Rated Babo: The Haftbefehl Story 9/10
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Rated Security 6/10
Antonio Banderas doesn't bring his "Puss In Boots" best to Security, a film that Arrow Video best describes as "Die Hard in a mall". He takes his time to get points across, often formulating long sentences under risky situations. Basically, he should've taken advice from Kevin malone from 'The Office': "Why say lot word when few word do trick." Unfortunately, the same goes for Sir Ben Kingsley (Species, Schindler's List), an incredible actor who looks like he'd rather be shopping in this mall than acting. He does have the ability to portray an evil leader of a group of henchmen, but his role was diminished to mostly slow talking points and occasional stares, both which did not work out in the end.The rest of the film is filled with clumsy side characters and a clunky script. With the setting, you would think it'd be incredibly easy for a group of 50+ henchmen to storm or surround a mall and take everyone out, but our antagonists take their sweet time while the protagonists, including the young girl, a government witness they're protecting, lack direction and brains. This could've been over in minutes, not hours. Also, the film ends quickly, just like the snapping of your fingers, and the credits roll.
Rated Spider-Man: Brand New Day 6/10
C'est sympatoche, notamment les rares prises de vue montrant Spidey virevolter dans New-York. Mais sinon l'histoire et les personnages encensés dans des milliers de reviews sont au mieux OK tiers. Pas compris non plus l'adoration autour de Sadie Sink.Note : Toile de maître (non) / 20
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Rated The Fall 6/10
Stunning visuals especially the costume design but a bit culturally insensitive
Rated Scary Movie 2/10
Si revoir les personnages emblématiques fait évidemment sourire, le reste n’a aucun intérêt. Aucun gag vraiment percutant, scénario aux fraises et une fin incompréhensible. Passez votre chemin.
Rated Cocorico 2 1/10
Toujours plus loin, toujours plus nul, toujours plus raciste. Incroyable qu'ils aient réussi à pousser le concept nul du 1er film à un niveau supplémentaire de paroxysme, tout en atteignant les abyssses de l'humour. Pas une seule fois ce n'est marrant.Note : Enough / 20
Rated Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 10/10
still solidly my favourite film of all time. immaculate. *mwah*
Rated Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 8/10
Hot take: jar jar binks is one of the best star wars characters
Rated Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 10/10
love so much of this film, love how it sets up the stakes for Miles on a personal level and an existential level. so ready and so unready for beyond to come out 🥹