I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.
puns
The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.
So technically it’s flat.
I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.
#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns
I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine
JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS
Yeah, I got into Yale. Big deal.
Next time a bigot tells you queerness is against nature, show them this and said, whale actually
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/mating-male-humpbacks-1.7131511
And then after they’ve composed themselves, tell them ‘you’re whalecome’
Bigots don’t deserve whales tho, even if they’re humpbacks humping
Chill bird. #grickledoodle #puns #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #birds #cartoon #art #drawing #funny