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47d

Security

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A comic in four panels.

Panel 1. A sorcerer is standing in front of the closed main gate of a tall and dark castle. The guard, on the wall of the castle, shouts:
> Guard: Halt, stranger! Do you have the password?
> Sorcerer: Yes, it's DarkLord123!

Panel 2. Zoom on the guard, shouting another test:
> Guard: What about the security code sent to your address?
> Sorcerer: Oh yes, I have that: 75482.

Panel 3. The guard now hangs a big poster, absurd: there is on it a picture of a horse on a landscape, but it is split into many squares. The laser wand of the sorcerer selects all the squares with horses.
> Guard: Now, use your magic to show me all the squares with horses. Good.

Panel 4. Shot of the sorcerer, visibly very bored by all these tests, opening his mouth.
> Guard (off-panel): Finally, prove that you're an adult by closing and opening your mouth.
> Sorcerer: Really?...

This comic strip is a critique of the too many security steps in 2025: login/password, 2FA security code, captchas, and adult verification via webcam expression.

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40d

Settings

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: A princess kneels, holding the body of her dying knight.
> Princess: Oh no, my knight! You can't die on me like this!
> Knight: It's... too late... I've lost too much blood...

Panel 2: The princess is suddenly amused by an idea while the knight dies even more quickly.
> Princess: Wait a minute... Of course!
> Knight: *gasps*

Panel 3. The princess pulls down a control panel like a store shade, and the user interface appears behind her. With a finger, she toggles a switch on the "Blood" line from ON to OFF, making a small 'click' sound. The panel is titled "Settings", and also has options for "Music", "Sound Effects", "Mini-Map", and "Language".

Panel 4: The princess looks happy, and the knight sits up in disbelief — there is no more blood on his armour!
> Knight: Wow! What sorcery is this?!

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1y

Alarmingly Brad

It’s bursting with flavor™

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic where the CEO of Food Hole is trying to out do Panera Lemonade

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1y

Oracle

Orbs gotta stick together

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball makes all his decisions based on a magic 8 ball

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1y

Ok but MOBILE SNACKS

#Comics #WebComic #alarminglybad #mastoart

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man thinks about buying an ice cream truck

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1y

REPOST: The Matricks

There is no spork

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Alarmingly Bad webcomic where Neo and Agent Smith have a conversation

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1y

Babysitting

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball is babysitting

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Spinning

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle

#galbor #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #video

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25d

Reverse Mermaid: Origins

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A comic strip in four panels:

1. In the underwater cave of the Witch-moray eel, a little mermaid begs her:
> Mermaid: Oh, dear witch, please give me legs so I can dance with the prince...

2. Close-up of the Witch-moray eel, holding out a bottle of potion:
> Witch-moray eel: Alright... Drink this.

3. Without hesitation, the little mermaid grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp.
> Mermaid: Glug glug!

4. Wide shot in the cave, the little mermaid has transformed into a reversed mermaid: fish body and human legs! The witch holds out her hand to claim her payment.
> Mermaid: Really?
> Eel-witch: That'll be ten gold coins.

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1y

Nice.

#squidgame #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man plays a game within a game

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1y

Vaudeville

Haha, classic Galbor

#galbor #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #galbormonth #MastoArt

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball and a man do their version of “who’s on first”

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19d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI)

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A comic strip in four panels:

1. A bird's-eye view of a giant amphora the size of a building with closed eyes and a closed mouth engraved on it. Using scaffolding, a community of wizards climbed up and are throwing all their books into it, to fill its content.
> Wizards: All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

2. A ground level view at the bottom of the giant amphora. This time, the wizards bring tree trunks, cut down nearby trees, and throw them into a large fire to boil the giant amphora.
> Wizards: All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

3. A gathering of all the wizards below the imposing amphora which has now opened its glowing eyes and mouth slightly. The crowd of wizards at its feet applauds:
> Wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

4. Same shot, as the amphora responds with joyful and amused eyes. The wizards are confused by the answer...
> Artificial Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day.
> Wizards: ... ... ...

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Gifting

Look, he’s trying

#galbor #galbormonth #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart

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7d

I'd like to say I have no words, but I think that's an outcome my government would be happy with.

We are all Jimmy Kimmel.

#comic #webcomic #jimmykimmel

Alarmingly Bad comic about Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue

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1y

COMIC: Honesty

Not the best policy

#comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man answers a job interview question a little too honestly

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #alarminglybad #mastoart

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6d

I’d like to say I have no words to all this, but I think that’s an outcome my government would be happy with

#comic #webcomic #jimmykimmel #monologue #freespeech

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5d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) Part 2

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot:
> Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now!

Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation:
> Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless.
> Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production.
> Crowd of wizards: ... ... ...

Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised:
>Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.

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1y

Font size test, part 2.
📦 Download the fonts, alpha 0.1: https://www.davidrevoy.com/data/documents/2024-04-20_DeevadHand_alpha1.zip (265KB, Open Font License)

#wip #font #webcomic #krita #fontforge

A visual test for font, the character (a cute dragonish warrior with pink hair) says: Thank you For your feedback on
my previous post. I forked 'Patrick Hand' and used it to customize my own font called deevadhand.
It should be easily readable.
Except if I mumble in a 14px size font, or worst in a 12px size font, hi hi.
Then, the page list specifications of both fonts, with an alphabet.

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18h

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about The Matrix 2025 (powered by AI)

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1y

Celebrating today the 10th anniversary of the Pepper&Carrot webcomic series!
Blog post: https://www.davidrevoy.com/article1026/10th-anniversary-of-the-peppercarrot-webcomic-series

#krita #peppercarrot #webcomic

A digital colored drawing illustration of Pepper celebrating the 10th anniversary with all her friends around a cake and muffins.

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Tough Crowd

They’d give Statler and Waldorf a run for their money

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

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133d

cool move 😎
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics

4-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: A guy and girl are on a date. The girl shivers. He asks, “Oh, are you cold?” 2: He starts removing his jacket. 3: He throws it into a nearby pond. 4: Now shivering himself, he smiles and says, “Wow, me too! We have so much in common.”

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Bang Up Job

This joke was inevitable

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1y

COMIC: Speed Dating

He likes to watch.

#comic #webcomic #galbor #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball goes speed dating

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