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28d

I'm a combo of Neutral Good, Chaotic Neutral, and Lawful Evil, a little bit of everything 🤔 Nerds are gonna nerd I guess 😂

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#Alignment #Chart

Nerd Alignment Chart

LAWFUL GOOD: Science Nerds
NEUTRAL GOOD: Book Nerds
CHAOTIC GOOD: Theatre/Art/Music Nerds
LAWFUL NEUTRAL: Math Nerds
TRUE NEUTRAL: History Nerds
CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: D&D/Gamer Nerds
LAWFUL EVIL: Computer Nerds
NEUTRAL EVIL: Sports Nerds
CHAOTIC EVIL: Anime Nerds

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46d

If there's a better way I'm listening 😂

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Person: how does writing work?
Writer: well you type & you delete. You rethink. Then you do 187 min of
research & correct it. You reread & wonder if you have a grasp of English.
Then you revise
Person: then you're done with the book?
Writer: then you move to the next sentence

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11d

#Meme #Humour

An image macro with the text "This is the only explanation I could come up with for how Godzilla stands in the middle of ocean". The image shows Godzilla standing waist-deep in the water. A cross-section of the water reveals that underneath the surface, Godzilla has long, human-like legs wearing bright pink high heels that extend all the way to the ocean floor.

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44d

Have you prepared your bug out bookbag? 🤔
Books emergencies bore several people yearly! Don't let it happen to you! 😜

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Post but Elizabeth Queen of the North

Overheard in the library: "you have 15 books! 15! We are coming back later
this week, it will be okay."
9 year old girl: "You don't know that. Something could happen. These are my emergency books."

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41d

You wouldn't break the turtles promies would you?

#Sad #Meme

Four panel comic with a trutle being asked by a Dino to take care of the earth after it's gone. And the following three the turtle is begging people to not pollute because the turtle promised....

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25d

As a big fan of both Trek and Discworld, I support the flawless logic of this crossover 😜😂

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A meme from the bridge of Star Trek the original series, with Great A'Tuin showing on the viewscreen

Caption: "GET SPOCK UP HERE! I can't wait to see his face!"

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31d

What happens when the grammar police inevitably gets corrupted? 🤔 Is that where slang comes from? 😁

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Photo of two women dressed up as cops with the line, 'Grammar Police: To Serve and Correct.'

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39d

The worst is when I can remember having an idea, but not what it was 😂

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Photo of a man looking like he's in a gameshow.
Me: I don't need to write this brilliant idea for my story I just had down, I'll remember

...

and then I didn't.

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11d

atenção galera último dia amanhã hein vamo aproveitar

#meme

Foto de duas mãos colocando cerveja num copo americano com a legenda "última semana de agosto, vamo aproveitar pra falar mal de todo mundo, pq depois é setembro amarelo e tem que ter empatia"

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35d

Personally I like to edit in new and improved typos with every round of editing 😁 Even grammar has to 'Evolve or Die' in this new fast paced world 😜😂

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Post by Tahra Seplowin

Shout-out to the typos that make it through three rounds of content edits, copyedits, and two rounds of proofreading. I am inspired by your dedication and tenacity.

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21d

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN
#meme #magic #wizard #jobs #lol #employment #tv #news #report

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26d

I need to see the rewritten version of this poem 😂

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A drawn picture of Edgar Allen Poe and his Raven.
Caption: The Passive Agressive Raven
Speech bubble from the Raven saying, 'Nevermind.'

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18d

I mean I really thought no one loved the spectacluar Plains of Procrastination in the super-comfy Lands of Laziness more than me, but I guess this little hobbit is going on an adventure 😂

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Post by Gabino Iglesias

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

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17d

I'm not big on tattoos but I'd consider getting this! 😁

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Photp of a tattoo going around the kneecap saying, "You must gather your party before venturing forth."

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14d

This is why we can't have nice things, and also don't bother trying to change my mind 😂

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Change my mind meme where the guy is Quark the Ferengi.

Sign says: "Humans are more like the Ferengi than the Federation. CHANGE MY MIND"

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15d

Books don't have to be expensive 😁

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Post by SMRIII

“therapy is expensive, but reading a book is free” FREE??? HUH??? DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF??? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A BOOKSTORE???

Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Libraries provide books to the public for free

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170d

All in favour of changing Library to Book hoard, and Librarian to Book Dragon? 😁

P.S Book Dragon is obviously the best kind of dragon 😊

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Post by dolohkov:

An Old English word for library was “bochord”, which literally means “book hoard”, and honestly I really think we should go back to saying that because not only does it sound really cool, but it also sort of implies that librarians are dragons.

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83d

I never let the truth ruin a good story... But then again I'm a writer A.K.A professional liar 😜😂

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Question.
If, an individual tells a story and uses embellishment and overexaggeration to add more of a dramatic effect and create more of an experience, but cannot recall such stories 100% properly due to complications in his/her memory, then could such person be considered a liar?

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51d

Does thinking of cool ways to kill the multiverse count? 🤔 😁

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Photo of a woman looking menacing holding a butcher's knife.

Caption: "If you've ever spent any measurable amount of time considering "cool" ways to kill people... You're probably an author"
~Harry Widdifield

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53d

If I'm going to get all author fancy and put a double initial in my name, it's going to be C.M. and it will stand for Calculated Mediocrity 😜😂

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Post byJohn Cole

A friend got his employment reviews back and was told he was performing with "calculated mediocrity" and I think that is the most amazing phrase.

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23d

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation, am I doing it right? 😂

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Post by @matchatia
This was the most valuable information I learned at UCLA:

Photo of a presentation:
All Spoken Language has Rules!
fanTAstic -> fan fuckin tastic
Rule: 'fucking can be inserted only before a stressed syllable

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8d

Have you given your books some attention lately? 😁

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Four panel webcomic with a sad book.

1: As a book, I have so much to tell. But nobody ever reads me. No one is interested in my stories...
2: It seems I am not worth the paper I am printed on! I'd be much more useful if I were a pack of tissues.
3-4: A girl comes alomg and picks up the book, and the book is happy.

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7d

tHe MeTRiC SySTEm iS BetTeR BEcUz iTS MoaR PreCiSE

#meme #html #webdev #linux #css #funny

imperial html
cornsilk
hotpink
gold
cornflowerblue

metric html
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12d

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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Photo of cannabis and a painting of Shakespear captioned: Forensic analysis found cannabis residue in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden.

Reply by omeo: ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

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158d

I fear I'm not nice enough to swear to h*ck, but I kind of wish I was that has to count for something 😇😂

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Post by RED

| swear to h*ck, if I have to explain the difference between Science Fiction and Fantasy again, I will literally be so glad to help because learning is awesome and those two genres are my favorite.

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