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Rated Assault on Precinct 13 9/10

Rated E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 7/10

Rated Monty Python's The Meaning of Life 7/10

Rated The Evil Dead 10/10

ash is the hottest final girl in horror history.

Rated Big Trouble in Little China 8/10

Rated Chris Claremont's X-Men 8/10

papa claremont is why i have the x-men logo on my forearm for the rest of my life.minus one star for shooter though (all my homies hate that homophobic pos)

Rated Back to the Future 9/10

Rated *batteries not included 10/10

as a kid i loved watching this for the robot aliens. as an adult i still love watching it for the robot aliens but it hits different for multiple reasons. i don't have a lot of memories that included both my maternal grandparents but i do remember watching this with them before i lost my grandpa in 1991. there's parts of this movie that are wholesome old people having fun, but there's heavier themes weaved throughout. gentrification, capitalism, and dementia. all three can get fucked.

Rated Sunderland 2/10

Rated Dual 8/10

re-watched this after waking up too early and barely sleeping because it popped in my head. i enjoyed this a little more the second time around.elements about this are still weird and fucked up, especially the whole cloning aspect.but the more I think about it, the more I realize that are people out there already doing elements of this. people will fumble others due to various reasons (mostly letting outside factors influence their decisions instead of just making their own decisions) and then keep trying to find "replacements" for the person they fumbled in others. human beings aren't toys that can be replaced and outright using new people instead of owning up to your shit. it's a shame that folks try to normalize that behavior instead of just doing better. never mind the science fiction that amplifies it to 11 and beyond.the boyfriend and the mother in this are such pieces of shit though, as well as the clone. going behind the original's back with the clone? continuing to treat the original like shit when she shouldn't have been nice to either of them to get cloned for them in the first place. the clone got her karma in the end, or whatever that equivalent is for clones. the original deserved better though.i know grief is hard but cloning to prevent loss is not the way.

Rated Army of Darkness 10/10

respectfully what drugs were they on when they wrote this

Rated I Spit on Your Grave 6/10

i'm not the biggest fan of this movie but i'll sit through it again for joe bob and darcy.men are the worst and she did nothing wrong.(my bluesky has live reactions to this re-watch)

Rated Little Miss Sunshine 2/10

there's nothing particularly bad about this movie aside from the glaring fact that's gross af ventura and not redondo beach. should have just set the final destination as ventura instead of a city 75 miles south.

Rated Evil Dead Rise 8/10

i haven't watched this in 3 years but i am still a big fan of the practical effects used. and oof the fucking cheese grater. still fun though.

Rated Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 8/10

this is like a vegas time capsule since the riviera and stardust are long gone, and the imperial palace is on a second rebrand.

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Rated Mad Max 6/10

Rated Brazil 8/10

Rated Jennifer's Body 6/10

"my dick is bigger than his"so is mine, that's why my guy friends know i will call them out on their bullshit and they'll still respect me.kusama did the best she could with this script tbh especially given the racist jokes sprinkled throughout.

Rated The Naked And Famous: One Temporary Escape 10/10

not to be dramatic but following this up (or even just the PMAY album) with a top to bottom listen of in rolling waves, simple forms, and recover is like a full emotional reset.

Rated Escape from New York 9/10

Rated Dark Star 6/10

Rated Halloween 10/10

Rated Prince of Darkness 8/10

Rated Spaceballs 10/10