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Rated Normal 6/10

Wheatley adds some fun zip to this and Odenkirk does his thing reliably enough, but you can’t help think that this kind of fare is a shameful waste of both of their talents. It’s fine. It’s fun.

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Rated Unabomber 7/10

Rated Jurassic World Dominion 6/10

Rated The Lost Bus 8/10

Rated Pressure 7/10

Great performances, beautiful picture but reading about the historical accuracy made me wonder about how it actually went down and what it is exactly that I watched instead, and whether that wouldn’t have been better as a completely fictional film (or one where the onscreen text makes the distinction)

Rated The Crow 6/10

Rated Wildwood 10/10

Holy shit, Wow.

This is a masterpiece, the story, the action, the animation (handmade cartoon irl!!!), the characters & development, the music, the ending. This is beautiful. I went into this expecting it to be great, and I left with this now being one of my favorite movies. Can't wait to watch it again on digital.

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Rated Elvira: Mistress of the Dark 10/10

I’ve probably seen this a hundred times and it is always good.

Rated Hellbound: Hellraiser II 8/10

Rated Disclosure Day 5/10

Moment-to-moment it was quite enthralling, but as a whole I don't really get it. I'm not sure what it was trying to say, and the villains' motives are super unclear. The CGI animals were also awful for some reason.

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Rated Sapphire 8/10

Made me want to search out more Basil Deardon films

Rated Sorry, Baby 8/10

I don't really understand how, but it's a super funny movie at times

Rated Cobra Woman 6/10

Campy, unhinged fun

Rated Barbarian 9/10

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Rated Hope 10/10

Rated In the Lost Lands 7/10

A neat romp through a predictable post apocalyptic world but with a fun twist. The cinematography gives off some early 2000s sci fi vibes. Very artistic.

Rated LA BOLA NEGRA 9/10

Difícil no emocionarse cuando cada fotograma es un cuadro renacentista, cada pieza musical un clásico instantáneo y cuya trágica historia es pura poesía.

Rated Friday the 13th 2/10