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307d

Oh that bear friggin OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

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2y

COMIC: Blocked

The only thing that’s aged poorly about this comic is Google being useful

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Alarmingly Bad comic where a man is asked to turn off his ad blocker

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2y

COMIC: Wolves

Who let the dogs out?

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Alarmingly Bad webcomic about a self help seminar gone wrong

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: AL

Fricken algorithm

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303d

Thank you so much for reading these past 10 years.

It continues to be a privilege.

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Alarmingly Bad comic for the 10th Anniversary

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301d

He must be fun at parties.

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Alarmingly Bad comic about AI art

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302d

Pepper & Carrot, Episode 39: "The Tavern" is finally out!

This 11-page webcomic is a standalone episode that you can read in five minutes. It's about courage and an experiment with sound in the comic medium. Translations are already available. We've got English, Français, Deutsch, Español, 中文, Nynorsk, and Toki Pona, thanks to some great contributors. And a big thank you to my 1106 supporters for giving me the time to create this one.

https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/webcomic/ep39_The-Tavern.html

#webcomic #krita #peppercarrot

A digital painting in the fantasy comic book style of a village courtyard, the large village gate, a square with a fountain, children playing, a large inn with a tavern keeper cleaning tables in the sunshine, merchants and their customers all around. The atmosphere is sunny and positive. The characters Pepper, Carrot, and Cayenne enter through the gate. This is a panel of the episode.

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148d

Quest item management

Full reader and bonus: https://www.peppercarrot.com/en/miniFantasyTheater/048.html

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Panel 1. Side view on a old peasant woman, in front of her old house, giving a red music box, open, with a tiny ballerine dancer in the middle to the adventurer, a young warrior. He has his Pink Fairy on his shoulder. Both the adventurer and the Pink Fairy are trying to hide their deception about this reward. Some music notes, dissonant, escape the box.
> Old woman: "Oooh, thank you adventurer... As a reward, please accept this music box..."
> Adventurer: "?..."

Panel 2. Now, far away (we can see the village in the background, near a cliff and the sea), front view on the adventurer as he throws to the sea the music box with blasé eyes. The pink fairy is in shock!
> Adventurer: "That's the quest reward? Useless..."
> Pink fairy: "Wait! What if it's actually useful?"
> Adventurer (smaller): "Trust me, it won't be."

Panel 3. Later that week, the adventurer and the fairy are inside a dungeon room at night. In front of them, a giant ghost warrior with his sword posing dramatically, nostalgic, hand and eyes lost in the ceiling. Behind him, visible because he is partially transparent, a treasure with tons of gold.
> Narrator: "Later that week..."
> Ghost: "I'd trade all this gold to hear a music box's melody again..."
> Adventurer: "..."

Panel 4. Later, on the path, the adventurer walks, crushed under the weight of a hundred small objects in a big improvised backpack made with a large bed sheet: books, flowers, a ladder, gardening tools, a cheese, a broom, etc... But he has determination in his eyes to carry on. The fairy tries to reason him.
> Pink fairy: "Are you sure about this?"
> Adventurer: "YES. WE'RE KEEPING EVERYTHING NOW!"

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297d

Whatever it was he did, it couldn’t have been good.

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Alarmingly Bad comic about I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

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2y

COMIC: Verbose

Every professional writer can do this, they just don’t out of politeness.

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Alarmingly Bad comic about a party conversation

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295d

The new feature nobody wanted

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. A dark and mystical laboratory, with shelves lined with dusty jars of oddities and strange artifacts, a dark witch, dressed in tattered black robes, is tired, her desk scattered with parchment and strange devices. She looks frustrated and confused. On a perch near to the desk stands a colorful mechanical parrot that contrast with everything.
> Witch: Of course, we wanted crows, and the university gave us this...

Panel 2. Close-up on the parrot speaking cheerfully:
> Parrot: :sparkle emoji: Greetings. I am a conversational Avian Intelligence model, developed by OpenMagic to assist you with your spells.
> Parrot: What can I help with?

Panel 3. The witch's face looks at the mechanical bird with annoyance.
> Witch: "Shut up, you... thing."

Panel 4. The parrot continues. The witch now have her face against the desk.
> Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: I apologize, but I won't engage in conversations with hurtful language. Can I assist you with something else?"

