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Added Mr. Bean's Holiday to Watched Movies

Rated The Long Walk 8/10

Dystopian, existential, and very well performed. These boys are some great actors! Kudos to @markhamillofficial.bsky.social & @stephenking.bsky.social

Rated BlackBerry 8/10

Rated Coraline 8/10

Rated Avatar: Fire and Ash 9/10

Resumo: pais divorciados disputam guarda de filho e faz disso problema de todosJá comecei o filme chorando, não gostei (mas muito bom)

Rated Backrooms 9/10

Rated Leviticus 7/10

Added Obsession to Movie Watchlist

Added Blade Runner to Watched Movies

Rated The Matrix 7/10

Rated John Wick: Chapter 4 7/10

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Rated The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 9/10

Rated The Evil Dead 9/10

Rated Evil Dead Rise 6/10

This review may contain spoilers.Most of my notes here are about the record player, no way are those shellac 78s they’re too wide, does no one know how to set a second player to 78? Maybe the kid just doesn’t know, turning it with the finger’s a great horror movie gag — omg that is nowhere near fast enough, maybe the roadie will, nope that’s still only like 45, probably you could’ve just played it at 45, sound effects cool thoughAndEven as a demon the sister finds a way to needle in an I told you so real sibling shitA couple of the gags really got me (negative) but there’s some cool camera stuff and inventive takes on the idea of being in an isolated “cabin” which I liked. making the deadites motherhood/pregnancy makes this, ~elevated~, I guess? Kinda cheap

Rated Ex Machina 10/10

Rated Lee Cronin's The Mummy 5/10

This review may contain spoilers.If your house has a crawl space like that you were already haunted before the whole, demon thing.TW GROSS sounds, peeling of skin, self harm. Really bothered me, but I liked the whole detective element and the twist on bringing the mummy back to England.I have some pitches for the mummy 2 but they’re all mechanical magic-system stuff. If you can’t kill it but *can* contain it and expel it at will, at no significant harm to the host, what about a torch passing system? or a simple mason jar. The Ancient Egyptians *loved* home canning but they didn’t have the rubber self vacuum-sealing lid. If botulism can’t get through who’s to say demons can? Worth a shot.

Rated Monster 10/10

Added Hoard to Movie Watchlist

Added Breaking the Waves to Movie Watchlist

Added The Element of Crime to Movie Watchlist

Added Dancer in the Dark to Movie Watchlist

Rated Girls Like Girls 8/10

So relatable it hurts truly the baby lesbian story of all time

Rated Hokum 6/10

Rated Ferris Bueller's Day Off 6/10

Rated Star Trek Beyond 8/10