mastorando
Some weeks are hard
All the news is bad. You’re down
So it’s time to look in Sarah’s Stash for some happy #MastoRando clips
Like this one from WSYX-TV in Columbus, Ohio
Reporter Myles Harris was trying to record his news report when he is interrupted by a fan…
His mom.
❤️
When you were partying, I studied the blade. When you were having premarital sex, I mastered the blockchain. While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help.
It's a #MastoRando thread!
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My name is Flexghost
I like peanut butter, bananas and Nutella on toast
This is a peanut butter, bananas and Nutella #MastoRando thread
Also, happy #caturday
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No politics. No current events. Just silliness
🦆 It's a #MastoRando thread! 🧵
FEELIN' GOOD EDITION!
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