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It's a hard knock life when you don't have a bookshelf with a rolling ladder 😜😂

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A historic painting of a woman with her head a cushioned stool looking frenzied and depressed.

Caption:
"Are you okay?"
Me: No. I don't have a bookshelf a with a rolling ladder.

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44d

Too many novels is definitely how I want to go, but I'm probably more likely to suffer from a stong bout of drawing-room anguish 😜😂

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Historic painting of a woman lying in bed.
Caption: Things Women In Literature Have Died From

The list:
Cold hands
Pony exhaustion
Beautiful face
Strolling congestion
Missing slippers
Sherry served too cold
Wrist fevers
Ship infidelity
Night brain
Going outside at night In Italy
Shawl Insufficiency
Clergyman's dropsy
Too many pillows
Flirting headaches
Garden troubles
River unhappiness
Someone said "No" very loudly
General bummers
Letter-reading fits
Mmmf
Drawing-room anguish
Beautiful chestnut hair
Not enough pillows
Spinal degeneration as a result of pride
Haven't seen the sea In a long time
Parents too happy
Too many novels
The Unpleasantness

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41d

What litterature is it when the characters are having affairs and suffering, the author is having an affair and suffering, the reader is having an affair and suffering 🤔 😂

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Four panel meme with two pictures.

First a woman in a carrige.
Russian lit: The characters are suffering, the author is suffering, the reader is suffering.

Second a picture of a fancy people dancing in a ballroom.
French lit: The characters are having an affair, the author is having an affair, the reader is having an affair.

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38d

But if I have a choice I prefer in the bath, the massage chair, the couch, and the bed in that order... 😁

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I WILL READ BOOKS ON A BOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A GOAT.
I WILL READ BOOKS ON THE TRAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN THE RAIN.
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A FOX.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A BOX
I WILL READ BOOKS WITH A MOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS IN A HOUSE.
I WILL READ BOOKS HERE AND THERE.
I WILL READ BOOKS EVERYWHERE.

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37d

I don' personally use bookmarks, but some part of me wishes I took them this seriously 🤔😁

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Meme of Samuel L. Jackson as a Jedi looking enquiring.
Caption: Me trying to decide which of my bookmarks best matches the vibe of the book | just started.

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35d

If you're going to go to hell anyway, why not go laughing 😂

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Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it over to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier.

| went and bought another copy, ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed. My Father-in-law said that night was the first time she ever screamed and fainted.

I'm going to Hell, but I'll go laughing.

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23d

The joke's on you, maybe I'm into that 😜😂

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Post by The Captain

If you see a girl with books in her purse, know this: She can beat your ass with her brain AND her books — a bag of books is fucking heavy.

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22d

I guess to the New York Times all books really are created equal 🤔😁

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Meme with the penguins from Madagascar.

Caption:
Book: *exists*
New york times:
Penguin saying: Wouldn't that make you... Bestseller

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21d

RE: https://theforkiverse.com/@RoRo/115885013589634799

Just in case I know anyone who can help, literacy is actually important bussiness unlike well regular bussiness 😊
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20d

If sniffing old books is wrong then I don't want to be right 😁

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Meme with a large photo of a nose and nostrils looking like it's about to sniff you.
Caption: pov: you are an old book i discovered

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18d

Do fantasy/sc-fi readers agree with this? I love specualtive fiction, but I also love me some good non-fiction, am I the weird one? 🤔😁

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Meme photo of two puppies each holding one end of a stick.
Caption:
Golden puppy: Fantasy readers
German shepard puppy: Sci fi readers:
Stick: Hating non fiction

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15d

What book has caused this reaction in you? 🤔

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Three panel comic by theoddisout on Tumblr.

First Panel: One figure is asking a reading figure, "Do you like the book I loaned you?"
Second: The reader turns and screams at the top of their lungs.
Third: "Oh, you're at that part."

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I'd like to replace that last one with, "Books where you can figure out the end after reading the first few pages." 😜😁

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Types of headached memes showing four heads with diffrent amounts of red to indicate severity.
1: Some red, Migrane
2: Some red, Hypertension
3: Some red, Stress
4: Full red all over head, book doesn't end how you thought it should

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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@wnoakes/115937515391598911

I read The Culture series by Ian M. Banks and liked it, the ninth book Surface Detail even got a rare 5/5 stars

Now this post reminded me I should read more Banks, but the question is which book(s) of his other than The Culture should I put on my ever expanding TBR 😁

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I have to say I feel we're missing a few steps towards an explanation of how "for suppository use only" got in the mix of approprite warning lables 🤔😂

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Post by Jennifer Goodland

At today's staff meeting we discussed the need for warning labels for our books.
Like “not microwave safe”
“not dishwasher safe”
“for suppository use only”

The discussion was prompted by another library where a patron got their book wet, tried to dry it out in the microwave, and the metallic RFID tag destroyed both the microwave and the book.

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