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lawyer

#unix_surrealism #comic #miltek

Girl and Fish are waiting for Penguin to finish cooking eggs.

Girl: "So the president was corrupt!"

Fish: "You misunderstand, it was all perfectly legal."

...

Guard: "Mister president, a MilTek lawyer is here to see you."

President: "...oh my free market... Send him in."

Lawyer: "President Magenta, love what you've done with the place!"

President: "Henderson, I don't have time for banter, we just lost Hawaii!"

Lawyer: "Sorry to hear that. Naval invasion?"

President: "Auction. State your biz."

Lawyer: "We - meaning my company - saw what you and MATA just got past `THE PEOPLE'. We're developing something really cool I am not at liberty to talk about - but we could really use all that fresh data!"

President: "Pinky promise not to do anything nefarious!"

Laywer: "How about I pay you instead!"

President: "Sure."

Lawyer: "Great! I already brought all the paperwork!"

The subject MilTek can do whatever it wants.

Edited 8d ago

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