Eggplant.place

109d

Puntastic! I see your use now punctuation 😂

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"Will you marry me?” Is a marriage proposal.
"Will, You, Mary, Me" is a foursome proposal.
"Will, you marry me" is a time traveler spoiling the future.
"Will you, Mary me" is a cavewoman trying to make Will, who has amnesia remember who he is.

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118d

#Meme #Humour

A two-panel meme contrasting men's and women's product choices. The top panel shows a woman looking intently at shampoo bottles in a store aisle, next to text that reads, "WOMAN: Shampoo for dry and damaged hair." The bottom panel shows a man in glasses looking at a single bottle in the same aisle, next to text that reads, "MAN: 6 in 1 shampoo for hair, face, body, carpet, car and dishes."

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82d

#humour #humor

Joke of the Day

Kim Jong Un decided to send Donald Trump a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Trump opened the letter which appeared to contain a single line coded message:

[Image]

Trump was baffled, so he e-mailed it to the his aids, who had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI, so they went to the CIA. With no clue as to it's meaning, the FBI finally asked MSS (Ministry of State Security in China) for help.

Within a few seconds MSS cabled back with this reply:

"Tell The president he's holding the message *upside down*."

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96d

2026-08-06 #presentation

Je partage ici des choses techniques #fediverse #code #linux #yunohost (pas trés original)
J'ajoute #idées et #pensé sur notre société et son évolution #liberté #democratie #souverainteté #justice
Enfin je peux mélanger le tout avec de #humour de la #musique et des #photos

Je souhaite partager avec des personnes réelles sans les énerver ni les blesser bref avec des débats et conversations normales.

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117d

Now I want Eldritch Horror, I want to glimpse the infinite complexity that will turn to madness... As long as I don't have to get of the couch and put on pants 😂

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Post by bramblesand

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s
really such a shame.

An ant doesn't start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find
it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming
monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human
does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like
a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable
distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of
mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this
moment, and then...

It's an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It
cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it
supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is
for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do
anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world
matters.

This is madness.

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123d

Gonna write down ALL the words! 😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #NotOC #ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf #Dictionary #Books #Bookstodon

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93d

The horrors these warning cones have experienced.

#weird #cones #humor #humour

nested yellow cones and a red cone leaning up against them, with screws and circular openings that make them look like horrified faces

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115d

Everything's more fun if it's a vice!😂

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Post by love drops

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

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82d

Now I know it's a long shot, but just in case there's some poor soul out there who hasn't seen Firefly... DO IT NOW! 😁

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#TV #Firefly

Photo of Captain Malcom 'Mal' Reynolds with the caption, "I don't always aim, but when I do, it's to misbehave.

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96d

Bipolar dehumidifier.

#photo #faces #funny #meme #humor #humour

A dehumidifier with an apparent smiling face at the front features an apparent scared face at the back, as seen in a mirror behind it.

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83d

Even after that display I still trust the library 😂

#Loops #Funny #FYP #Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny #Bookstodon #Books #Bookstagram #NotOC

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117d

I turned myself into a caricature of someone who really, really likes hotdogs 😂 (But it was honestly the best I've ever had)
I'm not sure it can get much worse but I dare anyone who likes to draw caricatures to try their best 😁

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#Photography #Photo

Photo by @Sofie88