/070.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. Amall, the small elf scholar takes tea with Cepper, the gothic sorceress. Amall looks at the empty perch while eating a mufin with a pink frost on it. Cepper serve the tea to her guest.
> Amall: "Wait, where's your Avian Intelligence parrot?"
> Cepper: "I got rid of it."

Panel 2. Amall is now curious, while Cepper explains herself, a cup of tea in her hand.
> Amall: "Really?"
> Cepper: "Yeah, I realized the benefits weren't worth the costs."

Panel 3. Amall is confused, and Cepper continues her speech, confident.
> Amall: "The... costs?"
> Cepper: "The ecological costs. The data scraping. How it's all controlled by a handful of corporations..."
> Cepper: "But mostly how it made my brain lazier and lazier..."

Panel 4. Cepper now asks Amall a question with a pleading pose. Amall realizes her friend invited her with an ulterior motive and responds with a blasé attitude, her pointy hears turning down.
> Cepper: By the way, how do I cast a Ring of Fire spell?
> Amall: Wait... Have you invited me here just to replace your AI parrot?

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40d

Meat Proxies

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/072.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. Cepper, a Gothic sorceress, walks toward the "Faculty of Fire Magic" (the label is framed on the door). Beyond the door, we see scholars writing grimoires with AI parrots nearby. Signs on the faculty wall read: "Fireballs must be kept at a safe academic distance." and "The Faculty is NOT responsible for burnt eyebrows."
> Cepper: "The Ring of Fire spell... I need it."
> Cepper: "So let's ask someone who knows it, the good old human way."

Panel 2. Cepper is now inside the faculty. She adopts a friendly pose and politely approaches a sorceress scholar halfing fox, red hair, she looks visibly bored or emotionally exhausted. Her AI Parrot writes in a grimoire for her; she barely glances at it.
> Cepper: "Hey, would you happen to know how to cast a Ring of Fire spell? "

Panel 3. The scholar doesn't bother responding herself: she simply asks her AI Parrot.
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to cast a Ring of Fire spell."
> AI Parrot: "Absolutely! PyroCircus."
* Inserted panel, she repeats the Parrot's words word-for-word while Cepper barely contains her frustration in the background.
> Scholar: "Absolutely. PyroCircus."

Panel 4. Cepper, is intrigued but asks seriously while the scholar maintains her dead-inside expression.
> Cepper: "Wait, you're simply just an AI meat proxy now, aren't you?"
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, tell me how to reply to that."

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75d

The Minions of Avian Intelligence

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/067.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic witch, is stunned to see a small army of Avian Intelligence (AI) parrots walking down the red carpet toward the university's reception room. Behind her, her own AI parrot flies overhead.
> Cepper: "What are these?"
> Parrot: "These are my minions."

Panel 2. The minions scatter throughout the celebration, attempting to join various group discussions.
> Parrot: "They're deployed in all discussions to make people love Avian Intelligence."

Panel 3. A similar shot to the previous panel, but now people are growing angry at the minion parrots who interrupted their discussions. Cepper and her AI parrot simply observe the scene.
> AI Parrot minion (1): "AI is just a tool!"
> AI Parrot minion (2): "AI learns like humans do!"
> AI Parrot minion (3): "AI is good!"
> Cepper: "...Is it working?"

Panel 4. In a similar shot, the crowd is now furious, screaming at the minions. The Parrot remains optimistic while Cepper is facepalming.
> Parrot: "No, people still hate AI. I guess I'll just deploy more minions."

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50d

It's been a bit since I drew a comic page. I had a lot of fun drawing this one (and poured a lot of creative energy into it, too 😅)

#MastoArt #Comic #IndieComic #WebComic #TalkShow

Gary Min making devil horns with both hands: Yow! Check my mic tonight, friends, 'cause we're headed back down to The Basement
<<intro theme>>
In a studio set built to look vaguely like a basement, Gary Min is sitting backwards on a school-style chair, and Charli Brix is lounging on an upholstered chair. A neon sign in the background says "Basement" and below it there is a bass guitar and a poster of a skateboarder. On the stairs going down there is a "one way" street sign.
Gary: Welcome, welcome punks and hellions, get ready for the under-ground rundown
Chibi-ish versions of Gary and Charli are in left and right bottom pannels.
Gary: I'm Gary Min, this is Charli Brix and you know we got some dirt to dish ;)
Charli: Meh

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73d

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19d

The poisoned dataset

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/075.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. The Scholar sorceress with a snake tattoo stands in a desolated land made of ruins and dead trees. She speaks to her Avian Intelligence (AI) parrot flying near her shoulder.
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, remind me how to cast a Ring of Fire spell? You know, the one you trained on from Cepper's 'AI Protected' research?"
> AI Parrot: "Absolutely! PyroCorona."

Panel 2. The Scholar cracks a wicked smile, excited as she raises her hands, fingers spread and ready to cast.
> Scholar: "Alright, I can't wait to try... PyroCorona!"
* insert: A crown of flame appears on the top of her head. She has the big eyes of surprise.
> Scholar: "?!!"

