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1y

Moose on a snowy road with snow covered trees. Licking a car. “ Canadian Car Wash”. FYI please do not stop and let a moose lick the salt off your car. It puts them in danger. Thanks
#Humor #moose #WildLife

Mood on a snowy road with snow covered trees. Licking a car. “ Canadian Car Wash”

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17h

I AM ready for words (b*tch)! So I'm taking suggestions for book book books 😂

@bookstodon @scifi @speculativefictioncomedy @bookbubble @humour

#SciFiMemes #SciFi #Memes #Humor #Humour
#GiveMeAllYouveGot
#Book #Books #Novel #Novels
#Mastobooks #BooksofMastodon #Bookstodon #Bookworm #Bookwyrm #Bookstodon #BookLove #BoostingIsSharing

Message by Lord Penis:
Two pictures of Dune by Frank Herbert and a message saying, You assholes didn’t tell me this is like a book book
Reply by your fantasy dad;
hope you like words bitch

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10h

Absolutely crushing those #caturday goals!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat crushing a box that has another cat in it -- the latter lying back with its mouth open as if in agony

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138d

Meanwhile, in the CCP's China...

Just Some Guys Singing a Song

#meme #memes #funny #laugh #humor #lol

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1y

There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.

#caturday #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two cats waiting to come inside: a white one with a look of pure murder on its face and a grey fluffy tabbyy who looks like he's forgotten his car keys and needs your help

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1y

I mean, would it kill you to let Cathy tell you about her ferrets?

#library #libraries #reader #readers #books #book #writingcommunity #ferrets #humor #humour

Three signs -- one says Library Book Return and is on a book drop return slot.
Drop box is broken! Please visit Cathy inside to return books
Update!
Drop box is NOT BROKEN! Cathy is just super lonely and wants to talk to you about her nine ferrets.

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1y

I hope there's a great crop of #caturday posts today!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a cat's head sticking out of a line of plants growing through ground covering material that protects the plants

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1y

Yay, it's another melodic #caturday [sound on]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour #piano

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1y

This is why I love mastodon and stay here. @dgar keeps me smiling, and encourages the best from people
#Humor #puns

An exchange between dgar and Paul-Gabriel Wiener.

Dgar:
Origami business is in creasing.

Paul-Gabriel Wiener:
Really? I heard a lot of places
were folding.

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1y

#humor #humour #funny #cartoon #tugboats #socialmedia #reading #toots

Cartoon:
Two vintage tugboats in a harbour. One is holding a phone and saying, "I always enjoy reading your toots."

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1y

When your cat is obsessed with abs day and comes home ripped.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats

A cat is peeking out from a shopping bag that features a man’s chiseled abs.

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1y

nothing's wrong, just great personalities
#dogsofmastodon #dogs #Humor

Four photos of four dogs of various breeds in front of the front door of a house. Every dog is in different pose, some with their tongue out or the head up.
Headline
'Trying to take a nice group picture of your friends'.

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1y

Anarchy in the UK

#humor #humour #animals #animal #weird #signs

Pelican sitting on a rail, with the ocean behind, on top of a sign that says: No sitting or standing on rails

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1y

Another meditative #caturday

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour

orange cat half asleep next to a statue of buddha, both are surrounded by bamboo plants

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72d

En medio de la vorágine del no E3... NUEVO VÍDEO EN EL CANAL

Nuestro paso por #Guadalindie25: más juegos para la lista de deseados y ENTREVISTAS con los devs!!!!

⏩ https://youtu.be/mlN8jToeCxM

#youtube #youtuber #videojuegos #indie #humor

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1y

#cartoon #humor #humour #wry #funny #EU #FarRight #shift

A cartoon picturing the difficulties for airlines when landing in an EU mass that has physically shifted to the right.

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1y

Khajiit has special #caturday quest for you, adventurer!

#cat #cats #catstodon #CatsOfMastodon #humor #humour #skyrim #oblivion #ElderScrolls

sphinx cat standing on hind legs and looking out from behind the door of a shed, looking mysterious and slightly hominid

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1y

读过 I Am America 🌕🌕🌑🌑🌑
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。

#humor #politics #sarcasm

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1y

读过 I Am America
https://neodb.social/book/1wkSjMvxRxmZxh8a7mlZ5k
这本书里 Stephen Colbert 这名伪共和党人给大家普及一下共和党基本盘的基本素质，也没什么（😛），就是一些厌女恐同仇外自大拥护父权好战的集大成者，本以为会很好笑的，但听他读出来整本书都是这种讽刺，而当我认识到美国确实有很多人一辈子坚定地信仰着这套我就笑不出来了，我还是喜欢听 Jon Steward 正面硬刚脱掉他们的遮羞布，Jon Steward 也助声演了，那段没认真听，考虑重新听听那段。
#humor #politics #sarcasm