Eggplant.place

206d

Plato's dog.

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #plato

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265d

"Master has given Dobby a dog bed!"

[a woman opening a package and a whippet dog getting increasingly excited as it sees it's a dog bed for it.]

#dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofMastodon #Dobby #DobbyLives #humor #humour

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282d

NUEVO VÍDEO!

Esta semana lo hemos sacado un pelín más tarde porque tuvimos problemas técnicos de edición.

Pero al final nos ha quedado tremendo unboxing con TODO EL NUEVO PC

Dadle mucho ♥️
https://youtu.be/f0e7DwTojpk

#youtube #youtubeES #humor #unboxing #pc #hardware

Rena emocionada mostrando un nuevo PC. A Dunkel se la ve sosteniendo varias cajas de componentes, incluyendo una fuente Corsair CX750 y una caja Aorus, entre otros. Detrás de ella, se aprecia el PC ya armado, con iluminación morada y RGB. La imagen incluye texto superpuesto que dice "UNBOXING NUEVO PC!!!".

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257d

I'm going to request having all books featruing humans banned, on the grounds that humans are boring 😜😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon
@scifi @bookbubble @humour

#Human #Ban #ToBeFair
#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

A cartoon of three dogs at a library desk looking expectant as the librarian speaks to them saying, "The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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275d

Mostly, I avoid people, but yes 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Cartoon of a sleepy owl, with a bg book under one wing, a cup of something hot in the other, and wearing a nightcap.
Caption:
That's what I do, I read books, I avoid people, and I known things.

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204d

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

—Allan Ramsay (1686–1758), “The twa Cats & the Cheese”
via the National Library of Scotland
😾😾🧀🐵

An 18th-century Scots poem for International Cat Day

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

#Scottish #literature #Scots #Scotslanguage #poem #18thcentury #law #legal #humor #humour #InternationalCatDay

The twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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238d

Made a little something.

#Memes #Humor #StarWars #Poetry

A picture from the Star Wars movies. A Bantha (a large, hairy creature with large curving horns) with a Tusken riding on top. Set against a desert background. A poem is on the upper left hand corner that says, “Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
But Sandpeople ride single file to hide their numbers
And that has made all the difference.”

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218d

"Mission Meowssible: Commander Whiskers reporting from the Meowdule. 🚀🐾 For all cat lovers who believe the sky isn’t the limit — it’s just the beginning."

📣https://rafaelsalazar.com/featured/mission-meowssible-rafael-salazar.html

#Cats #astronaut #Humor #modern #pop #quirky #sci-fi, #space, #feline #Caturday #fediverse #fediart #mastodon #mastoart #fedigiftshop #BuyIntoArt #RafaelSalazar #RafaelSalazarArt #artmatters #fineartamerica #flipboard #catsonmastodon @Flipboard

A ginger and white cat with blue eyes looks out from a white, futuristic helmet-like pod, resembling a space capsule. The cat wears a sculptural visor, giving the image a space explorer aesthetic.

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23d

Perhaps not the Magic System we need, but the Magic System we deserve! 😜😂

@bookstodon @books
@worldbuilding @humor @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#MagicSystem #Magic #System
#Witch #Wizard #Cast #Smell #Fart #Joke
#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove

Meme on a painting of three people looking like they may be wafting away some odour.
Caption:
Witches and Wizards don't fart, the Cast Smells.

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257d

Me too, little dude. Me too.

#coffee #monday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

kitten with really crazy wild hair looking tired, sitting in front of a cup of coffee

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11d

What's your favourite trilogy? 🤔

Every speculative fiction reader has that one trilogy they can't get over...

For me it's between The Seagulls and Lord of the Rings, Star Wars barely breaks the top 50 😜😂

@bookstodon @books @joinin
@humor @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#SpeculativeFiction #FantasyBooks
#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Bookstodon

Meme from 50 Nerds of Grey

Friend 1: What is your favourite trilogy?
Friend 2: Star Wars
Friend 3: Lord of the Rings
Me:
Three pictures from The Argus newspaper headlines.
1: Student attacked by seagull
2: Seagull attacked by student
3: Angry seagulls strike back

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228d

Damn those socialist plots, what are they trying to do, help people?!? 😜 😁

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour
#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post By The Library Owl
My girlfriend regularly tells me “if
free public libraries didn't already
exist and someone tried to invent
them, they would be condemned
as a socialist plot” and | think
about that a lot.

