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24d

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation, am I doing it right? 😂

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Post by @matchatia
This was the most valuable information I learned at UCLA:

Photo of a presentation:
All Spoken Language has Rules!
fanTAstic -> fan fuckin tastic
Rule: 'fucking can be inserted only before a stressed syllable

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9d

Moon tan. #grickledoodle #vampire #horror #moon #tan #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A lanky vampire lounges on a beach towel under a large full moon while small bat-like creatures perch on driftwood and the shore, giving the nighttime seaside scene a quiet, slightly eerie mood.

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9d

Have you given your books some attention lately? 😁

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Four panel webcomic with a sad book.

1: As a book, I have so much to tell. But nobody ever reads me. No one is interested in my stories...
2: It seems I am not worth the paper I am printed on! I'd be much more useful if I were a pack of tissues.
3-4: A girl comes alomg and picks up the book, and the book is happy.

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8d

Clark Kent should really only clean his glasses in the privacy of his own home. #grickledoodle #superman #clarkkent #superheroes #cartoon #funny #art #humor #drawing

Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading "C. Kent" beneath a bulletin-board poster asking "WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?", jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.

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7d

Statement. #grickledoodle #fashion #penguins #bowtie #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Two penguins on a pebble-strewn shore, one wearing a small bow tie while the other smirks and the caption reads "Nice touch," joking about penguins' natural tuxedo-like plumage.

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7d

Some days you just need to say "fuck it" and go for a walk in the rain with an ungulate.

#deer #Ithink #antlers #ungulate #humor #humour

a young man with a blue umbrella standing on a busy sidewalk in the rain with a deer with antlers

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13d

What's that old saying again, 'Write high, edit drunk?' 😜😂 Then again I've never written a sonnet 😁

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Photo of cannabis and a painting of Shakespear captioned: Forensic analysis found cannabis residue in clay pipes excavated from Shakespeare's garden.

Reply by omeo: ain’t no sober person writing a damn sonnet

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6d

Me like caffeine! #grickledoodle #muppets #coffee #cookiemonster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A shaggy, wide-eyed blue "coffee monster" gleefully drinks from one of many mugs spread across a diner counter, surrounded by coffee pots and cups while a bemused customer watches — a humorous depiction of obsessive caffeine consumption.

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159d

I fear I'm not nice enough to swear to h*ck, but I kind of wish I was that has to count for something 😇😂

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Post by RED

| swear to h*ck, if I have to explain the difference between Science Fiction and Fantasy again, I will literally be so glad to help because learning is awesome and those two genres are my favorite.

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203d

It's almost like publishers don't know the Spice of Life when they see it 😜😂

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Two panel meme of a person being uplifted by an angel.
Panel one: Frank Herbert getting rejected by every credible publisher.
Panel two: A company that specializes in car repair manuals thinking his story about giant worms and space drugs is kinda neat.

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11d

I think this is one reason I like writing fantasy, whatever weirdness I come up with it's always correct 🤔😁

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Post by Victoria Aveyard
all writers should have doctor friends

Writer: Can you get internal bleeding, like coughing up blood, from broken ribs and blunt force trauma to the abdomem
Doctor: Yes
Writer: Excellent

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10d

That's it, that's the story 🤔
No one can tell me Dune isn't realistic 😂

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Post by dunemovie
Explain Dune in one sentence.

Reply by August J. Pollak
In a move so unsurprising there is literally an eons-old galactic prophecy about it, powerful, horny men are unable to peacefully share a planet made of cocaine.

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5d

It is great, most of the time 😂

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Stranger: It must be great to be a fantasy author. You can write whatever you want.
Me, rewriting 1/4 of my narrative because my characters live too far apart: Yeah, Great.

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5d

Follow your passion. #grickledoodle #spiderman #DocOck #octupus #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Doctor Octopus who genuinely loves octopuses crouches on a rocky shore as several pink octopuses cling to him and his long mechanical suit arms; caption reads: "It really wasn't about the suit, or Spider-man, or any of it. He just legit loved octopuses. And they loved him."

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5d

love knows no boundaries
#catsofmastodon #cats #Humor #caturday

Picture of a doberman
'I attack on my owner's demand'

Picture of a German shepherd
'I attack if my owner is threatened'

Picture of a cat
'I attack my owner'

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4d

If the Dark Lord can make time for his hobbies then so can you 😁

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Post by Ecuadorable

It's sweet how Sauron wants to rule all creatures and bring darkness to all
Middle Earth but he also takes some time out of his wretched schedule to
write a little poem and engrave it in home-made jewelry.

We all need a hobby is what I'm saying.

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4d

Morning time. #grickledoodle #weird #eggs #breakfast #face #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Man at a breakfast table with two eggs for eyes and a bacon mouth stares at a plate with two sunny-side-up eggs and bacon; he awkwardly says, "Ha ha. Weird."

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10d

So, I created a fun graphic for sale at my Patreon.

#art #graphic #fun #humor #patreon

https://www.patreon.com/fiberwoman15/posts/my-cookings-so-i-168225320

This is a promo card for a product on Patreon. It shows pink letters on a background of blue flames. In the foreground, words in white text read “My cooking’s so bad…I burn water!” Below that, white text reads Heidi Reyes and the link to the graphic design on Patreon.

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4d

I'm taking suggestions for books with sarcastic piece of trash characters 😁

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me: this character is a sarcastic
little nasty piece of trash

friend: so you hate him?

me: no that’s my favorite character

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1y

I wish I had public library energy 😁

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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is *all* the knowledge, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

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3d

Limited time. #grickledoodle #frogs #pond #boat #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Four jubilant frogs in a handmade motorboat cheering as a turtle swims nearby; caption reads, "The frogs had managed to build a boat and motor entirely from scratch, but thankfully for the rest of the pond they only had about a week's worth of gas."

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3d

Is it just me or should it be make HAPPY head voice louder? 🤔😂

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Meme photo of a caricature reading.
Caption: Stare shapes on dead tree make sad head voice louder.

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2d

Superb, in fact. #grickledoodle #chameleon #camouflage #lizard #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Chameleon perched on a branch sports a matching mustache and haircut to a nearby man, humorously implying it has learned to mimic him. Caption reads "The chameleon had gotten quite good."

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2d

I have this on a t-shirt, that's where my sweet style comes from 😜😂

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Photo of Moss from The IT Crowd TV show.
Caption: "I like being weird. Weird's all I've got. That and my sweet style."

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1d

Another sneak peak wednesday, this time the opening quote of chapter ten of The Last Philosopher: Part Two

Let me know what you think about the Gods' dice habit 🤔😁

1€ ebook of Part One found here: https://books2read.com/b/m0pJYA

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In the dark

“The Gods’ only talent is playing dice with the universe. But even then they have to load the dice.”

~The first philosopher

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