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Security

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A comic in four panels.

Panel 1. A sorcerer is standing in front of the closed main gate of a tall and dark castle. The guard, on the wall of the castle, shouts:
> Guard: Halt, stranger! Do you have the password?
> Sorcerer: Yes, it's DarkLord123!

Panel 2. Zoom on the guard, shouting another test:
> Guard: What about the security code sent to your address?
> Sorcerer: Oh yes, I have that: 75482.

Panel 3. The guard now hangs a big poster, absurd: there is on it a picture of a horse on a landscape, but it is split into many squares. The laser wand of the sorcerer selects all the squares with horses.
> Guard: Now, use your magic to show me all the squares with horses. Good.

Panel 4. Shot of the sorcerer, visibly very bored by all these tests, opening his mouth.
> Guard (off-panel): Finally, prove that you're an adult by closing and opening your mouth.
> Sorcerer: Really?...

This comic strip is a critique of the too many security steps in 2025: login/password, 2FA security code, captchas, and adult verification via webcam expression.

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206d

Settings

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: A princess kneels, holding the body of her dying knight.
> Princess: Oh no, my knight! You can't die on me like this!
> Knight: It's... too late... I've lost too much blood...

Panel 2: The princess is suddenly amused by an idea while the knight dies even more quickly.
> Princess: Wait a minute... Of course!
> Knight: *gasps*

Panel 3. The princess pulls down a control panel like a store shade, and the user interface appears behind her. With a finger, she toggles a switch on the "Blood" line from ON to OFF, making a small 'click' sound. The panel is titled "Settings", and also has options for "Music", "Sound Effects", "Mini-Map", and "Language".

Panel 4: The princess looks happy, and the knight sits up in disbelief — there is no more blood on his armour!
> Knight: Wow! What sorcery is this?!

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21h

’ℂ𝕀ℝℂ𝕃𝔼𝕊’ ⭕

A comic for this “special” day (3/14/2026)

#webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #joke #jokes #comicstrip #comicstrips #funny #custardfist

- - - This is a comic strip - - -

Jack and Herbert are crawling through the desert. They are starving and almost completely dehydrated. Death is imminent.

They run into the dead camel, which started their whole ordeal.
Jack: HERBERT! LOOK! IT’S OUR DEAD CAMEL! WE’VE BEEN GOING IN A CIRCLE!
Herbert looks at his watch.
Herbert: AND IT TOOK US EXACTLY 3 HOURS, 8 MINUTES AND 24 SECONDS.

Jack: WHAT DOES THAT MA…
Herbert cuts Jack off and points to the horizon at exactly 90° from the direction they were just traveling in.
Herbert: I THINK WE NEED TO GO THIS WAY NOW.

We look from above.
They start crawling in the suggested direction.
Jack: ALRIGHT, IF YOU SAY SO.

Caption: 1 HOUR LATER
They arrive at a set of their own tracks again at the same suspicious angle of 90°.
Their bodies and minds are dwindling from dehydration.
Jack: NO… NO NO NO. WE’RE CROSSING OUR OWN TRACKS AGAIN.
Herbert looks at his watch again and he is as thrilled as a dying person can be.
Herbert: AND… IN EXACTLY 1 HOUR.

Jack collapses in the sand.
Jack: WHAT’S WITH ALL THE TIMEKEEPING? WE’RE DYING, MAN.

We view them from above.
Jack is lying on his back and he is ready to die.
Herbert lies on his stomach and he doesn’t have a long to live either.
Herbert: HEY, JACK.
Jack: WHAT?

We zoom out way back and see their tracks in the sand from the sky.
Their tracks form a perfect circle with a straight line through the center.
Herbert: HAPPY π DAY.

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2y

Alarmingly Brad

It’s bursting with flavor™

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic where the CEO of Food Hole is trying to out do Panera Lemonade

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2y

Oracle

Orbs gotta stick together

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball makes all his decisions based on a magic 8 ball

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2y

Ok but MOBILE SNACKS

#Comics #WebComic #alarminglybad #mastoart

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man thinks about buying an ice cream truck

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2y

REPOST: The Matricks

There is no spork

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad webcomic where Neo and Agent Smith have a conversation

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2y

Babysitting

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball is babysitting

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2y

COMIC VIDEO: Spinning

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle

#galbor #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #video

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192d

Reverse Mermaid: Origins

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

1. In the underwater cave of the Witch-moray eel, a little mermaid begs her:
> Mermaid: Oh, dear witch, please give me legs so I can dance with the prince...

