Eggplant.place

200d

#ShitIFind

blackness everdeen
@traceyecorder

Why read dystopian fiction when
you can just pay attention?

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58d

“It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.”

-- Douglas Adams

But it is a significant start...

International Potato Day is celebrated annually on May 30th. This day was designated by the United Nations to raise awareness about the potato's nutritional, economic, environmental, and cultural significance.

#ShitIFind #TheHitchhikersGideToTheGalaxy #DouglasAdams #InternationalPotatoDay #Potatoes

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92d

#ShitIFind

Blurry out-of-focus pie chart with the only thing you can make out in large letters at the top, "Places where I have lost my glasses:"

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9d

#StephenKing #ShitIFind

"It" clown monster jumps out in front of three kids.
"I can turn into your worst fear!"

Kid 1, "I'm afraid I might never live up to my full potential."
Monster, "I can't turn into that. How about a werewolf. or something."

Kid 2, "I'm scared that the happiest time of my life will pass by and I won't know until it's too late."
Kid 3, "What if we're unknowingly part of a system rigged against us and free will is just a commodified illusion?"

Monster, looking distraught.

Monster hiding alone in the sewers in a deep depression.

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27d

#ReligionIsPoison #ShitIFind

If GOD wanted to impress me with his “miracles” he would have impregnated Joseph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens everyday.

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26d

#ReligionIsPoison #Atheism #Atheist #ShitIFind

ATHEISM:
Having the courage to tell people that you're not afraid of their imaginary friend.

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