Rated V/H/S/94 6/10
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Rated The Princess Diaries 7/10
Went into this thinking I’d never seen it before. Turns out I’ve done a podcast about it. Is this early onset dementia?
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Rated The Young Karl Marx 8/10
As entertaining as it is interesting.
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Rated The Moment 6/10
“Woah, calm your tits.” — Porygon
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Rated The Way Way Back 8/10
Beautiful! 💦🔫🛝🫶🏻👏🏻
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Rated A Sunday in the Country 8/10
A wonderful film about family and memories
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Rated A View to a Kill 8/10
Unexpectedly enjoyable given Moore’s obvious age, but making a lady a quiche then calling it an omelette has to be the least Bond thing ever
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Rated My Own Private Idaho 8/10
Obviously River is the one who takes the deserved plaudits for his performance, but anyone who says Keane can’t act should be forced to watch him in this.
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Rated Lesbian Space Princess 1/10
Im happy for the straight white maliens, willow, and the shipFuck everybody else they're all stupid or assholesAnd dude the blue outline was horrible I have a headacheThis is not worth your time don't watch it
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Rated The X Files: I Want to Believe 6/10
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Rated Rental Family 5/10
It could’ve been so much more profound. Instead, it chose to swing from cheesy to surprisingly forgiving of prostitution, but I guess that’s mostly westerners in Asia
Rated The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover 8/10
First time watching this since I decided to be a smart arse when doing Auteur Theory in A-Level Film Studies by picking Peter Greenaway instead of someone stylistically obvious like Tarantino or Burton. No fucking idea what a 17-year-old me wrote about between this, The Baby of Macon, and 8 1/2 Women.22 or so years later — still a gruesome take on humanity through the juvenile replication of Baroque paintings. Beauty smeared in dog shit. Maddening yet so utterly engrossing.
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Added Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) to Watched Movies