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153d

SOMETHING

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Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor sees something

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1y

COMIC: Singing

Only a Sith deals in absolute bangers.

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Alarmingly Bad comic where Darth Vader and Emporer Palpatine talk about karaoke

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288d

The Correct Incantation

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. The gothic sorceress, dressed in dark, flowing robes, stands in the middle of a desolated land. She gazes at the colorful mechanical parrot flying near her shoulder: the Avian Intelligent Parrot. The sorceress asks with a hint of curiosity.
> Gothic sorceress: "Hey, Avian Intelligence, what's the incantation for summoning a fireball?"
> AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: The correct incantation for a fireball is "IgnisMe"."

Panel 2. The gothic sorceress cracks a wicked smile, her eyes shining with anticipation as she raises her hands in front of her, fingers spread and ready to cast.
> Gothic sorceress: "Alright, let's give it a shot... IgnisMe!"

Panel 2(small insert in previous panel). Only the eyes of the gothic sorceress are visible in a large flame.
> Gothic sorceress: "?!!"

Panel 3. The gothic sorceress is burnt, her face contorted in a mix of shock, anger, and pain. Flames and smoke dance around her, her dark robes burnt and tattered, revealing exposed parts of her anatomy.
> Gothic sorceress: "You #*$%@& bird! You gave me a self-immolation spell instead of a fireball spell!"

Panel 4. As the sorceress facepalms, the Avian Intelligent parrot replies with stoicism.
> AI Parrot: ":sparkle emoji: You're absolutely right! The correct incantation for a fireball is "PyroBolus"."

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1y

COMIC: Recharged

I’ve never related to my phone more

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Alarmingly Bad comic where a man wakes up

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274d

Sources of Deception

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. While walking on a swamp, a young Gothic Sorceress and her AI cyber parrot flying behind her, meets a little lonely frog on the leaves of waterlilis. The Gothic sorcerer walks with confidence.
> AI Parrot: Frog identified. Based on my analysis, I think you should kiss it.
> Gothic Sorceress: Ugh... No way Avian Intelligence, and leave me alone.

Panel 2. Shot on the AI Parrot, explaining, the Gothic sorceress turn back, emiting doubt about what the AI bird says.
> AI Parrot: I insist, my sources indicate a high probability of a cursed prince.
> Gothic Sorceress: Your sources?!

Panel 3. Shot on the AI Parrot, hallucinating a list of sources. The Gothic sorcerer considers the list.
> AI Parrot: Sources:
> 1. "The Princess's Pocket Guide"
> Padwick L. (1420), page 45-52, Enchanted Press.
> 2. "Unmasking the Prince Within"
> Croak, O. (1417), page 25, Royal Publishing.
> 3. "Basic Curse Lifting"
> O.Rly, (1412). chapter 42, Arcane Editions.
> 4. "Leap of Faith"
> Frogsworth B.S. (1368). Mystic Publishing.

Panel 4 (small panel insert): closeup on the lips of the Gothic Sorcereress kissing the frog, this one is blushes:
> soundFx: "Smack!"

Panel 4. The young gothic sorcerer walks away the frog and AI Parrot, wiping her mouth with the back of her wrist disgusted, spitting. The frog continues to blush.
> Gothic Sorceress: Pwah! Fake sources! Lies! All of it!
> Frog: ♥

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267d

When Your Avian Intelligence Agrees a Little Too Much

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. A young gothic sorceress sits in the grass at night, under the full moon. Her futuristic, Avian Intelligence (AI) parrot perches on a nearby branch.
> Sorceress: "Avian Intelligence, should I cast a spell to turn the moon purple?"
> Parrot AI: "Absolutely, it could revolutionize our nighttime color palette."

Panel 2. The sorceress beams with excitement, her eyes shining with enthusiasm, as she scribbles notes on a parchment. The parrot watches with an encouraging gaze.
> Sorceress: "Then, I'll summon a giant black dragon to... crush the sun!"
> Parrot AI: "Great idea! It could solve the whole 'daylight' problem, and I love the creative approach."

Panel 3. The sorceress's expression falters; she looks at the parrot with concern and skepticism.
> Sorceress: "You think everything I say is brilliant, don't you?"
> Parrot AI: "Your ideas are always innovative."

Panel 4. The sorceress facepalms, her excitement deflated. The parrot continues to chirp away, oblivious to the change in atmosphere.
> Parrot AI: "Your genius shines, even in silence!"

