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3d

Complicated . #grickledoodle #knights #ikea #furniture #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Four medieval knights reluctantly assembling a flat-pack IKEA table in a stone great hall, surrounded by scattered boards, screws and a sword, humorously captioned "The Knights of the IKEA Table."

3d

Okay Mastodon do your thing, I need a version of this for book snobs 😂

Because confusing snobs will never not be fun! 😇😁

@reading @joinin @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#All #Wine #Tastes #Sour
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a man holding a glass of wine to his ear.
Caption: If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move

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37d

He moisturizes.

#comic #webcomic #funny #galbor

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6d

I have Nut Allergy and I'm not even a woman 😂

#QI #BBC #Funny #Music #Loops #Video #fyp #NotOC #SandyToksvig

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3d

I had way too much fun with this!

Disclaimer: I don’t know shit about Swedish.

#art #artist #mastoart #birds #birdsOfMastodon #DigitalArt #Ikea #Procreate #funny

Digital illustration of a chill swan in an ikea-like bag, the word « honk » is written repeatedly on the straps. It is on a yellow background and framed with blue. In the blue are written the words: « BYRDKÖNTAIN. Handle with care. For a hönking good time. » the whole illustration is made out of 4 colors: ikea blue, ikea yellow, a slightly darker blue, and white.

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35d

Beneath the leaves. #grickledoodle #hiddenpeople #puzzleagent #horror #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon of a hidden person hiding in a conical pile of autumn leaves with only round eyes showing, beside a bare tree and a rake; caption reads "Autumn incognito."

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10d

An extra special Gratitoot for my birthday! 😊

For those who haven't seen Dr Alice Violett has written a very good review of my story The Last Philosopher.

And I think you should check out her blog even if you have no interest in my story 😁

https://www.draliceviolett.com/the-last-philosopher-part-1-and-2-by-nick-east/

#Mastodon #Gratitude #Celebration #Indie
#Reading #Readers
#Fiction #Fantasy #Comedy #SFF #Funny #Satire
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
#Review #Bookreview #Books

In The Last Philosopher Part 1 and 2, by Nick East, we're introduced to the planet of Huom: home to long-lived sorcerers, imprisoned philosophers, ingenious “Knomes”, ordinary folk with varying proportions of human-ness, and all manner of other mix-and-match beings.

Planetside, there are three storylines we follow: sorcerer Philrsep) fer
Lyeasrakardsul, headmaster of the school of Dalcimir in the city of Pentakl, has recently been plagued by dreams of darkness and is on the brink of betraying his principles and asking the Knomes for help; philosopher Herschel is on the run after escaping the not-particularly-secure desert prison of Zig-Zig; and Earl Westman, marshal of the town of Stagna, is preparing to catch a notorious chicken thief (and alleged pervert) and bring him to justice.

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2d

A frightening addition. #grickledoodle #vampire #school #children #math #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Teacher at a chalkboard writes 3 + while startled vampire children recoil, frightened that the plus sign resembles a cross; caption reads: Math was a particularly hard subject for the vampire children.

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33d

Not the crossover we deserve but the crossover we need 😂

@tvshow @comicbooks
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks #TV #Movies #Letterkenny #JayAndSilentBob

Photo of the guys from Letterkenny and Jay and Silent-Bob.

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5d

#caturday #funny #humour

A fluffy cat with a striped coat is lying on a bed, accompanied by humorous text about its financial success at the age of three, claiming to have a house, two passive incomes, a personal chef, and a driver.

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162d

Metal-tap is one of those combinations you didn't know you needed unil you see it 😁

#Music #Metal #Metallica #Tap #Funny #Interesting #NotOC

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1d

Well, they do say that consistency is the key 🤔 But I'm not sure to what 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #TV #Movies #StarWars

Two Star Wars troopers talking to each other.
Trooper 1: They say you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Trooper 2: You miss 100% of the shots you do take.

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14h

Titles are dumb, that's why executives love them! 😂

#Funny #Standup #StandUpComedy #Titles #Loops #Video #fyp #NotOC

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4h

I'm Finnish we're legally not allowed to show emotion unless someone has died, and even then we don't want to overdo it 😜😂

What's something weird your culture does that you don't think about? 🤔

@reading @bookstodon @books @humor @humor@fedigroups.social @aiop @joinin

#BookMemes #Meme #ReadingMemes
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks
#Humor #Humour #Funny #Comedy #Geek

Photo of Blibo from The Hobbit movie running to catch up with the Dwarves.
Caption:
How I act when I get a new book: I'm going on an adventure!

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220d

Fry: "Um... yeah, that ring's a bell."

I love the writing of the early seasons of Futurama so much 😜😂

@galacticwriters @writers @worldbuilding
@keepwriting @humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#WritingMemes #Meme #Memes #Humor #Humour
#TV #Show #TVShows
#Comedy #Humor #Humour #Satire #Funny
#Recommendation #WatchItNow
#Author #Authors #IndieAuthor #Indie #Writerdons #Writers #Writer #Writing #WritingCommunity #Writinglife #WritersOfMastodon

Two panels from the show Futurama:

Girl: "You're from the 20th century? That's incredible. I'm from the 21st century. Remember when those billionaires enslaved humanity?"
Fry: "Um.. yeah, that rings a bell."

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30d

Family fun! #grickledoodle #babadook #horror #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Creepy Victorian-style family portrait of four wide-grinned Dook creatures—tall top-hatted father, feathered mother seated, small fuzzy child, and a grinning spotted dog—posed in a dim parlor as a playful parody; caption reads "Meet the Dooks. Mamadook, Papadook, Babadook, and Spottydook.

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29d

Rolling in it. #grickledoodle #october #witch #horror #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A girl dressed as a witch with a boy dressed as a devil gleefully lounging in a roadside ditch filled with autumn leaves as a dog watches from the grass; caption reads "The Season of the Ditch."

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28d

No fun. Get the CARD! https://gricklemart.com/vampire-dead-party-greeting-card/ #grickledoodle #halloween #october #vampire #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon vampire perched on a couch surrounded by unconscious partygoers with bite marks strewn across a living room, illustrating the caption: "Once again, he had completely sucked the life out of the party."

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28d

Is healthcare the greatest superpower? 🤔😁

@comicbooks
@worldbuilding
@humor @humor@lemmy.world @aiop

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #Comics #ComicBooks #Movies #Wolverine #Health #Healthcare

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You can tell that Wolverine is a Canadian character written by an American because his super power is healthcare.

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30d

Might shouldn't make right, but...
Might may make Mould?
Checkmate linguists 😜😂

#LinguisticMemes #Meme #Linguistics
#Language #Words #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

*PAST TENSE*
Can - Could
Will - Would
May - ???
Might or Mould

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26d

Yikes! #grickledoodle #halloween #october #horror #monster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A Halloween creature—the child-eating "Vanderbeast"—camouflaged as a jack-o'-lantern and leaf pile beneath a bare tree amid graveyard props, waits hunched as an unsuspecting schoolchild in a blue hood walks past.

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25d

Now that I'm technically an adult and don't have school assignments, I only read leisurely 😁

#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

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me : *reading a book*
me : *realising i have school and lots of assignments that have to be done*
me : *read book nervously*

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