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36d

This may be the most human power of all 😂 Does that mean we're the villians? 🤔😜

#WTF #Conspiracy
#SuperPower #SuperVillian
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

Comic of a dressed up man talking to a woman on a bench: "My superpower is turning anything I don't understand into a conspiracy theory."

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1y

I don't think he knows about "reading the books you have" 😂

#LotR
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic #Whatever #GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Three panel meme with scene from the Lord of the Rings film where Pippin is asking about second breakfast.

Pippin: What about a new book?
Aragon: We've already bought new book.
Pippin: We've bought one, yes. But what about a second new book?

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42d

Once again. #grickledoodle #october #halloween #autumn #witch #spooky #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror #humor

Startled hiker and dog encounter a personified October emerging from bare woods — a small green-faced witch with a broom flanked by jack-o'-lantern figures and a ghost; caption reads, "They were shocked to have met October coming out of the woods already."

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7d

*Waves book aggressively*
How is this so hard to understand! 😜😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

'You don't mind waiting in the
car?’

'I have a book'

'You won't get bored'

‘I have a book'

‘I might be an hour!'

*Waves book*

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7d

Listen. #grickledoodle #bear #pun #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A large bear leans toward a nervous boy standing by a stream in a forest, delivering the punny caption "Bear with me."

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41d

After Data, Chief O'Brien, Union Man, might be my favourite Star Trek character 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#StarTrek #SciFi #TV #Movies

Two photo meme of Quark and Cheif O'Brien.
Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours
O'Brien: Our capitalists are dead. Ancient humans workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

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39d

Memento. #grickledoodle #horror #mother #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Young girl sits on a bed in a spare, old-fashioned bedroom, solemnly cradling the long-haired head of her mother. Caption reads "It was all she had left of Mother's things."

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1y

First you have to force feed them some propaganda like "the strong should prey on the weak."
And then you can have instant replay of #LordOfTheFlies 🤔😒

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Four panel comic of a classroom with ENGLISH LIT written on a blackboard.

1st: "Morning, class! Today we're going to start our Lord of the Flies unit!"
2nd: Teacher walks out.
3d: *Lock* sound from the door.
4th: Incorrect expectation of mayhem.

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11d

I know #Romantasy is a big thing right now, but how are things going with #RoSciFi 🤔😁

In an alternate universe they're making this kind of #Spicy 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #Alternate #Universe
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #BookMemes #Books

Cover with an android doing the Marily Monroe over a vent pose in a yellow dress.
Title: Do Androids Drema of Electric Dicks?
A new novel by Philip K. Sheep

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39d

Buenas noches, criaturas valientes. 🌙

Mañana es lunes, pero no hace falta que le demos tanta importancia.
Que bastante tiene ya con ser lunes.

Por hoy, cerramos la persiana de la cabeza, dejamos los problemas para mañana y nos vamos a dormir sin hacer balance de nada.

Lo que no esté resuelto esta noche, probablemente seguirá ahí por la mañana.
Y si no sigue, mira, trabajo que nos ahorramos. 😂

╭────────────── ⋆｡°✩°｡⋆ ──────────────╮

𝓑𝓾𝓮𝓷𝓪𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓬𝓱𝓮𝓼,
𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓼 𝓿𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓼 🌙

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#buenasnoches #lunes #vidacotidiana #humor #reflexiones #descanso #cosasdelavida

Una imagen sobre un fondo negro que muestra un cielo nocturno ilustrado con nubes celestes, estrellas amarillas brillantes y una luna menguante, acompañado por los textos "Buenas" arriba a la izquierda y "Noches" abajo a la derecha en letras blancas de estilo informal.

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6d

In this fast paced cowardly new world heading for 1984...

You take what is offered or you do without 🤔😜

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #SciFi #TheMatrix #Movies
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Morpheus offering Neo Pills meme.
In one hand is Orwell's 1984 in the other Huxley's Brave New World.
Morpheus: Did you just take both pills?

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9d

Being the main character of anything is rarely a good thing but this is especially bad 😂

#Russian #Classic
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Joey from Friends meme.
Relaxed Joey: You're the main character
Stressed Joey: ... of a Russian Classic.

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13d

Have you been to the library lately? 😁

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

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I was feeling hormonal yesterday and crying a little.

My 3 year old daughter: Mama, are you sad?
Me: Yes, baby, but it'll be okay.
Her: Do you want to go to the library? It'll be okay at the library.

We did not have time to go to the library. But to know that my daughter considers that the place where everything gets better makes me so happy.

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5d

I'm not saying all cats are arseholes, but they are a little bit, and that's why we love 'em 😂

#Cat #Cats #Caturday
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a statue with a book and there's a cat sitting on the book.
Caption: Even if you're a statue, there will still be a cat, blocking you from reading...

