The knight hugged the cliffside. Ice coated his sword and shield.
"I equipped my best fire protection gear!" he wailed.
"Well, that was silly," the dragon replied. "I breathe ice."
"But your scales are red!"
"What has color to do with it?"
"Dragons are color coded! Red means fire! That way, I know how to prepare for battle!"
"And why," asked the dragon, "would we make things easy for you?"