Please remember that tomorrow you need to put the odd set of clothes and a pair of shoes outside on the pavement in front of any religious nutjobs house.
rapture
…and then katie who is very quiet most of the time
says no that wasn’t in the past because it’s happening
today it’s happening now she saw it on her phone
and that we’re all going to die tomorrow or the day after
and both rebeccas stand up waving their hands shouting
we’re not are we sir we’re not are we we’re not going to die
tomorrow are we sir…
—Mark Russell, “Drama”
in With Their Best Clothes On: New Writing Scotland 36
Post-rapture looting will begin downtown tonight, at 11:30 pm.
We'll meet in the Jimmy John's parking lot. Bring water and snacks, your own shopping cart, a crow bar, and a flashlight with extra batteries.
If you don't have a looting buddy, let us know and we'll set you up with one.