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82d

The only safe captcha left
#robot #meme #memes #humor #asimov

reCaptcha:
Injusre a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being come to harm, to prove that you are not a robot.

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1y

When the score says "fortissimo."

#humor #humour #piano #bulldozer #fortissimo #music #score

bulldozer bucket playing a piano that it is actually destroying, in a field

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206d

Am I the only one who started writing just to see if I could🤔😂

@galacticwriters @writers @books @fantasy
@writingbooks @keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#Plot
#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

My main problem as a writer is that I don't write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a f*king plot.

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178d

Ad-free séances are available only to premium subscribers.

#sundaecomics #webcomic #comics #comicstrips #humor #fortuneteller #seance #crystalball

A fortune teller sits across from a client at a draped table with a glowing crystal ball. In panel one, the fortune teller announces "Look! A vision from the spirit world appears!" In panel two, she peers excitedly into the ball and says: "I see... a pair of shoes! Leather flats now fifteen percent off at Milt's Department Store!" In panel three, she apologizes: "Oh! I am so sorry. It's these new smart crystal balls everyone's selling..." In panel four, she asks: "Do you know anything about ad blockers?"

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1y

going for the second glass
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Black and white photo of a black cat who's got its teeth around the top of a sealed, unopened bottle of wine.

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36d

Eating out. #grickledoodle #city #vampire #horror #cartoon #october #art #drawing #funny #humor

A hungry vampire stands in a packed city crosswalk, staring like a predator at the crowd of pedestrians — caption reads: "The city provided endless dining options."

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205d

Rough start. #grickledoodle #lordoftherings #tolkien #horror #rough #focus #eyeofsauron #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."

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246d

Magical. #grickledoodle #coffee #caffiene #morning #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a woman having her first sip of coffee and a multicolored blast of ideas are pouring out of her head. Caption reads "It only ever happened on the first sip, but it occurred the same way each and every damn morning."

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148d

Wake up call. #grickledoodle #sun #heat #summer #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a man in bed horrified as he watches a burning sun creature come through his open window. Caption reads "He awoke to find the sun coming through his window."

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97d

Universal joy. #grickledoodle #animals #pets #trampoline #joy #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon cat, dog and several mice set aside differences to joyfully bounce together on a round trampoline—some mid-air, one climbing the steps. Caption reads "It was agreed that all differences were to be put aside momentarily to try out the new trampoline."

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204d

Buenos días, miércoles ☀️

Hoy el calor no viene de visita,
viene con maleta y ganas de quedarse.
29 grados en abril…
esto ya no es primavera, es un “a ver quién se atreve a salir a las tres”.

El sol aprieta,
la ropa sobra,
y la motivación… bueno, esa ya si eso la buscamos a la sombra.

Pero oye,
que también tiene su encanto:
cafés con hielo, ventanas abiertas
y esa sensación de que el día puede alargarse
un poco más de lo normal.

Así que nada,
respira, hidrátate
y no te pelees con el calor…
que siempre gana 😏

🌞🌞🌞

#buenosdias #miercoles #primavera #calor #rutina #diasreales #vidacotidiana #reflexiones #humor

Una mano sostiene una pequeña flor de cinco pétalos en color rosa vibrante hacia un cielo azul despejado con ligeras nubes blancas al fondo. La perspectiva es contrapicada, haciendo que la flor parezca elevarse hacia el sol. Sobre la imagen, destaca un texto en caligrafía elegante de color negro que dice: "Feliz Miércoles", decorado con otras dos flores diminutas del mismo estilo.

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206d

Well, no barking then? Whining?
#dogs #dogsofmastodon #Humor

'Ten years, two dogs and a puppy later, and I JUST figured out now what this thing is for'

A woman is settled in a dog crate, her legs are covered by a blanket. She's got a laptop on her knees and a bag of chips right there. Three dogs are surrounding the crate.

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271d

Suck it linguists I'll make my own grammar rolls 😜😂

@linguistics @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop @writingcommunity @writingbooks

#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Memes #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction #Bookstodon

Post by keva
Here's my first attempt at synonym rolls, with attached picture of cinnamon rolls.

Reply by BrazilFlair
Just like grammar used to make.

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1y

Halt, hooman! What's the password?

Uh, caturday?

We would also have accepted: pss, pss

#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour #caturday

Two orange cats standing on columns, guarding a wooden door

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1y

Yep, just another extremely annoyed #Caturday.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humor #dog #dogs #dogstadon #dogsofmastodon

a grey and white tabby cat in the foreground, looking extremely annoyed -- a german shepherd in the background, looking quizzical and cute

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1y

Anarchy in the UK!

#bird #birds #birb #humor #humour #gull #seagull

gull sitting on a sign that says no gulls, with blue sky and white clouds in background

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1y

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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204d

So much food, limitless time. #grickledoodle #vampire #city #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a sweaty vampire smiling in the middle of a big city crowd crossing the street. Caption reads "The city provided endless dining options."

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1y

We NEED more sci-fi like Firefly in the shelves... 😁 If you have recommendations I'm looking 😊

@bookstodon
@scifi @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble
@humour

#SciFiMemes #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Inspirational #Comedy #Western
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Post by SciFi RoundTable
Caption: I was excited until I realized these are three separate categories.
A Picture of a library sign:
INSPIRATIONAL
SCIENCE FICTION
WESTERNS
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56d

If you're using Word to write a book, I'm surprised you haven't already thrown yourself out a window 😜😂

#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie

Post by Kate

Writers at the beginning of a project: wow all I wan to do is bring the story of my heart to life!

At the end: if I have to look at this word doc for one more second I'm going to thrrow my laptop out of the window....

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1y

Cutest pool shark ever!

[video of a tabby kitten sitting on a pool table and putting a ball into a side pocket with its paw]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #pool

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1y

Ham-fisted construction is my favourite 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

abridged fairy tales by John Atkinson, Wrong Hands
Goldilocks: Home invader has ceral, breaks stuff, then falls asleep.
Hansel and Gretel: Some kids eat an old lady's house. Also cannibalism.
Beauty and the beast: Stockholm syndrome girl falls for ugly guy. Except he isn't.
Princess and the pea: Mattresses piled on a vegetable determine fitness to govern.
Cinderella: Wardrobe malfunction prompts strange footwear mating ritual.
Three little pigs: Ham-fisted construction keeps wolf at the door.

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1y

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Via dryak@mstdn.science Thank you
Actually used as a tool to help kids going into surgery. ..but still

My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.

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122d

This start of The Myth of Sisyphus is some of the best writing these little eyes have ever seen, and yes I do imagine Sisyphus happy 😁

@philosophy
@psychology
@reading
@bookstodon @books
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#AlbertCamus #Absurd #Absurdism
#Thinking #Meme
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Philosophy #Psyhology #Humor #Humour #Funny

Albert Camus and Peter Griffin from family guy are sitting in a bar.
Camus: There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide.
Peter: Who the fuck starts a book like that? I just sat down!!

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1y

Come on guys, pay attention to the kerning.

#kerning #typography #graphicdesign #seasonal #weird #signs #humor #humour

black Halloween cat signs being sold that should say "Trick or treat" but appear to say "F*ck or Treat"

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