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10d

哈哈美顏真的有差喔

#funny

1y

Thank you for this day. 🌇

Did anyone else put Bugles at the end of their fingertips and pretend they were witches, or is it just me?

Edited to include the artist’s website:

https://www.carriefischer.art/

 #tyftd #ThankYouForThisDay #goodMorning #gratitude #ritual #thankYou #goodVibes #GoodMorningPhoto #Chicago #art #funny #DailyPhoto #POTD #PhotoOfTheDay #artist #sculpture

A sculpture of a monumentally large hand appearing to emerge from underground as it grasps a dead tree trunk. Someone has affixed a neon orange construction cone to its middle finger.

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143d

I talk a lot of shit for someone who couldn’t even be bothered to get up

#comic #webcomic #funny

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10d

Galbor and Death played a game of chicken. Galbor blinked.

#comic #webcomic #funny

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11d

Gunning for Zilla. #grickledoodle #guns #kaiju #kingkong #godzilla #monsters #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of Godzilla and King Kong shooting at each other with guns in a city. Caption reads "It was not the fight the city had been expecting."

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1y

Pass. #grickledoodle #vikings #clown #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror

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1y

The duck side of the moon. #grickledoodle #duck #moon #space #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of an astronaut collecting a sample on the moon and seeing a stern looking duck watching him from behind an rock outcropping. The caption underneath reads "The duck side of the moon."

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9d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Just another day in the ocean...

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#funny #crab #jellyfish #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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7d

Dramatic. #grickledoodle #batman #robin #batmobile #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of Batman pointing at a mobile and yelling at Robin eating a sandwich at a kitchen table. Caption reads "Quickly, Robin! To the Bat Mobile!!!"

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7d

Oh that bear friggin OWNED that kid in the marketplace of ideas

#comic #webcomic #funny #darkhumor

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7d

As a retired teacher, I can tell you that this is an automatic A.

#Humor #Funny #Education

It’s a child’s word problem: Jane has 12 crayons and Kim has 7 crayons. How many more crayons does Susan have than Kim? The student’s answer is: Who is Susan?

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1y

Their only hope. #grickledoodle #starwars #thering #horror #scifi #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of Luke Skywalker watching R2D2 play a holographic recording of the girl from The Ring as C3PO is panicking and saying "Oh my GOD! Turn it off R2! Turn it OFF!"

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1y

Play what you know. #grickledoodle #horror #chopsticks #music #vampires #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a vampire seated at an elaborate pipe organ talking to another vampire holding a drink. The caption underneath is "I really only know 'chopsticks' I'm embarrassed to say. But it's a very spooky 'chopsticks' in my opinion."

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1y

Feel the breeze this summer. #grickledoodle #kermit #grover #muppets #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #summer #boating

A cartoon illustration of Grover and Kermit riding in a speed boat and Kermit is letting his arms flap in the breeze. A caption underneath reads "On the hottest days Grover would open it up and Kermit would just let the wind take his arms."

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1y

Wishing. #funny #comics #webcomics

[A person sees two people in the distance holding hands and licking a single ice cream cone they are sharing.]

Person: Aww, look at them. I wish that was me.

[A tiny fairy appears]

Fairy: Your wish is my command!

[Now the person is happily having their face licked by the two people instead of the ice cream cone.]

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6d

Habits. #grickledoodle #habits #hoarding #collection #cartoon #lizard #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a lizard holding an old shed skin on a hanger looking at his attic which is full of other old skins hanging on racks. Caption reads "He didn't really have a good reason for doing it but he'd been saving his old skins for years."

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1y

Screech! #funny #comics #webcomics

When I make a mistake.
[The car I’m driving comes to a screeching halt at a stop sign at a four-way intersection.]
Me: Whoop, sorry! There was a tree branch blocking the stop sign until the last moment and then I had an eyelash poke me in the eye while I was trying to wave away a bee that flew into the car. What a crazy chain of events!

When someone else makes a mistake.
[Someone else comes to a screeching halt at a stop sign at a four-way intersection.]
Other person: Whoops sorry!
Me: What an idiot! they should have their license revoked! Driving around like they own the place with no consideration for other drivers!

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1y

Buffet. #grickledoodle #food #dining #vampire #horror #art #city #cartoon #drawing #ink #funny

A cartoon illustration of a smiling sweaty vampire on crowded sidewalk surrounded by a lot of people. The caption underneath reads "The city provided endless dining options."

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6d

#Humor #Funny

Billboard about preventive medical care: This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness. Below this message someone has spray painted: NO WE WON’T

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6d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Oh hai...

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cat #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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1y

Fight mouse. #grickledoodle #cats #mouse #taekwondo #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A cartoon illustration of a mouse using Tae Kwon Do to physically beat up a whole bunch of cats. The caption underneath reads " The cats hadn't counted on him knowing any Tae Kwon Do."

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5d

Practice. #grickledoodle #ghost #painting #practice #cartoon #horror #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a ghost painting a portrait of another ghost in a room filled with ghost paintings. Caption reads "Over the centuries he'd been getting better."

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183d

Whoops. #grickledoodle #pets #popsicles #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of three pets (2 cats and a pug) eating popsicles while their owner is looking into a freezer in the other room and talking. Caption reads "Hey! I thought we were rationing the popsicles?"

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1y

Incognito. #grickledoodle #parrot #pirate #hidden #incognito #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a man-sized parrot dressed as a pirate holding a pirate captain mask listening to a parrot-sized man with a pirate captain's hat dressed as a parrot holding a parrot mask inside the captain's quarters of a ship. A crew member peeks in on the scene. The caption below reads "I really think the crew is beginning to suspect something."

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3d

A particular genre. #grickledoodle #library #books #horror #haunted #ghost #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

A cartoon illustration of a man and a woman walking their dog stopped at a free library stand in front of a house haunted by a little ghost in the doorway. The man is speaking. Caption reads "Weird. They're all horror books."

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