<p>The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.</p><p>So technically it’s flat.</p><p><a href="/tags/dadjokes/" rel="tag">#DadJokes</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#Puns</a> <a href="/tags/notmyfault/" rel="tag">#NotMyFault</a></p>
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<p>I wrote a book and i am sharing it with everyone. Email request access required (the web is a jungle right now)<br><a href="https://humble.opticmystic.io/" rel="nofollow"><span class="invisible">https://</span>humble.opticmystic.io/</a></p><p>pdf version available through email request (the web is a jungle right now).</p><p>some inspiration was taken from<br><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>pluralistic</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://dair-community.social/@emilymbender" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>emilymbender</span></a></span> </p><p>you may like <span class="h-card"><a href="https://climatejustice.social/@GeofCox" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GeofCox</span></a></span> <span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.scot/@bodhipaksa" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>bodhipaksa</span></a></span> <br><span class="h-card"><a href="https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>aral</span></a></span> </p><p><a href="/tags/humble/" rel="tag">#humble</a> <a href="/tags/world/" rel="tag">#world</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/books/" rel="tag">#books</a> <a href="/tags/philosophy/" rel="tag">#philosophy</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#puns</a> <a href="/tags/love/" rel="tag">#love</a> <a href="/tags/typography/" rel="tag">#typography</a></p>
<p>This is why I love mastodon and stay here. <span class="h-card"><a href="https://aus.social/@dgar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>dgar</span></a></span> keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people <br><a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#Humor</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#puns</a></p>
<p>I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine </p><p>JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS</p><p><a href="/tags/marine/" rel="tag">#Marine</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#Puns</a></p>
<p>Damn. <a href="/tags/grickledoodle/" rel="tag">#grickledoodle</a> <a href="/tags/puns/" rel="tag">#puns</a> <a href="/tags/seal/" rel="tag">#seal</a> <a href="/tags/penguins/" rel="tag">#penguins</a> <a href="/tags/ocean/" rel="tag">#ocean</a> <a href="/tags/cartoon/" rel="tag">#cartoon</a> <a href="/tags/art/" rel="tag">#art</a> <a href="/tags/drawing/" rel="tag">#drawing</a> <a href="/tags/funny/" rel="tag">#funny</a></p>