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6d

Messy situation. #grickledoodle #donuts #roommates #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon showing a plain old‑fashioned donut irritated standing with a broom and dustpan while a powdered donut leaves dust and a sprinkled donut sheds colorful sprinkles and bits across the floor, illustrating the caption that they make horrible roommates. Caption reads "Sprinkles and Powdered Donut had turned out to be horrible roommates for Plain Old-fashioned."

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38d

The good outweighed the bad. #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #monster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Children happily escort a large shaggy bog demon with antlers and a skull-like red face; caption reads "It ate the occasional kitten but the Bog Demon had managed to drown the nastiest teacher in the school so the children loved him for it."

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3d

Okay Mastodon do your thing, I need a version of this for book snobs 😂

Because confusing snobs will never not be fun! 😇😁

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#All #Wine #Tastes #Sour
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a man holding a glass of wine to his ear.
Caption: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move

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3d

Complicated . #grickledoodle #knights #ikea #furniture #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Four medieval knights reluctantly assembling a flat-pack IKEA table in a stone great hall, surrounded by scattered boards, screws and a sword, humorously captioned "The Knights of the IKEA Table."

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1y

I hate both of these things, who knew I'd have so much in common with #JaneAusten 😂

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Recommendation #Bookrecommendation
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Text above what I assume is a painted picture of Jane Austen..

Jane Austen's works are timeless classics because she knew the real
horrors in life are having to listen to men who think they're better than
you and receiving unannounced visitors.

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1y

Remembering that I did a reading of my Fantasy/Attempted Comedy, The Last Philosopher, at the 2025 Eurocon called Archipelacon 2 😁

#Eurocon2025 #Archipelacon2
#Fantasy #Humor #Humour
#High #Science #Comedic
#FantasyBooks

The Last Philosopher: Part One is available here: https://payhip.com/NickEastIndieWriter

A theme of The Last Philosopher made from diffrent pieces of fanart I've recieved of maps and characters.

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1y

I can't say I've done this personally, but I understand the sentiment 😁

#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Drawn image of two old ladies in a cosy room, one climbing a ladder with a stack of books to put in a shelf, the other sitting in a chair built of books reading a book.

Caption: I won't buy any more books until I've read all the ones I've got. I said. Then I laughed and laughed.

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That's why I write #SpeculativeFiction things are always right if I'm making everything up 😜😂
Also, did you know to create a fictional world from scratch you have to start with creating the #Multiverse? At least that's what I've been told... 😅

#FantasyMemes #SciFiMemes #Fantasy #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Opera #Hard #CottageCore #SolarPunk #Comedic #Whatever
#Book #Books #Bookstodon
#BoostingIsSharing

Why researching before writing is so, so important.

Screenshot from book MADERING MILLER: His skin was the color of just-pressed olive.

Picture of just pressed olive that is an alien looking lime green.

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Beneath the leaves. #grickledoodle #hiddenpeople #puzzleagent #horror #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon of a hidden person hiding in a conical pile of autumn leaves with only round eyes showing, beside a bare tree and a rake; caption reads "Autumn incognito."

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2d

If I can't make up my own words what's even the point of writing 😂

#Words #WordWeavers #Shakespeare
#WritingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Geek
#Author #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writers #Writing #WritingCommunity #WritersOfMastodon

Starwars meme where a banker is asking Darth Sidious if it's legal but now it's Shakespeare.

Shakespeare's editors reading his plays: "My lord, is that a word?"
Shakespeare: "I will make it a word!"

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Ebook: https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

The painter of the universe, known as Life, just wanted to fulfill her reason for being, by creating a universe full of beautiful wonders and living things, but her twin brother, Death, exists solely to destroy her work, leading to an intractable argument about whose work should prevail.

@bookstodon
#author #indieauthor #writing #fantasy #fiction #shortstory #life #death #creation #destruction #humor #satire #darkhumor

(Left) The Cover of Emergent Consequences, by Owen Tyme, illustrated by Ryan Johnson.

Life and Death lay asleep in a the grass, the way they lay slightly resembling the yin-yang symbol. The tools of their trades are scattered around them.

Life is a woman with black hair, in a white robe. Behind her are the paint brush and palette she paints the universe with. She's rather short and has rosy cheeks.

Death is a skeleton in a black robe, which appears to be continually disintegrating at the hem line. Behind him lay his scythe and scroll of names.

Between Life and Death is the hourglass that serves as the source of time for the entire universe, an item that's most commonly carried by Death, but which is part of the work of both of them.

The artwork is cartoonish, with some bushes and a tree that has one red piece of fruit dangling from it. The scene is looked upon by the sun, which frowns at everything.

(Right) The background is an image of some green bacteria with the following quote over the top:

"I think I'll call it Ted."

"Ted? You want to name a micro-organism Ted? Are you serious?"

"Yes, Ted."

"Alright, I just thought Bob would fit better."

(Bottom) https://books2read.com/EmergentConsequences

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