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Every. Job. Site. 😠
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#comics #comicstrip #funnycomic #jobsearch #jobhunt #jobseekers #relatable

Panel 1: A website—personified with glasses, a moustache, and arms and hands—sits in a chair at a desk. Across its forehead is written EVERY JOB SITE. "Just give me your resumé," it beckons to someone off-camera, "And I'll auto-populate our application for you!" Panel 2: Wide shot revealing Kevin sitting on the other side of the desk. Wearing a short-sleeved dress shirt and red tie, he hands his resume to the website. Panel 3: The website adjusts its glasses, looking at Kevin's resume. "Ah!" it says. "I see your last job was 'Resumé' with a start date of 'Baltimore' and an end date of 'Microsoft Word'." Panel 4: Reverse on Kevin. He frowns and beckons the website to give him his paper back. "-Sigh- Just let me do it," he says.

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If you were in the #Dropbox #layoff today (or just otherwise on the #jobhunt):

I’m currently #hiring a Sr. Software Engineer with a strong focus on #Golang/Containerization and several engineers with #DevRel experience. All are remote positions within Americas time zones.

If that’s not you, I also offer LinkedIn profile optimization for fedi friends at no charge.

Here to help

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Well yesterday was rough after figuring out I don't really have a job anymore because the fires burned down the entire neighborhood my job was in.

But today I feel better, and focused, and I need a job.

So if anyone in LA needs a lead host and waiter with about a decade of experience, who can also do prep work, cashiering and simple barista work for pretty much any job imaginable (I wouldn't mind trying something new):

We should talk :D

#jobs #losangelesfires #work #jobsearch #jobhunt

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