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Nonspecific editions > Specific editions 😂

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Nonspecific Editions by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Some Musketeers, Dumas
Roughly The Mid Nineteen Eighties, Orwell
An Unsightly Property on the Yorkshire Moons, Bronte
The Approximate temperature Paper Catches Fire, Bradbury
Around the World Eventualy, Verne
One of the Henrys, Shakespeare

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1y

Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

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Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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1y

What do you mean OR? 🤔
I can broil in existential dread and plot a fantasy series at the same time. 😂 Luckily I don't make mistakes, at least not any I'm willing to admit too 😜

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Post by C.G. Drews

Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep???
They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made???
And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? | just. It sounds a bit fake.

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Several reasons:
1. I'd like to keep both eyes, i like the 3-D vision
2. It takes a lot of time to tame corvids, ok? I am working on it!
3. Not everyone can grow a beard like this

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The Heart of the TARDIS Posted #meme #memes

Bryan @ briwilzzz_ They say you can basically just walk into any hotel during breakfast hours, act like you're staying there, grab a plate of free breakfast and walk right back out and nobody will question it. Has anyone actually tried this? [ Ted @teddyisreddy79 | was living in my car traveling the US in my mid 20's and tried this once at a Hampton Inn. Walked in at 7:15, nodded at the front desk like I'd been staying there for three weeks, made myself a waffle and sat down. Everything was going perfectly until some older guy asked what room | was in. | panicked and said 214. He goes, “No shit, I'm in 214 too” and winked. Turns out he was just some homeless dude messing with me. He was doing the exact same thing | was doing &

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1y

I don't think he knows about "reading the books you have" 😂

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Three panel meme with scene from the Lord of the Rings film where Pippin is asking about second breakfast.

Pippin: What about a new book?
Aragon: We've already bought new book.
Pippin: We've bought one, yes. But what about a second new book?

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1y

First you have to force feed them some propaganda like "the strong should prey on the weak."
And then you can have instant replay of #LordOfTheFlies 🤔😒

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Four panel comic of a classroom with ENGLISH LIT written on a blackboard.

1st: "Morning, class! Today we're going to start our Lord of the Flies unit!"
2nd: Teacher walks out.
3d: *Lock* sound from the door.
4th: Incorrect expectation of mayhem.

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1y

Access to education and information shouldn't be bound to income 🤔

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Post by Icona

I love public libraries because they are built on the principle that books are so important and so necessary to human flourishing that access to them cannot depend on your income.

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1y

I hate both of these things, who knew I'd have so much in common with #JaneAusten 😂

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Text above what I assume is a painted picture of Jane Austen..

Jane Austen's works are timeless classics because she knew the real
horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they're better than
you and receiving unannounced visitors.

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1y

Library appreciation post 😁

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Picutre of a cubicle with desk and computer on one side and a playpen on the other side.
Caption: My library installed a cubical for adults to study in if they can't leave their kids at home.

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1y

I can't say I've done this personally, but I understand the sentiment 😁

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Drawn image of two old ladies in a cosy room, one climbing a ladder with a stack of books to put in a shelf, the other sitting in a chair built of books reading a book.

Caption: I won't buy any more books until I've read all the ones I've got. I said. Then I laughed and laughed.

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1y

That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

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