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Rated The Shawshank Redemption 10/10

Rated Burn After Reading 8/10

An unbelievably stupid movie sold by an amazing cast. Tilda Swinton is intuitively hateable, Malkovich is angry and chaotic in a way where he feels sympathetic *just* long enough to set up the rest of the cast before you realize they're *all* awful people, Pitt and Clooney make the best of their rather minimal screentime by playing their smug self-important oafs right to the *hilt*, and Frances McDormand's naive, narrow-minded Linda is a fabulous linchpin for this movie about awful things happening to awful people at the hands of other, similarly awful people.And of course, J.K Simmons, despite barely being in the movie, is the guy everyone knows this movie from, and while I can never have enough J.K Simmons, he really is the ribbon that ties off this whole fucked up not-quite-Rashomon.

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Rated Alps 7/10

Rated The Sheep Detectives 9/10

Rated Lilo & Stitch 10/10

A classic. The characters in this movie and their emotions feel so real and in depth, and Nani's fight to keep Lilo and make things work despite their situation is beautiful. The animation, voice acting, music, and story are all amazing and far superior to the propaganda infested abomination that is the remake. Five stars!! - Recho Raccoon 2026

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 8/10

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 8/10

Rated Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb 7/10

I can see why such a bizarre film had such a cultural impact

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Rated Joker 6/10

Rated 28 Years Later 6/10

Rated Disclosure Day 4/10

Rated Wizards 4/10

Rated Speed 10/10

Rated Mystery Men 4/10

My god. Why is this so long? Why are there so many characters? How is this cast so unfunny? What’s with the camera angles? I don’t even know why they kept showing the clock at the end. Baffling.

Rated A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child 4/10

Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 6/10

Fak, nada que decir me hizo extrañar a mi ex, tambien llore pq fokin MJ y Tom Hollan la vdd edta super bien

Rated Saint Maud 8/10

Accurate portrayal of religious psychosis

Rated Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 6/10

In which blood-gushing neck wounds only make Godzilla more powerful.

Rated Leviticus 8/10

Rated Lake Mungo 9/10

Rated Iron Man 3 7/10

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