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44d

Warning. #grickledoodle #skippingrocks #rock #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A pebble-covered humanoid made of stones angrily confronts two boys on a stony beach as one skips pebbles, saying, “You best stop skipping my babies right NOW,” a visual pun treating skipped stones as the creature’s offspring.

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34d

Ho hum. #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #demon #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Man casually reaching into a kitchen cupboard to grab a mug while an otherworldly, wide-eyed demon head with a lolling tongue howls from inside and he calmly ignores it. Caption reads "After awhile Greg had learned to just ignore the howling demon head from another dimension in his cupboard."

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21d

Well, it seems the 'Yes' vote for an audiobook version won by a slight margin 😁

Which I completely understand, I wouldn't want to listen to me either 😂

Question, would anyone be interested in an Audiobook version of The Last Philosopher read by me? 😁

I'm trying to decide what to work on next...

#Audio #Audiobook #Audiobooks #Indie #IndieAuthor #IndieFantasy
#Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Options: (choose one)

48% Yes
37% No
4% Mind your own business ya nosy gobshite...
11% Other in comments

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43d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

Such a good helper!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #cow #funny #joyousjoyness #cute #repost

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9d

BFFs keepin' in touch 😁

#Dog #DogsOfLoops #Dogs #Funny #Loops #Video #fyp #Animals #NotOC

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43d

If you think you can beat nature at the game of horror, you're gonna have a bad time! 😂

#ResidentEvil #Bees
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny

Photo captioned: "This beehive that replaced a statue's head"
Reply by Saira: what in the resident evil is this

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9d

Tuesday time. #grickledoodle #tuesday #comfort #pets #dogs #cats #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Pencil sketch of a man sleeping on his side spooning a curled pink cat at his front while a dog rests draped over his back, with the caption "Spoons."

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9d

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨

So cute!

Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day!

#happy #Llama #funny #cute #joyousjoyness #repost

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42d

I mean, Hebden Bridge does sound a lot more fun... 😂

#Filth #Erotica
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Photo of a little book house on which someone has put an angry note reading: WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THE CESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE!

Captioned: I don’t know about you, but I'm off to Hebden Bridge!

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36d

Dreaming doggy-daycare 😁

#fyp #Funny #Video #Loops #NotOC #Dog #Dogs #DogsOfLoops

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37d

All hail Gandalf The Green 😜😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Fantasy #Movies #Lotr
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Three screenshots from the Lord of the Rings movies
Frodo: Here Gandalf, you take the ring
Gandalf: Fuck it, why not?
Later: Its a dark time. Hobbits rule Middle-Earth. The kingdoms of man are forced to work in vast pipewseed farms. The Elves research day and night to increase the potency of the plant. Dark Lord Gandalf has not been even remotely sober in over 1000 years.

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35d

This may be the most human power of all 😂 Does that mean we're the villians? 🤔😜

#WTF #Conspiracy
#SuperPower #SuperVillian
#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Comics #ComicBooks
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity

Comic of a dressed up man talking to a woman on a bench: "My superpower is turning anything I don't understand into a conspiracy theory."

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42d

Once again. #grickledoodle #october #halloween #autumn #witch #spooky #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #horror #humor

Startled hiker and dog encounter a personified October emerging from bare woods — a small green-faced witch with a broom flanked by jack-o'-lantern figures and a ghost; caption reads, "They were shocked to have met October coming out of the woods already."

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7d

*Waves book aggressively*
How is this so hard to understand! 😜😂

#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

'You don't mind waiting in the
car?’

'I have a book'

'You won't get bored'

‘I have a book'

‘I might be an hour!'

*Waves book*

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7d

Listen. #grickledoodle #bear #pun #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

A large bear leans toward a nervous boy standing by a stream in a forest, delivering the punny caption "Bear with me."

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40d

After Data, Chief O'Brien, Union Man, might be my favourite Star Trek character 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#StarTrek #SciFi #TV #Movies

Two photo meme of Quark and Cheif O'Brien.
Quark: I suppose your capitalists are less sly than ours
O'Brien: Our capitalists are dead. Ancient humans workers slew them centuries ago. They were more trouble than they were worth.

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41d

Cruel and unusual punishment 😂

#fyp #Funny #Video #Loops #NotOC #Dog #Dogs #DogsOfLoops

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39d

Memento. #grickledoodle #horror #mother #october #halloween #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Young girl sits on a bed in a spare, old-fashioned bedroom, solemnly cradling the long-haired head of her mother. Caption reads "It was all she had left of Mother's things."

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11d

I know #Romantasy is a big thing right now, but how are things going with #RoSciFi 🤔😁

In an alternate universe they're making this kind of #Spicy 😂

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#SciFi #Alternate #Universe
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #BookMemes #Books

Cover with an android doing the Marily Monroe over a vent pose in a yellow dress.
Title: Do Androids Drema of Electric Dicks?
A new novel by Philip K. Sheep

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6d

In this fast paced cowardly new world heading for 1984...

You take what is offered or you do without 🤔😜

#GeekMemes #Geek #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #SciFi #TheMatrix #Movies
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Morpheus offering Neo Pills meme.
In one hand is Orwell's 1984 in the other Huxley's Brave New World.
Morpheus: Did you just take both pills?

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9d

Being the main character of anything is rarely a good thing but this is especially bad 😂

#Russian #Classic
#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek
#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading
#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

Joey from Friends meme.
Relaxed Joey: You're the main character
Stressed Joey: ... of a Russian Classic.

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12d

Have you been to the library lately? 😁

#Library #LibraryMemes #Meme #Libraries #Librarians #Humor #Humour #Funny
#Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

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I was feeling hormonal yesterday and crying a little.

My 3 year old daughter: Mama, are you sad?
Me: Yes, baby, but it'll be okay.
Her: Do you want to go to the library? It'll be okay at the library.

We did not have time to go to the library. But to know that my daughter considers that the place where everything gets better makes me so happy.

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5d

I'm not saying all cats are arseholes, but they are a little bit, and that's why we love 'em 😂

#Cat #Cats #Caturday
#BookMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny
#ReadingMemes #Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity
#Litterature #Novel #Bookshelf
#Books #Bookstodon #FantasyBooks

Photo of a statue with a book and there's a cat sitting on the book.
Caption: Even if you're a statue, there will still be a cat, blocking you from reading...

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6d

Messy situation. #grickledoodle #donuts #roommates #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Cartoon showing a plain old‑fashioned donut irritated standing with a broom and dustpan while a powdered donut leaves dust and a sprinkled donut sheds colorful sprinkles and bits across the floor, illustrating the caption that they make horrible roommates. Caption reads "Sprinkles and Powdered Donut had turned out to be horrible roommates for Plain Old-fashioned."

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38d

The good outweighed the bad. #grickledoodle #horror #halloween #october #monster #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

Children happily escort a large shaggy bog demon with antlers and a skull-like red face; caption reads "It ate the occasional kitten but the Bog Demon had managed to drown the nastiest teacher in the school so the children loved him for it."

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