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😂

Meme of person saying peace next to fresh grave. Cory booker is saying deuces & strom thormond's racist ass face is on the tombstone

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I have to say I feel we're missing a few steps towards an explanation of how "for suppository use only" got in the mix of approprite warning lables 🤔😂

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Post by Jennifer Goodland

At today's staff meeting we discussed the need for warning labels for our books.
Like “not microwave safe”
“not dishwasher safe”
“for suppository use only”

The discussion was prompted by another library where a patron got their book wet, tried to dry it out in the microwave, and the metallic RFID tag destroyed both the microwave and the book.

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I want more libraries, but I also want more birdhouses, it's a conundrum 😁

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Comic from bizarro.com
Two birds stand infront of a little house with a plack saying "Free Library".
One bird says to the other, " Every time I come home from gathering twigs, it's filled with more of these thing."

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1y

The meeting between President Trump and Zelensky didn't go so great. 🤣

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol #satire #presidentzelensy #zelensky #presidenttrump #trump #vpvance #vicepresidentvance #vance

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148d

lol
#Trump #meme

A black and white cartoon of a medical cognitive assessment test with a doctor on the left and a religious figure, possibly Jesus, on the right.

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221d

Like a lot of industries, the publishing industry's purpose is to put more money in the pockets of those who already have to much... 😒

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Meme of a drawing of one person standing on a plank over a cliff with a group of people standing on the plank preventing it from going over.

Man over the cliff called Le publishers: "You will write papers for us and pay
us to publish them. You will review those papers for free. You will also pay us to read those papers."

One of the people holding the plank up steps off saying: "Fuck This!"

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225d

So, what we should wish for is that every part of the writing process would be as quick as the idea 🤔

So, writers start looking for that magic lamp or whatever wish-giver you believe in...😁
Lets see what the disastrously hilarious consequences will be 😜

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Post by Alexander Pennington

Writer: I wish I had a book idea
Brain: Here are some characters, worldbuilding, a magic system, a villain, everything you need for an amazing story!
Writer: How does it all go together?
Brain: What

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221d

#meme
一起打电动的我和朋友belike:

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1y

I made some fanart for the #fediverseChick

(Designed by combining the Fediverse Logo [CC0] with a chick illustration I found on openclipart [CC0])

Released under CC0

#fediverseChicks #fediverse #fediverseLogo #shitpost #meme

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🐱 🖨️
#justforlaughs #funny #meme #cats #IT

Venn diagram of a cat and an inkjet printer. The circles overlap with: Moody; Unreliable; Spends a lot of time self cleaning; Demands feeding when container is full; Ignores requests

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#meme

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#Meme #Humour

A meme featuring Peter Parker from Spider-Man. In the top panel, he puts on blurry glasses to see logos for Disney+, Netflix, Paramount+, and Prime Video. In the bottom panel, wearing a pirate hat, he sees the logos clearly, but they have all been rebranded with the word "Torrent."

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I have no idea why my #software works! #meme

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1y

Screw it, I'm done with work for the day. And the week!

#DanielCraig #weekend #meme #TheWeekend #SNL #TheWeeknd

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What came first? The forest or the road? 😁

#Forest #Forests #Thinking #Meme

Photo of a deer on a road in the forest.
Caption: The deer isn’t crossing the road, the road is crossing the forest.

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#空洞骑士 #meme 严肃购置年货

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1y

#meme #unicorn

„Ein humorvolles Meme mit drei Bildern und entsprechenden Beschriftungen. Oben ein klassisches Einhorn mit weißem Fell und einem Horn auf der Stirn, beschriftet mit ‚Unicorn‘. In der Mitte ein Nashorn auf trockenem Boden mit einem Horn auf der Nase, beschriftet als ‚High-capacity assault unicorn‘ (Hochleistungs-Angriffseinhorn). Unten ein Schwertfisch im Wasser mit seiner langen, spitzen Schnauze, beschriftet als ‚High speed under water unicorn‘ (Hochgeschwindigkeits-Unterwasser-Einhorn).“

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#人工智障 #keep4o #meme
每日一梗图！

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#人工智障 #keep4o #meme
今日梗图2！

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#人工智障 #keep4o #meme
今日梗图！

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And then when you do start writing them down, you end up with more ideas than you know what to do with... 😁

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Three panel meme with pictures from Pirates of the Caribbean movie where Jack is looking for rum.

Writer: "Why is my idea gone?"
Brain: "Because you refused to write it down last night when you were comfy in bed."
Writer: "But... why is my idea goen???"

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215d

I wish I would've realised sooner that I don't have to solve every fictional problem I came up with the same second I came up with them 😁

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Two part meme.
Top part is a picture of a pill bottle that says, Hard to swallow pills.
Bottom part is captioned: If you can't come up with solutions to basic fiction writing problems that you yourself made then try again timorrow, keep learning. Writing is a skill that can be improved.

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The only safe captcha left
#robot #meme #memes #humor #asimov

reCaptcha:
Injusre a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being come to harm, to prove that you are not a robot.

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Am I the only one who started writing just to see if I could🤔😂

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My main problem as a writer is that I don't write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a f*king plot.

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If I had to take a stab at this I'd say I'm an 'Unemployed novelist/lawyer with social media manager and game author tendencies' otherwise known as an #IndieAuthor 🤔😂

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