puns

I have the superhuman ability to detect Indian flatbread within a certain proximity. I know, I know... it sounds like naan sense.

#WordPlay #Puns #Pun #NotSorry

Imaginary numbers are all fun and games until someone loses an i

#math #puns

The Earth is made up of 70% water which isn’t carbonated.

So technically it’s flat.

#DadJokes #Puns #NotMyFault

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns

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This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

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I just participated in a ‘what should be on our next tshirt’ question at work. This was mine

JUST A LITTLE KELP FROM MY FRONDS

#Marine #Puns

Yeah, I got into Yale. Big deal.

#PixelFed #AlicePics #LockSport #Locks #Puns

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Next time a bigot tells you queerness is against nature, show them this and said, whale actually

https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/mating-male-humpbacks-1.7131511

And then after they’ve composed themselves, tell them ‘you’re whalecome’

Bigots don’t deserve whales tho, even if they’re humpbacks humping

#Marine #Whales #LGBTQ #puns

Chill bird. #grickledoodle #puns #starwars #maythe4thbewithyou #birds #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

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