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But what if I'm reading all comfy in my bed one night and get a craving for cheese, should I stop and get up and get cheese, that doesn't sound right 😜 😂

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Post but Uni of Liverpool Library: This is not a bookmark.

Photo of an individually wrapped slice of cheese.

Reply: Me talking to the pest control man - "No mate I've no idea why we have mice in the library"
*Picks up a book and actual cheese falls out of it*

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Daily #macron 🇫🇷 😅 Have a nice #saturday #caturday #france #iran #HD #humour #introduction #fediverse @EUCommission @mediapart
https://open.spotify.com/album/275s9E34CZvrrBrUWM3sLX

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RE: https://sunny.garden/@lichendust/116217917003025888

Not knowing what I'm doing is how I do everything 😂

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#Meme #Humour

A two-panel meme. The top panel reads, "Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*" followed by "The tomato:". The bottom panel features a detailed black-and-white sketch of a man dramatically diving headfirst out of the open door of a moving car, capturing the moment he flings himself onto the asphalt.

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

Not! Funny!

But it is though.

You’re right, I’m sorryyy…

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

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159d

When it's Easter weekend, and you want your cat to murder you.

#Caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #easter

a cat sitting on a couch wearing pink bunny ears

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#Meme #Humour

A meme with the caption, "Still confused as to why I need to put my cake in the oven at 120 degrees".

The image shows the inside of an oven. Resting on the wire rack is a clear plastic protractor.

A rectangular foil baking pan containing cake batter is propped up against the protractor at exactly a 120-degree angle.

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156d

Für die Wochenendbeilage der FR schrieb ich zum Thema "Unsichtbar" ein Interview mit einem Prisma. Den ganzen Text gibt es auf https://www.patreon.com/posts/155001058?pr=true
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Screenshot aus der FR7. Text: Brandl: Könnten Sie unseren Lesern erklären, was Sie genau sind?

Prisma: Natürlich, das mache ich sehr gerne: Ich bin eine verzauberte Kristallfee, die Licht atmet und Farben gebiert.

Brandl: Pardon?

Prisma: Es ist ganz einfach: Sie essen Tiere und scheiden übelriechenden Mist aus. Und ich ernähre mich von Energie und verwandle sie in Schönheit. Sie töten. Ich erschaffe. Seien Sie nicht traurig deswegen. Jeder ist auf der Erde für eine bestimmte Aufgabe. Und ihre ist es, Mist zu produzieren.

Brandl: Also, Moment mal: Erstens essen nicht alle Menschen Tiere und zweitens

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#StephenLillie on the return of the #ArtemisII crew – #cartoon | Stephen Lillie | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/apr/09/stephen-lillie-on-the-return-of-the-artemis-ii-crew-cartoon

#Humour #Satire #Politics #Cartoon

The crew of ArtemisII return on a sandy shore where they see a version of the Statue of Liberty but in Trump's image and they despair as in the last scene from Planet of the Apes.

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153d

I feel there's a lot of complaining about "Videogame logic" but sometimes it just makes sense.

Blue shell the 1%! 😂

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Post by yung spam
Mario Kart's "The closer to 1st place you are, the less useful power-ups you get" system is an ideal model for how our economy should work.
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Whoa.
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I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh"
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That's fucking brillfant.
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Blue shell the 1%

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Well, I don't know about "Best Book", but it's at least in the running for "Best Book Dedication" 😂

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Photo of a dedication in a book.

"I want to thank everyone who helped me create this book, except for that guy who yelled at me in Kmart when I was eight because he thought I was being “too rowdy.” -You're an asshole, sir"

Caption: BEST BOOK EVER

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152d

Getting comfortable for another #caturday

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131d

The problem with #caturday night is sometimes it's bath night.

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dark sphinx cat in a bathtub, wearing a ridiculous pink cap covering its ears, looking shocked.

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133d

#Meme #Humour

A computer monitor showing a desktop background composed of various "pointing" memes (including the "Woman Yelling at a Cat," Spider-Man, and "The Creation of Adam") all directed at a single Google Chrome icon in the center. The caption above reads: "My father couldn't find Google Chrome, so I did this 🙂."

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#Meme #Humour

A meme featuring a blurry, edited image of a small rodent with large, watery eyes and blue digital teardrops running down its face. Text above reads: "Realizing the computer asks 'are you a robot' cuz maybe he's searching for his family."

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131d

I wonder if I function executively down the stairs? 🤔 I hope I do, it sounds fancy 😜

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Post by Loukas Christodoulou

Autistic authors writing neurotypical characters:

"They were the kind of person who read between the lines without even knowing the lines were there.

A natural smile played on the face of their un-headphoned head, and they functioned executively down the stairs."

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127d

The struggle is real! 😜😂

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There panel meme of Joel for The Last of Us looking like he's having a panic/heart attack.

Caption: Writers realising the only way their book will be written is if they write it...

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124d

80s cat welcomes you to a non-heinous, most excellent #Caturday

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white cat with crazy spiked hair on its head and a mask that looks like 80s-style wraparound sunglasses

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Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

—Allan Ramsay (1686–1758), “The twa Cats & the Cheese”
digitised by the National Library of Scotland

Today, 8 August, is International Cat Day
😾 😾 🧀 🐵

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

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The twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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Library-pub, add a book quiz and a non-alcoholic bar and I'm in 😁

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Post by iconawrites

It would be fun if public libraries were well- funded and open in the evenings and we built a culture where it’s normal to gather at the library after work and browse the shelves and chat about the latest books and read the Saturday night away.

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I'm in this meme and I don't like it 😜 😂

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Post by David Wales

"The worst script is the one never written" he said to himself as he wrote the second worst script.

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110d

If procrastinating was an olympic sport, I'd have ALL the medals 😂

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Three panel comic by Tom Gauld

MATHEMATICAL PROBLEMS FOR NOVELISTS
1: Susie has written 12 chapters of a novel. Her editor asks her to cut 3 chapters and rewrite 8 chapters.
How many glasses of wine does Susie drink that night?

2: Every day Paul spends 3 hours procrastinating, 2 hours worrying, and 1 hour napping.
How long until the publisher asks Paul to repay his advance?

3: Anne writes a new novel every 6 months. 75% of Anne’s novels are bestsellers and 66% win literary prizes.
How much do you hate Anne?

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#Meme #Humour

A meme titled "When you say you want to buy something in front of your phone." It shows three dog noses peeking vertically through a small gap in a white door or wall. From top to bottom, the text labels next to each nose read "Google", "Amazon", and "Facebook".

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Salad cat wishes you a very relaxed #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a grey tabby stretched out on a display of vegetables

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The book nerd commandments:
1. You can always get high on your own supply 😂

I'm taking suggestions for the rest... 😁

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A meme captioned 'Book Sniffers Anonymous'
Side by side photos of two people sniffing books.
Fake Dictionary entry:
book sniff-ing [boo k] [snif-ing]
verb
1. breathing in the scent of a book: often done in secret
2. how book nerds get high

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