humor

1y

Moose on a snowy road with snow covered trees. Licking a car. “ Canadian Car Wash”. FYI please do not stop and let a moose lick the salt off your car. It puts them in danger. Thanks
#Humor #moose #WildLife

Mood on a snowy road with snow covered trees. Licking a car. “ Canadian Car Wash”

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24d

I AM ready for words (b*tch)! So I'm taking suggestions for book book books 😂

@bookstodon @scifi @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#SciFiMemes #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Message by Lord Penis:
Two pictures of Dune by Frank Herbert and a message saying, You assholes didn’t tell me this is like a book book
Reply by your fantasy dad;
hope you like words bitch

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23d

If I believed in a heaven it might be an empty library 😁
Which of course means the hum of old monitors is the choir of angels 😂

@libraries @librarians @bookbubble @bookstodon @humour

#Library #LibraryMemes #Memes #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour
#Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Picture of a humble, little library with small bookcases and a couple of old computers.
Caption: Where the smell of library books mingled with the hum of old monitors.

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24d

Absolutely crushing those #caturday goals!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat crushing a box that has another cat in it -- the latter lying back with its mouth open as if in agony

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15d

Just when you thought corvids couldn't get any cooler.

#crow #corvid #humor #humour #cool

A crow wearing a pair of sunglasses

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15d

There nothing quite like stale russian despair... 😂

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @bookbubble @humour @reading

#Book #Books #BookMemes #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Novel #Novels #Bookshelf
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing
#Repost #From #Old #Account

Post by Existential Comics

British novel: let's go to a party and find a wife.
German novel: let's go to the wilderness and find ourselves.
Russian novel: let's go to the depths ofdespair and then find out there is an even deeper level of despair we didn't know about and go there.

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16d

What do you mean OR? 🤔
I can broil in existential dread and plot a fantasy series at the same time. 😂 Luckily I don't make mistakes, at least not any I'm willing to admit too 😜

@bookstodon @fantasybookstodon @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#FantasySeries #VS #ExistentialDread
#FantasyMemes #Fantasy #Memes #Humor #Humour
#Low #High #Epic #Science #Comedic
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by C.G. Drews

Apparently some people go to bed and just...sleep???
They don't plot a 7-book epic fantasy series or softly broil in existential dread or replay every mistake they ever made???
And then they wake up [checks notes] REFRESHED? | just. It sounds a bit fake.

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162d

Meanwhile, in the CCP's China...

Just Some Guys Singing a Song

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol

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10d

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal" -Philip J. Fry 😂

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#Futurama #Quote
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove

Post by Jonathan Edward Durham

I’m not a book hoarder. I’m prepping for the possibility that one day I might have 173 years to do nothing but read.

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14d

NUEVO VÍDEO!

Nos vamos al lejano Oeste, bueno, a Almería.

https://youtu.be/Xxj6_9w4nN8

#FortBravo #youtuber #youTube #humor #Almería #desierto #lejanoOeste #western

Dunkel y Rena vestidas de vaqueras. Rena mira sonriente a Dunkel mientras ésta, montada a caballo, sonríe con confianza.

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10d

Instant #caturday karma.

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

[description: an orange cat and a grey cat fighting -- the orange seems like the aggressor, and above the grey. It then falls off the couch.]

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1y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help

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9d

The only question is would I rahter be this book club's bouncer or the book club's owner? Or is it like a fight club scenario where I'm both! 🤔😂

@reading @bookstodon @bookbubble @humour

#The #First #Rule #Of #Bookclub #Is #TheBook #IsAlways #Better
#ReadingMemes #Memes #ReadAllTheBooks #Humor #Humour
#Reading #Readers #ReadersOfMastodon #ReadingCommunity
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels #Fiction
#Bookwyrm #Bookworm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Caption: Book Club Bouncer
A drawing of a living room where a number of people are drinking wine and a lady is being led out by a man dressed all in black and wearing sunglasses.
The owner of the club is saying, "Anyone else think the movie was better?"

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8d

Don't let anyone convince you that what you're looking for can't be found.

Tracking Bigfoot art print -- https://2-steve-henderson.pixels.com/featured/tracking-bigfoot-steve-henderson.html?product=art-print

#art #artwork #mastoart #fediart #buyintoart #ayearforart #bigfoot #sasquatch #forest #woods #cabin #trees #journey #path #nature #discover #humor #artist #painting #explore

Art print of an original oil painting depicting a couple in the woods, looking down at large tracks, with Bigfoot striding on the path behind them.

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1y

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour

Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot.
Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books
Update!
Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.

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1y

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants

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16h

#memes #humor #piadas #kkkk

correlação entre o tamanho da tela e sua importância na firma

meme: um gráfico traça a seguinte correlação
escravo corporativo - dois monitores
gestão média - um monitor
alta gestão - laptop
executivo - tablet
ceo - celular

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1y

Yay, it's another melodic #caturday [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

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1y

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

An exchange between dgar and Paul-Gabriel Wiener.

Dgar:
Origami business is in creasing.

Paul-Gabriel Wiener:
Really? I heard a lot of places
were folding.

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1y

#humor #humour #funny #cartoon #tugboats #socialmedia #reading #toots

Cartoon:
Two vintage tugboats in a harbour. One is holding a phone and saying, "I always enjoy reading your toots."

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1y

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is peeking out from a shopping bag that features a man’s chiseled abs.

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1y

nothing's wrong, just great personalities
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Four photos of four dogs of various breeds in front of the front door of a house. Every dog is in different pose, some with their tongue out or the head up.
Headline
'Trying to take a nice group picture of your friends'.

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1y

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails

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1y

Another meditative #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

orange cat half asleep next to a statue of buddha, both are surrounded by bamboo plants

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96d

En medio de la vorágine del no E3... NUEVO VÍDEO EN EL CANAL

Nuestro paso por #Guadalindie25: más juegos para la lista de deseados y ENTREVISTAS con los devs!!!!

⏩ https://youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #indie #humor

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