2. Close-up of the Witch-moray eel, holding out a bottle of potion:
> Witch-moray eel: Alright... Drink this.

3. Without hesitation, the little mermaid grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp.
> Mermaid: Glug glug!

4. Wide shot in the cave, the little mermaid has transformed into a reversed mermaid: fish body and human legs! The witch holds out her hand to claim her payment.
> Mermaid: Really?
> Eel-witch: That'll be ten gold coins.

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1y

Nice.

#squidgame #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man plays a game within a game

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1y

Vaudeville

Haha, classic Galbor

#galbor #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #galbormonth #MastoArt

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball and a man do their version of “who’s on first”

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185d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI)

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

1. A bird's-eye view of a giant amphora the size of a building with closed eyes and a closed mouth engraved on it. Using scaffolding, a community of wizards climbed up and are throwing all their books into it, to fill its content.
> Wizards: All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

2. A ground level view at the bottom of the giant amphora. This time, the wizards bring tree trunks, cut down nearby trees, and throw them into a large fire to boil the giant amphora.
> Wizards: All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

3. A gathering of all the wizards below the imposing amphora which has now opened its glowing eyes and mouth slightly. The crowd of wizards at its feet applauds:
> Wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

4. Same shot, as the amphora responds with joyful and amused eyes. The wizards are confused by the answer...
> Artificial Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day.
> Wizards: ... ... ...

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Gifting

Look, he’s trying

#galbor #galbormonth #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart

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174d

I'd like to say I have no words, but I think that's an outcome my government would be happy with.

We are all Jimmy Kimmel.

#comic #webcomic #jimmykimmel

Alarmingly Bad comic about Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue

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1y

COMIC: Honesty

Not the best policy

#comic #webcomic #funny #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man answers a job interview question a little too honestly

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1y

COMIC VIDEO: Final Request

If you don’t make your own funeral weird and awkward for everyone, you aren’t doing it right.

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #alarminglybad #mastoart

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150d

Scary Cute Scarecrow

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: In the middle of a field of dry wheat ready to harvest, not far away from a farm, stands a cute, young feminin scarecrow made of straw, sticks and old clothes. A crow lands on her, followed by a flock of crows in the distance. She looks worried.

Panel 2: The cute scarecrow is humiliated: the crows are not afraid of her; they mock her, make faces at her, take selfies with her and one even poops on her hat. Meanwhile, many of them are eating the precious seeds on the ground. She feels sad about it.

Panel 3: The cute scarecrow then has an idea and say something with a wink to the crows around her. All the crows interrupt their business and look at her in horror and shock.
> cute scarecrow: I like pineapple on pizza.

Panel 4: Happy ending, the flock of crows flies away and the cute scarecrow is happy: she has done her job correctly.

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173d

I’d like to say I have no words to all this, but I think that’s an outcome my government would be happy with

#comic #webcomic #jimmykimmel #monologue #freespeech

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171d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) Part 2

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot:
> Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now!

Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation:
> Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless.
> Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production.
> Crowd of wizards: ... ... ...

Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised:
>Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.

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1y

Font size test, part 2.
📦 Download the fonts, alpha 0.1: https://www.davidrevoy.com/data/documents/2024-04-20_DeevadHand_alpha1.zip (265KB, Open Font License)

#wip #font #webcomic #krita #fontforge

A visual test for font, the character (a cute dragonish warrior with pink hair) says: Thank you For your feedback on
my previous post. I forked 'Patrick Hand' and used it to customize my own font called deevadhand.
It should be easily readable.
Except if I mumble in a 14px size font, or worst in a 12px size font, hi hi.
Then, the page list specifications of both fonts, with an alphabet.

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150d

Sleep is for quitters, doc

#comic #webcomic #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about a man going to the doctors and not getting enough sleep

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167d

The only thing that has aged poorly about The Matrix is the idea that AI is competent

#comic #webcomic #matrix #funny

Alarmingly Bad comic about The Matrix 2025 (powered by AI)

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1y

Celebrating today the 10th anniversary of the Pepper&Carrot webcomic series!
Blog post: https://www.davidrevoy.com/article1026/10th-anniversary-of-the-peppercarrot-webcomic-series

#krita #peppercarrot #webcomic

A digital colored drawing illustration of Pepper celebrating the 10th anniversary with all her friends around a cake and muffins.

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164d

A Burning Problem

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater

A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap.
> Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me?

Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon.
> Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation?

Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction.
> Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of...

Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient.
> Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.

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