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235d

#life likes to remind you of a lot of things.

Sometimes nice things like good people still exist, and luck can be on your side.

Sometimes bad things like your body hates you, and gas station food is ill-advised.

Other times it reminds you of existential stuff, like how close you are to just randomly dying at any given time:

https://scoopzapp.com/n/12VOkQuk?ctype=native_video&nid=4095182856412&s=a7&pd=0LRF5CpA&hl=en_US&send_time=1751991862&actBtn=videoShare

#scoopz #ScoopzShorts #randomthoughts #video #humor #goodmorning

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256d

¡NUEVO VÍDEO!

Abrimos nuestro propio supermercado con sección de cafetería y no se nos ocurre otra cosa mejor que contratar a la gente del chat para que trabajen para nosotras.

https://youtu.be/DQUyO2Qk2pw

#CafemartSimulator #youtube #youtuber #humor #videojuegos

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254d

It's too hot, they deserve a day off
#animals #humor #summer

"They are suppised to be eating weeds"
Two male goats are comfortably settled in the rattan chairs on the deck in front of a working floor fan.

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253d

Hi-jinks are about to ensue.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogstodon #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat and a dog are leaning out a window, the cat's legs over a bannister -- the walls are distressed and old in a black and white photo

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253d

#stoner #dnd #bankrobber #moviedirector #venndiagram #funny #humor

4-circle venn diagramm #stoner #dndplayer #bankrobber and #moviedirector.
I give examples:

Stoners X DND Player: The session is cancelled.
Stoners X Movie Director: "Stay in Character"
Movie Director X Bankrobber: "This has to go exactly as planned"

And do on.

Intersection of all circles: "Roll It"

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251d

I've finished: The Stupidest Angel by Christopher Moore

I can't believe It's possible to say this about a Christopher Moore novel, but The Stupedest Angels is over the top.

The characters are taken so far they are no longer sympathetic, some are psychopaths and some are pathetic.

Theo is the only one left with any shred of decency.

Read the other Pine Cove novels, they are so much better.

https://app.thestorygraph.com/series/120881

@bookstodon @audiobooks
#fantasy #humor

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231d

Stop and enjoy the #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

an orange tabby cat curled up looking out of the red light of a set of stop lights

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229d

I found a #youtube video that was 47 minutes long and titled "Why Everything Feels Like a Scam Now" and I thought -

Well it is, cuz that's what poorly regulated #capitalism does after a while, and I just saved myself 47 minutes.

#randomthoughts #economy #usa #uspol #humor

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251d

Traffic makes beasts of us all, but that's too far, way too far 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by lindsey

I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them.

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251d

Don't even get me started on how hard it is to stare into the inaccessible void.

#void #existentialism #humor #humour #irony

hatch closed by a zillion rusty bolts labelled: accessible void

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251d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Large red tabby with ears back and grumpy contemplative look, chin and upper body lying on a grey pillow, front legs to the left and crossed.

-Sometimes I think long, deep thoughts. And sometimes I think about bubbles. I like bubbles

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230d

Across the street from The Ministry of Silly Walks.

#humor #humour #weird #signs #sillywalk

three kids in school uniforms walking funny on a crosswalk, imitating the crosswalk sign that is rotated 90 degrees, so it looks like the people are pointed down

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249d

Need a quick laugh to distract you from the horrors of the world? Just for a minute? I got you.

I tried to find out who made this. I failed. If someone knows, please let me know so I can update with a name and/or link.

(Update: the people who made this are also making AI/robotics weapons systems. So fuck the credit. Watch here, laugh, and don’t give them your web views.)

#Design #Engineering #Products #Robotics #AI #Humor #Funny

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