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Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 9/10

Rated The Orphanage 6/10

Rated Burn After Reading 8/10

An unbelievably stupid movie sold by an amazing cast. Tilda Swinton is intuitively hateable, Malkovich is angry and chaotic in a way where he feels sympathetic *just* long enough to set up the rest of the cast before you realize they're *all* awful people, Pitt and Clooney make the best of their rather minimal screentime by playing their smug self-important oafs right to the *hilt*, and Frances McDormand's naive, narrow-minded Linda is a fabulous linchpin for this movie about awful things happening to awful people at the hands of other, similarly awful people.And of course, J.K Simmons, despite barely being in the movie, is the guy everyone knows this movie from, and while I can never have enough J.K Simmons, he really is the ribbon that ties off this whole fucked up not-quite-Rashomon.

Rated The Shawshank Redemption 10/10

Added She Taught Me Serendipity to Watched Movies

Rated 28 Years Later 6/10

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Rated Speed 10/10

Rated Mystery Men 4/10

My god. Why is this so long? Why are there so many characters? How is this cast so unfunny? What’s with the camera angles? I don’t even know why they kept showing the clock at the end. Baffling.

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Added One Battle After Another to Movie Watchlist

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Rated Alps 7/10

Rated Joker 6/10

Rated The Sheep Detectives 9/10

Rated Disclosure Day 4/10

Rated Wizards 4/10

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 8/10

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 8/10

Rated A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child 4/10

Rated Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 7/10

I can see why such a bizarre film had such a cultural impact

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 6/10

Fak, nada que decir me hizo extrañar a mi ex, tambien llore pq fokin MJ y Tom Hollan la vdd edta super bien

Rated Minions & Monsters 10/10

Fácilmente de las mejores peliculas de los minions, esta super cool y amo a los minions, un novio así como el robot para mi JAJAJA

Rated Leviticus 8/10

Rated Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 6/10

In which blood-gushing neck wounds only make Godzilla more powerful.