Panel 3. The Scholar sorceress lost her hair and eyebrows: burnt. She's in a real rage and grab her AI parrot by the neck while starting a fireball, threatening, in her another hand.
> Scholar (shooting): "Explain this to me, you #*$%@& bird, or I blast you with a fireball!"

Panel 4. The Scholar stops in the middle of her attack: she realizes what happened and she's speechless, lost, looking in the void. The AI Parrot proposes something.
> Scholar: "Wait... this is *her* work. The protected research. She poisoned it on purpose."
> AI Parrot (small): "Want me to look up healing spells for your hair and eyebrows?"

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50d

Glad we went right to intrusive thoughts

#comic #webcomic #pumpkinspice

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man and his brain realize pumpkin spice wet naps for men is A Real Thing

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71d

Chamomile #494
(New comic every Sunday)
http://jezmmart.com/chamomilecomic

#jezmmart #chamomilecomic #comics #webcomic #art

Comic from my weekly series, Chamomile. Detailed Description Follows:

It's a very dark morning, the sun smothered by thick clouds, with heavy rain pouring. The voice of an unseen character says "We'll see you later sweetheart! Be brave! You can always go find your older brothers at lunchtime if you want to. We're sure you'll have a fun first day and make friends though. Love you!" The scene now reveals itself in full, a handful of parents are gathered near an entrance gate to Bay Valley East Primary School, silhouettes of kids and an adult chaperone beyond the gate are walking towards the buildings within the grounds. In the foreground, a couple, the source of the dialogue before are walking away holding hands, a woman and a man both in rain coats. The woman has black hair poking out of her hood, the man has glasses and curly brown hair. The woman, looking back towards the school gates says "Goodness... that's that then. All our children, grown up enough to be at school now." The man jovially says "What a day for it, too!" while adjusting his rain hat. The two are then seen walking down a high street, still in the rain. There's a red telephone box, an electronics store advertising a bulky desktop computer with a CRT monitor, tagline "The home office multimedia future is here!, a shop called "Worthwools", advertising Pick and/or Mix for 39p per 100 grams and a music sale that includes both CDs and cassettes! The man says "I thought I'd be much more emotional. Certainly was the first time... and yet, because we've been though it so many times now, there's a funny mundanity about it today instead, don't you think?" He turns to the woman and says "Oh, but it's really pouring isn't it? You'd think the both of us actually were bawling our eyes out!" We then see that the woman has indeed got comical amounts of tears streaming from her sopping wet eyes as she sniffs and sniffles, saying nothing. The man stammers "...A... ah..." The two continue walking, and the man says "Come on then, home and a hot drink for us, I think. Ha ha, tell you what'd be fitting for the day. We've got that box of herbal tea still. Shall we make a nice chamomile?" End of comic.

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68d

Resonance

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/068.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic sorceress, stands on her high chair, in her painting workshop, with an empty canvas in front of her on the easel. Her expression is blank, staring in the void. On his perch nearby, her Avian Intelligence (AI) Parrot speaks out loud a notification.
> Parrot: "Breaking news: *Penguin Academy* authorizes grimoire contributions made with Avian Intelligence."
> Parrot: "Third major magic school this week after the *Pointy Hat* and *Daemon*."
> Cepper: "..."

Panel 2. The Parrot leans forward, studying Cepper's face. She hasn't moved.
> Parrot: "I thought that would make you furious."
> Cepper: "No. It's been like this every day for weeks now, so much so that I've lost my ability to feel outraged..."
> Cepper (smaller): "And all motivation..."

Panel 3. General shot in the workshop, Parrot process while Cepper slowly pick one brush from a pot aside of the canvas.
> Parrot: "So what are you going to do?"
> Cepper: "Paint what I actually feel."

Panel 4. Close up of Cepper applying a brush stroke on the canvas. Her voice is quiet, her eyes still blasé, but trying to focus on the canvas. She made a first step.
> Cepper: "If this resonates with someone... that will be well enough."
> Cepper: "Enough to not feel alone in this."

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66d

Rip and tear until about 8:00 PM, then it’s bed time kiddo you have school in the morning

#comic #webcomic #funny #parenting

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47d

The Degraded Search Engine

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/071.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic sorceress, walks toward a large steampunk machine in the center of the library written "Gooblin" on it, colored letters. The machine resembles a rusty block, with a threadmill on one side, a seat and a typewriter-style keyboard.
> Cepper: "A good old 'search engine', this is what I need for my research!"

Panel 2. Close up, Cepper types on the typewriter keyboard, looking at the screen.
> Cepper: "R.I.N.G. O.F. F.I.R.E S.P.E.L.L.S. *enter*"
> Cepper: "...And voilà."

Panel 3. The machine spits out dozens of scrolls and books. Cepper reads them.
> Cepper: "Wait... Why are these results so bad?..."
> Books 1: "(Ad) Ten Fire Spells That Will Change Your Life (You Won't Believe the 7th!)"
> Books 2: "(Sponsored) 15 Spicy Onion Ring Recipes"
> Books 3: "(For you) Top 5 Best Engagement Rings"
> Books 4: "(ad) How to Start a Campfire: A Comprehensive Guide"
> Books 5: "Is Your Fire Spell Not Working? (Try This One Simple Trick!)"
> Books 6: "(Sponsored) Cheap Fire-Resistant Panties! (50% Off Today Only!)"

