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1y

wow you are smol
#Humor #dogsofmastodon #dogs

German shorthaired pointer is watching a tiny lizard on the asphalt. The photo captures the contrast between a big dog and a small creature.

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1y

I’m sorry to everyone to whom this is going to be maddening. It was too funny not to share though.

#humor #foundontheinternet

An old portrait (maybe 17th or 18th century) of a gentleman in some finery posing.

Across the top, it says: I don’t always crop pictures.

In the bottom it says: But when I do
Below that is unintelligible text that has been cut off.

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213d

Seriously, lads, it has been uncool since BEFORE the middle ages.

#vintage #humor #humour

Medieval manuscript illustration depicting a woman driving a nail through a man's head and the caption: when you're having a bad day and a random dude tells you to 'smile'

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184d

Life changing. #grickledoodle #horror #religion #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man down on the floor vacuuming and being surprised to see a bearded scared man hiding under the credenza. Caption reads "And then one day, quite unexpectedly, Peter found Jesus."

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19d

The only safe captcha left
#robot #meme #memes #humor #asimov

reCaptcha:
Injusre a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being come to harm, to prove that you are not a robot.

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1y

When the score says "fortissimo."

#humor #humour #piano #bulldozer #fortissimo #music #score

bulldozer bucket playing a piano that it is actually destroying, in a field

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143d

Am I the only one who started writing just to see if I could🤔😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Plot
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

My main problem as a writer is that I don't write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a f*king plot.

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76d

If I had to take a stab at this I'd say I'm an 'Unemployed novelist/lawyer with social media manager and game author tendencies' otherwise known as an #IndieAuthor 🤔😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy @bookstodon @joinin
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

A diagram describing whether or not you are a novelist and what else you might be instead.

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115d

Ad-free séances are available only to premium subscribers.

#sundaecomics #webcomic #comics #comicstrips #humor #fortuneteller #seance #crystalball

A fortune teller sits across from a client at a draped table with a glowing crystal ball. In panel one, the fortune teller announces "Look! A vision from the spirit world appears!" In panel two, she peers excitedly into the ball and says: "I see... a pair of shoes! Leather flats now fifteen percent off at Milt's Department Store!" In panel three, she apologizes: "Oh! I am so sorry. It's these new smart crystal balls everyone's selling..." In panel four, she asks: "Do you know anything about ad blockers?"

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1y

going for the second glass
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Black and white photo of a black cat who's got its teeth around the top of a sealed, unopened bottle of wine.

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142d

Rough start. #grickledoodle #lordoftherings #tolkien #horror #rough #focus #eyeofsauron #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."

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183d

Magical. #grickledoodle #coffee #caffiene #morning #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a woman having her first sip of coffee and a multicolored blast of ideas are pouring out of her head. Caption reads "It only ever happened on the first sip, but it occurred the same way each and every damn morning."

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85d

Wake up call. #grickledoodle #sun #heat #summer #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."

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34d

Universal joy. #grickledoodle #animals #pets #trampoline #joy #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon cat, dog and several mice set aside differences to joyfully bounce together on a round trampoline—some mid-air, one climbing the steps. Caption reads "It was agreed that all differences were to be put aside momentarily to try out the new trampoline."

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141d

Behold a house! 😂

I would've made a great ancient greek philosopher!

Making shit up that sounds plausible enough that you're not sure whether I made it up or not, that is what I do best!

And it's the best advice I can give to any aspiring writer 😜

@philosophy @stoicism @psychology
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Thinking #Meme #Memes
#Philosophy #Humor #Humour #Funny
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

Post by pj evans

Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So It's not the windows that make the car go, It's something else entirely.

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This is what ancient greek philosophy is like.
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Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato's
day.

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141d

Buenos días, miércoles ☀️

Hoy el calor no viene de visita,
viene con maleta y ganas de quedarse.
29 grados en abril…
esto ya no es primavera, es un “a ver quién se atreve a salir a las tres”.

El sol aprieta,
la ropa sobra,
y la motivación… bueno, esa ya si eso la buscamos a la sombra.

Pero oye,
que también tiene su encanto:
cafés con hielo, ventanas abiertas
y esa sensación de que el día puede alargarse
un poco más de lo normal.

Así que nada,
respira, hidrátate
y no te pelees con el calor…
que siempre gana 😏

🌞🌞🌞

#buenosdias #miercoles #primavera #calor #rutina #diasreales #vidacotidiana #reflexiones #humor