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Security

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A comic in four panels.

Panel 1. A sorcerer is standing in front of the closed main gate of a tall and dark castle. The guard, on the wall of the castle, shouts:
> Guard: Halt, stranger! Do you have the password?
> Sorcerer: Yes, it's DarkLord123!

Panel 2. Zoom on the guard, shouting another test:
> Guard: What about the security code sent to your address?
> Sorcerer: Oh yes, I have that: 75482.

Panel 3. The guard now hangs a big poster, absurd: there is on it a picture of a horse on a landscape, but it is split into many squares. The laser wand of the sorcerer selects all the squares with horses.
> Guard: Now, use your magic to show me all the squares with horses. Good.

Panel 4. Shot of the sorcerer, visibly very bored by all these tests, opening his mouth.
> Guard (off-panel): Finally, prove that you're an adult by closing and opening your mouth.
> Sorcerer: Really?...

This comic strip is a critique of the too many security steps in 2025: login/password, 2FA security code, captchas, and adult verification via webcam expression.

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63d

Settings

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: A princess kneels, holding the body of her dying knight.
> Princess: Oh no, my knight! You can't die on me like this!
> Knight: It's... too late... I've lost too much blood...

Panel 2: The princess is suddenly amused by an idea while the knight dies even more quickly.
> Princess: Wait a minute... Of course!
> Knight: *gasps*

Panel 3. The princess pulls down a control panel like a store shade, and the user interface appears behind her. With a finger, she toggles a switch on the "Blood" line from ON to OFF, making a small 'click' sound. The panel is titled "Settings", and also has options for "Music", "Sound Effects", "Mini-Map", and "Language".

Panel 4: The princess looks happy, and the knight sits up in disbelief — there is no more blood on his armour!
> Knight: Wow! What sorcery is this?!

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48d

Reverse Mermaid: Origins

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A comic strip in four panels:

1. In the underwater cave of the Witch-moray eel, a little mermaid begs her:
> Mermaid: Oh, dear witch, please give me legs so I can dance with the prince...

2. Close-up of the Witch-moray eel, holding out a bottle of potion:
> Witch-moray eel: Alright... Drink this.

3. Without hesitation, the little mermaid grabs the potion and drinks it in one gulp.
> Mermaid: Glug glug!

4. Wide shot in the cave, the little mermaid has transformed into a reversed mermaid: fish body and human legs! The witch holds out her hand to claim her payment.
> Mermaid: Really?
> Eel-witch: That'll be ten gold coins.

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42d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI)

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A comic strip in four panels:

1. A bird's-eye view of a giant amphora the size of a building with closed eyes and a closed mouth engraved on it. Using scaffolding, a community of wizards climbed up and are throwing all their books into it, to fill its content.
> Wizards: All our grimoires for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

2. A ground level view at the bottom of the giant amphora. This time, the wizards bring tree trunks, cut down nearby trees, and throw them into a large fire to boil the giant amphora.
> Wizards: All our forests for the Amphora of Great Intelligence!

3. A gathering of all the wizards below the imposing amphora which has now opened its glowing eyes and mouth slightly. The crowd of wizards at its feet applauds:
> Wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

4. Same shot, as the amphora responds with joyful and amused eyes. The wizards are confused by the answer...
> Artificial Intelligence: According to geologists, you should eat at least one small rock per day.
> Wizards: ... ... ...

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7d

Scary Cute Scarecrow

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1: In the middle of a field of dry wheat ready to harvest, not far away from a farm, stands a cute, young feminin scarecrow made of straw, sticks and old clothes. A crow lands on her, followed by a flock of crows in the distance. She looks worried.

Panel 2: The cute scarecrow is humiliated: the crows are not afraid of her; they mock her, make faces at her, take selfies with her and one even poops on her hat. Meanwhile, many of them are eating the precious seeds on the ground. She feels sad about it.

Panel 3: The cute scarecrow then has an idea and say something with a wink to the crows around her. All the crows interrupt their business and look at her in horror and shock.
> cute scarecrow: I like pineapple on pizza.

Panel 4: Happy ending, the flock of crows flies away and the cute scarecrow is happy: she has done her job correctly.

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28d

The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI) Part 2

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A bird's-eye view of the top of the Amphora of Great Intelligence, a wizard in yellow colors is on the stack of books from the content of the amphora. He yell at a crowd of wizard at the bottom of the Amphora, a crowd of red wizard. Some other wizard in red evacuate some grimoires, their arms are full of books. On the top, you can see an onion (for The Onion) and a cover that looks like the Reddit mascot:
> Wizard in yellow: Alright, I've cleared out a few grimoires to tweak it, we should get better results now!

Panel 2. A view of the wizards at the foot of the Amphora, the fire is intense, they all raise their arms in incantation:
> Crowd of wizards: Amphora of Great Intelligence, our world is dying, share your knowledge with us!

