Decided to grow a street lamp.
Here it is at 3 weeks, 2 months, and fully grown at 6 months.
joke
Obviously, the G in "GIF" is pronounced like in "gnat," and is silent.
Final ruling.
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"If #Putin and #Medvedev were at the top of St. Basil's Cathedral and fell off, which one would hit the ground first?
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Who gives a fuck"
Full video of trip:
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I too hope Kamala Harris wins, but admittedly, I worry what it will do to the climate, when about 8 billion people take a big sigh of relief at the same time.
Friends… that is A LOT of CO₂. 😀
It's a silly joke but I find it incredibly funny... And what more can you ask for a joke to be that Mario, Zelda, and HTML altogether? I wish I had thought of it for comiCSS.
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The chef turned back to me and smiled, fresh mozzarella in hand.
He really had done it.
He had out pizza'd the hut.
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Here is the game plan of most dirt bag Pastors here in the USA ONLY (aka ALL #EVANGELICAL #NAZI #CHURCHES).
JUST #ENTERTAINMENT CENTERS – DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YA ON THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT! IS MOTO for most churches in the usa.. UGH..
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2. Video: #Lakewood_Church #Shooting gunfire heard inside building
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https://youtu.be/MJrUbQzSjiE
4. VIDEO: #FLIPPING_TABLES:
https://youtu.be/2mOvcDefTKI?si=DYiowNmUkC4YYe4_
5. Video: ALL #Spiritual_Gifts EXPLAINED in less than 10 Minutes | WHAT ARE YOUR #SPIRITUAL #GIFTS? Can you #FIND YOURS? Christians can often struggle with the topic of spiritual gifts. What are they? And how do we know if we have them? Can a Christian have multiple spiritual gifts, and perhaps most importantly, how do we know which ones we have? All that and more explained in this video
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HEY #MONKEY_EARS 🙈 🙉 🙊 🍌 . LIKE #WHO SHOULD BE #SURPRISED? #BEZOS WAS AN #AMERICAN_TRAITOR OF THE #USA SINCE #DAY 1 AND SO IS #Amazon AKA #FBA! and #Walmart (all Pay Zero in Taxes especially WALMART!?)
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🇹🇼 #Taiwan: Will 🇨🇳 #China STOP!!! 🚫 ALL Manufacturing Shipments out of #Taiwan?? to #AMAZON & #WALMART in the 🇮🇱 USA?
The USA 🇮🇱 has UNSUCCESSFULLY tried to CONTROL the Internets' eCommerce for the Last 25 YEARS via the #SLAVE_LABOR of the 🇹🇼 #TAIWANESE and Dirt Bag #JEW Koolaide.
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..providing 🇺🇸 USA JOBS for ALL OVERNIGHT!;)
Yes it WILL hurt.. but in the long run we will also be forced to fire up our own #manufacturing_hub once again :) instead of forcing CHINA TO WAR.
The only rational goal for those who sat on thier lazy asses for the last 2 decades CREATING PROXY WARS to sell War Weapons to BOTH SIDES? How Convenient!?
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Amazon #BEZOS GOT CAUGHT TOO then the Zionist #CRYPTO_JEWS Covered it up?
But if you want to blame someone BLAME FBA! FULL OF #AMERICAN_TRAITORS BETRAYING ALL USA BRICK AND MORTAR. The USA citizens alone are the ones who destroyed NATIONAL BRICK AND MORTAR.
But lets talk #SLAVE_LABOR IN #TAIWAN SHALL WE??
Working 7 days per week. 10 hours per day @ $3 USD per day. #Weddings performed on #job site; SUNDAYS??
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Twitter Social Network script Clone = $50 USD
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#MICROSOFT lost THEIR WAY in desktop applications and THEN lost #market_share to USA companies that have learned Software languages needed to set apart the WINNERS from the INEPT CHEATERS/LOSERS (AKA USA ZIONISTS AND ASHKENAZI JEWS!) 💩
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He slams a stack of papers on the table. "Boss, the Tigers are at it again. Meany is destroying this neighborhood."
The boss shook his head, "I know, but what are we gonna do."
"We've got to call him."
"He's retired! Leave him be, this is no longer his fight."
"What choice do we have? The Tigers run everything, we need someone from the outside with a fresh set of eyes."
The boss shakes his head and agrees. He picks up the phone and dials out.
"Get Encyclopedia Brown on the horn. And make it fast!"
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