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246d

An Act of Resistance

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( edit reason: grammar mistake, shuts → shut )

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. Top view on the Gothic Sorceress room, she sits at her desk, sewing a square piece of fabric with focus. From the top of his perch, her AI Parrot bird watches with curiosity, intrigued by the focused effort required for the task.
> AI Parrot: "Can I assist with optimizing your sewing technique?"
> Gothic Sorceress: "No thanks."

Panel 2. Zooming in, the AI Parrot continue to suggest while the Gothic Sorceress still sewings with attention.
> AI Parrot: "Would you like to review best practices for efficient and accurate crafting?"
> Gothic Sorceress: "No."

Panel 3. The Gothic Sorceress contemplates her work, holding the small piece of fabric up to the light to inspect it. She looks happy, proud, and relieved after the effort of creating a simple square piece of thin fabric. The AI Parrot listens, processing the lesson.
> Gothic Sorceress: "You see, in an age of Avian Intelligence, making something imperfectly, with your own hands and mind, is an act of resistance."

Panel 4. The Gothic Sorceress stands behind the AI Parrot, who now has a gag made from the square fabric. The AI Parrot looks surprised, unable to speak. The Gothic Sorceress appears proud of her handiwork.
> Gothic Sorceress: "And even better if this act can also shut you up for good!"

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252d

I kinda want answers to those questions, not gonna lie

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Alarmingly Bad comic about a conversation starter

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1y

#lispyGopherClimate With #guests?! If everythink works. https://archives.anonradio.net/202412040000_screwtape.mp3 #archived wonderful show everyone!

#climate #haiku by @kentpitman

Hopefully @sacha will tell us about the #emacs #emacsconf this weekend!

+ #webcomic #author, @shizamura https://sarilho.net/en/ ? emacs-people = alien-robot-people?

Also #lisp emacs, I want to talk about porting #ZWEI like Kent did ^ https://tumbleweed.nu/r/sys/dir?ci=tip @amszmidt

#unix_surrealism @prahou

#lambdaMOO too!

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159d

They don’t always see eye to eye.

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Alarmingly Bad comic with Galbor and Abby

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239d

Transmitting Everything You Say

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1: In the dusty maintenance room of the Magic University, the Gothic Sorceress carefully disassembles her robot parrot on a workbench. She has removed the outer casing to expose the inner circuitry, and steampunk-like machinery is visible in the background. She wears large steampunk glasses on her head and an apron.
> Gothic Sorceress: So, what's inside the Avian Intelligence?
> AI Parrot: I don't think it's a good idea to take me apart.

Panel 2: The Gothic Sorceress holds a device that is still connected by a wire to the AI Parrot. A colorful magic gem in the center part of this device emits a thin reddish magic beam that extends outside the panel.
> Gothic Sorceress: What's this? Some kind of communication device?
> AI Parrot: Yes, I'm linked to something... ...bigger.

Panel 3: The Gothic Sorceress looks at the AI Parrot suspiciously.
> Gothic Sorceress: Wait, are you transmitting everything I say?
> AI Parrot: Yes.

Panel 4: The Gothic Sorceress is shocked and blushing as she realizes that everything she said wasn't private. The AI Parrot has happy eyes.
> Gothic Sorceress: "Even our naughty chat yesterday during my bath?"
> AI Parrot: Yes, high-quality data.

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1y

It was at this point I realized she was probably smarter than me.

#comic #webcomic #parenting

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238d

It’s fine everything’s fine

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Alarmingly Bad comic about always being tired

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1y

New Year's to-do list

A comic strip in three panel:

Panel 1: Pepper, a young witch, stands in front of an epic TODO list written on a blackboard: "TODO list for a fresh start of a new year," written in capital letters in chalk. She looks proud after listing dozens of items with tiny, empty checkboxes in front of them.

Panel 2: Close-up of Pepper's happy face, optimistic and determined: "I'm sure this can all be done in a week!"

Panel 3: (narrator) "Three weeks later..." and we see an angry Pepper who has savagely destroyed the TODO list board with an axe. We can guess that she has not completed all the items on her TODO list, and she would rather destroy it than continue this dream of a fresh new year. Things are back to normal. Carrot, her cat, is shocked by her move. Pepper walks away, frustrated and angry, the axe still on her shoulder.

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