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347d

despite what it says in the post, men do complain about having to hold the arrow quite a lot.

#meme #anarchism #anarchyMeme

A tumblr post starting with an image of a man holding the string of a bow with an arrow on it, and the woman holding the wooden part, with the arrow pointing at her. The first post says by "cassandraCroft" says "So this is what trust looks like." The next post by edwardsSpoonHands says "Funny, my first thought was "So this is what patriarchy looks like". The next post is by "feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle and says "Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives." The last post is by "egalitariste" saying " woman: "HEY, can we just... Drop the bow?" Man: “why don't you trust me? I'm not a violent guy, you are insulting me thinking I will hurt you!!!" woman: "No it's just... well I'm afraid" Man: "But why? Look at me, I'm not afraid. And we're equal, look, we pull the bow together." Woman: "I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can't." man: "What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You're so aggressive" woman: "That's not what I mean. We're talking about equality - you can hurt me! I can’t." man: "Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want." woman: "that's not the same thing, it will never kill you" man: " Oh you always complaining, stop victimizing yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it gives me?" etc etc. Every debate about gender equality, ladies and gentleman

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2y

#dogs #cat #meme

A group of four white dogs wearing red and white scarves. A white cat also wearing a red and white scarf is sitting next to the dogs, looking less than thrilled. Caption reads "When you're forced to take family photos."

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2y

Sent from a friend - honestly spot on.

#Politics #USPol #Election2024 #GOP #Republicans #Funny #Meme #Cats #AltText

Meme with the text of “The cat who was completely obsessed with my bump when I was pregnant is quite uninterested in the baby now that she's out. It's a weird way to find out that my cat is a Republican.”

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341d

#Meme #Humour

A four-panel meme showing different characters and their relationships with dragons.
Top left panel: Dirk the Daring from the video game "Dragon's Lair" looking angry. The caption reads, "I killed a dragon."
Top right panel: Hiccup from the movie "How to Train Your Dragon" looking concerned. The caption reads, "I trained a dragon."
Bottom left panel: Daenerys Targaryen from the TV show "Game of Thrones" with a slight smile. The caption reads, "I raised a dragon."
Bottom right panel: Donkey from the movie "Shrek," smiling widely and looking directly at the viewer, with no caption. The joke implies his romantic relationship with Dragon from the same movie.

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342d

#Meme #Humour

A simple line graph with two parallel lines trending upwards and to the right. The top line is labeled "The age I consider 'old'" and the bottom line is labeled "My age," humorously illustrating how one's definition of old age increases as they get older.

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341d

Oldie but a goldie
#Linux #meme

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338d

#Meme #Humour

A digital illustration of Clippy, the former Microsoft Office Assistant, is shown on the bottom right. Clippy, an anthropomorphic paperclip with googly eyes, sits on a small stack of yellow paper. A speech bubble extends from Clippy to the left, containing the text: "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?" Below the text are two selectable options with blue radio buttons: "I'm aware" and "Wow, rude". The background is white.

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326d

"Brasileiros gravam saída do Museu do Louvre durante roubo que levou joias inestimáveis" (Estadão)

Os caras usaram um guindaste, cortaram grandes, "evacuaram o museu", fugiram de scooter elétrica?

Não admito nada menos do que um filme com Anne Hathaway líder da gangue, escondida em Etretat dois do roubo.

#meme

Uma pintura de uma mulher com um sorriso. A pintura tem tons de verde e marrom. A mulher tem olhos grandes e arregalados. O fundo mostra uma paisagem distante. A imagem parece ser uma versão editada da pintura original da Mona Lisa.

Texto: Memes Brasil [@]memesbrasil
A Lisa acordando hoje depois do roubo do Louvre.

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333d

new ayn rand just dropped

#argentina #milei #javierMilei #bailout #uspol #aynRand #atlasShrugged #meme #memes #libertarian #libertarians #libertarianism

Cover of Atlas Shrugged, but with new title "Atlas needs you to spot him like $20 billion", 1st argentinian edition

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336d

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1y

Hermanos Ubuntu

#linux #linuxmemes #memes #meme #humor #opensource #softwarelibre #ubuntu #linuxmint

La imagen es una tira cómica de tres viñetas estilo caricatura, inspirada en los personajes de Mario y Luigi, pero con logos de distribuciones Linux: Ubuntu (de rojo) y Linux Mint (de verde).

Primera viñeta: Una mujer saluda diciendo: "Hola, son los hermanos Ubuntu".

Segunda viñeta: El personaje de Linux Mint, con gesto triste, le pregunta: "Mamá, ¿por qué nunca recuerdas mi nombre?".

Tercera viñeta: La mujer le responde: "Lo siento, Ubuntu verde", confundiendo su distribución con Ubuntu pero en color verde.

El chiste juega con la idea de que Linux Mint es un derivado de Ubuntu y a veces se le resta identidad propia. Texto generado con IA

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2y

I can support this.

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#cicadas #funny #meme #goals

Methodist Church message board that says:

SUMMER GOAL: BE A CICADA

STEP 1: SHED OLD SELF
STEP 2: GO OUTSIDE & SCREAM
STEP 3: SLEEP FOR 17 YEARS

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248d

#Meme #Humour

A meme featuring text at the top that reads, "Universe, please give me some direction" followed by "Universe:". Below the text is a photo of a metal door handle with a black vertical sign that combines the words "Push" and "Pull" into a single confusing instruction: "PULLSH."

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327d

OK folks, I think it’s time for a #GIF & #meme #MegaThread for all your #shitposting needs – including handy-dandy #ALTtext (of course) because everyone deserves to be able to join in the fun & normalising #accessibility is #coolAF… 🤘 💁‍♀️

I use my phone’s text replacement function to save ALT text in a way that allows me to easily drop it on images in any subsequent shitpost, & I encourage you to do the same if your device(s) also have a text replacement / text extender function

personally, I use // in front of the trigger word so that I don’t accidentally expand text all the time, but you can pick anything that’s easy to type & unlikely to accidentally trigger the text replacement

let’s start with the classics as a worked example…

for the GIF below (posted here as a vid ‘coz masto converts actual GIFs to vids anyway to save on bandwidth), I use

trigger: //getout

expands to: A clip of Cary Grant from a black and white movie. He has an exasperated look on his face and is motioning towards the door with one arm while saying “Get out.”

once I have a bunch™ of these in the thread I’ll turn it into a blog post complete with all the GIFs / vids / memes for ease of future reference & archiving 🙃

please feel free to reply to this thread with your own examples of #artisinal #HandCrafted GIFs & memes and the ALT text you use to describe them