<p>He slams a stack of papers on the table. "Boss, the Tigers are at it again. Meany is destroying this neighborhood."</p><p>The boss shook his head, "I know, but what are we gonna do."</p><p>"We've got to call him."</p><p>"He's retired! Leave him be, this is no longer his fight."</p><p>"What choice do we have? The Tigers run everything, we need someone from the outside with a fresh set of eyes."</p><p>The boss shakes his head and agrees. He picks up the phone and dials out. </p><p>"Get Encyclopedia Brown on the horn. And make it fast!"</p><p><a href="/tags/random/" rel="tag">#Random</a> <a href="/tags/microfiction/" rel="tag">#MicroFiction</a> <a href="/tags/encyclopediabrown/" rel="tag">#EncyclopediaBrown</a> <a href="/tags/joke/" rel="tag">#Joke</a></p>
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