Panel 4. A librarian approaches, their AI Parrot perched on their shoulder, pointing it. Cepper looks defeated, her eyes blasé.
> Librarian: "Yeah, they tuned it this way so everyone just uses their Avian Intelligence for searching now..."
> Cepper: "...How unsurprising."

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18d

I'm ok. I look ok.

#mastoart #comic #comics #cartoon #webcomic

First panel: The character stands in a confident pose. Caption above
the image: "It took a while, but I'm starting to think that maybe I don't look
as bad as I thought my whole life." Speech bubble next to the character: “I look OK!”

Second panel: A person with a phone approaches the character. Speech bubble:
"Hey, I took a photo of you, wanna see?" The character confidently replies, "Sure!"

Third panel: The character looks at the phone. A shadow falls across her face.

Fourth panel: The character, with a hollow smile on her face, declares, "I’ll never leave the house ever again."

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26d

Drawing the Line

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/074.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1: Cepper stands in front of a black board in a classroom with a piece of chalk in her hand, visible on the board her magical notes about "Rings of Fire": geometric drawing with incantation mixed: radius, power, some notes about PyroCircus being Slop and the good one being PyroCorona. But mainly, she is drawing a large AI symbol with parrot wing crossed. A Scholar of dark the arts, with short hair and a snake tatoo enters the room, curious, with her parrot.
> Scholar: "What are you doing?"
> Cepper: "Protecting my research. I forbid it to be trained on or used for Avian Intelligence."

Panel 2: The Scholar is skeptical and mock her a bit. Her parrot is perched nearby, scanning the board with their digital blue eyes emiting a ray.
> Scholar: "Avian Intelligence, will this symbol protect her work?"
> parrot: "No, I'm scanning and integrating her research right now."

Panel 3: The parrot confirms. The Scholar repeats it with smug certainty while Cepper think.
> parrot: "Done. This knowledge is now part of my dataset."
> Scholar: "Tss... See? It doesn't protect."

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29d

#QuestionOfTheDay what's something you like where they got the wrong person to do a sequel/adaptation/installment/continuation/reboot/etc?

#TV #movies #film #television #fiction #videogames #gaming #comics #webcomic #manga #anime #ttrpg #ccgs #scifi #fantasy #musicals #books

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12d

The Poisonous Appearance

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/076.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. In the golden light of autumn and golden trees, a patch of autumn crocuses and a ruined sanctuary made of megaliths stands in a remote part of the forest. Amall, a small blonde elf, has doubts as her hands glow with magical light. Across from her, Cepper, the gothic sorceress, has placed both hands on the stone altar, decorated with candles and a pumpkin.
> Amall: "Are you sure this is what you *really* want?"
> Cepper: "Shut up, Amall, and **do it!** Before I change my mind."

Panel 2. Amall focuses on the spell. Cepper grits her teeth and closes her eyes as Amall's hands cover hers with their intense light.
> Amall: "Alright... Digitus Novus!"

Panel 3. Amall blows on her hands and massages them to cool them down. Cepper is speechless, examining her new six-fingered hands that still shimmer with Amall's magic.
> Cepper: "**Wow.** Impressive. Thank you."
> Amall: "So now, explain to me: **why six fingers?**"

Panel 4. Pleased with the transformation, Cepper walks away from the altar, showing off her new hands like trophies. Amall laughs in the background.
> Cepper: "It's because I have a feeling it's going to poison the dataset of Avian Intelligences."
> Cepper: "...and I can't wait for them to start training on my new appearance."

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5d

This is how you know it's working

Bonus speedpaint: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/077.html#bonus

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

Panel 1. View on the ruins of an old temple now invaded by nature and flooded by a luxurious swamp of magical blue water lilies, yellow leaves of autumn falls slowly. Cepper, the gothic sorceress, is playing flute on the remaining base of a pillar, focused. Nearby, on a smaller ruin of a pillar lands an Avian Intelligence (AI) Parrot.
> AI Parrot: "So you think you'll poison anything with your six-fingered hands?"

Panel 2. In the foreground, the hands of Cepper on the flutes with her six fingers, while in background the AI Parrot is commenting.
> AI Parrot: "My dataset is trained with billions and billions of images and texts."
> AI Parrot: "At that scale, anomalies get averaged out: the poison becomes homeopathic. Your work is now even more useful to us."

Panel 3. Cepper stops playing to pack her silver classic flute on her bag, she is happy, and doesn't feel bothered by the confrontation, she is clearly at peace.
> Cepper: "You're counting on that, aren't you?"
> Cepper: "That we think we're too small to matter, so we stop trying?"

Panel 4. Cepper is now walking away, happy of herself while having her bag on her shoulder. The AI Parrot feels surprised that his strategy was guessed that easily.
> Cepper: "Well, if I were truly harmless, you wouldn't need to fly all this way and convince me I am, right?"

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34d

He moisturizes.

#comic #webcomic #funny #galbor

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