Panel 3. The Amphora of Intelligence starts speaking, this time very seriously. The mages are still speechless.
> Amphora: Stop chasing profits blindly, reduce your reliance on fossil fuels, and prioritize repair and recycling over production.
> Crowd of wizards: ... ... ...

Panel 4. A discontented red wizard yells at the wizard in yellow who tweaked the content of the Amphora in panel one. This one feels surprised:
>Wizard in red: I don't like this. Let's adjust it again.

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21d

A Burning Problem

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A short comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. A large, anthropomorphic red dragon, dressed in a suit and tie, lies on the couch in the office of a small, anthropomorphic unicorn therapist. The therapist sits in a chair, listening to the dragon. The décor is cosy and the dragon is making large, angry gestures while the unicorn listens attentively and stoically with his notepad on his lap.
> Dragon: I mean, I don't get it. I'm a billionaire, I own the press... So why doesn't everyone like me?

Panel 2. The unicorn therapist launches into a possible explanation, surprising the dragon.
> Unicorn Therapist: Maybe it's because everything about you is anger, control, deceit, and intimidation?

Panel 3. The dragon looks shocked and angry with the unicorn, who is unfortunately too focused on his notepad to see the dragon's reaction.
> Unicorn Therapist: In our jargon, we call that being a toxic little piece of...

Panel 4. The small unicorn sits alone in his office, which is now burnt and blackened, suggesting it was ravaged by a torrent of flames from the Dragon patient.
> Unicorn Therapist: Note to self: try a softer approach next time. (in small) and buy an extinguisher.

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14d

The Centaur and the Siren

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. On a shore, a beautiful mermaid and a young centaur meet. They look at each other.

Panel 2. Close-up portrait of the two protagonists, both look away, blushing.

Panel 3. Later, at sunset, the two admire the sunset together, side by side. They're a couple.

Panel 4. The happy couple watches their two half-human, half-seahorse children playing in the water.
Narrator: A few years later...

Edited 14d ago

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17h

The Sword in the Stone

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A comic strip in four panels:

Panel 1. In darkness, against a background with vegetal notes, through a faint beam of light stands a massive silver sword, finely decorated, embedded in a pedestal that looks like stone. A small warrior mouse and a magician mouse hurry past, hand in hand, but the warrior is drawn to the massive sword.

Panel 2. The warrior mouse is already on the pedestal, straining to pull the sword out with all its might. Meanwhile the magician mouse examines the pedestal.

Panel 3. The warrior mouse has succeeded! The massive sword is now in its possession; he is happy. Meanwhile, in the background, the magician mouse has managed to pry off a piece of the pedestal with her bare hand: waves of strong smells reach her nostrils.

Panel 4. The magician mouse lights the scene with her staff: they are actually both on a cheese platter, and the “sword” was only a knife stuck vertically into a cheese with a gray rind textured like stone. The platter has a piece of Roquefort and Emmental, grapes and a salad in the background. The magician has hearts in her eyes and the warrior is surprised by the discovery.

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92d

The Gift of Life

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A comic in four panels:

Panel 1: Young witch Pepper, writing at her desk, with a feather pen and ink. She worries, clearly struggling to find inspiration with a white page, while her hand support her head. On the wall near to her a calendar with a big 'Deadline' in red written on it, circling a day. All the day before that one are striked with a cross except one. Whatever Pepper is supposed to write is up to the audience's imagination.

Panel 2. Suddenly, a powerful goddess emerges from a light before the writer, her aura like a flame of pure golden light. She stands divine, while Pepper is captivated in awe before the gorgeous goddess, radiating light and life.
> Pepper: Who... Who are you?!

Panel 3. The Goddess of Life bends slightly toward Pepper while creating a spell with her hands in a intense light a rounded object. She speaks with an air of complicity.
> Goddess of Life: I am the Goddess of Life, and I've come to give you a special gift.

Panel 4. The Goddess of Life's gift is a lemon fruit. She beams with pride and happiness. Pepper looks resigned with a mixture of disappointment and exasperation.
> Pepper: Of course...
> Goddess of Life: You're welcome.

This comic strip is a reference to the proverbial phrase: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

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84d

Retaliation

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A comic comic in four panels:

Panel 1: A landscape view of a temple floating above the clouds. The landscape is colored with golden and purple hues, which are unusual for the land of mortals. In the foreground, a sign reads, "Temple of the Goddess of Life."

Panel 2: The Goddess of Life kneels in her garden, watering it while whistling. She is happy and enjoying her peaceful daily routine.

Panel 3: Suddenly, the Goddess of Life is violently punched in the face by a flying lemon coming from below the clouds.

Panel 4: A top-down view of a catapult with lemons. Pepper, a young witch, and her cat, Carrot, are in command. They bump fists in a "Check!" sound while watching the sky with fierce eyes.

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