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221d

#Doonesbury - #Trump: “Why can’t I normalize ‘dictator’?”

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/02/11

Caddy, to Trump, on golf course: Sir, as we close in on the GOP convention, you’ve got to stop promising to be a “dictator”…

Trump: Why? i strongly normalized “lying” and “rape” and “violence” and “coup”! Why can’t i normalize “dictator”?

Caddy: Because it’s a slur, sir. When Biden called Xi a dictator, it caused a diplomatic incident. Dictators hold power illegitimately, so it was deeply insulting.

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214d

#Doonesbury: “This is #Florida. Isn’t it against the law to teach us the full story?”

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/02/18

Teacher: Unlike their neighbors, these men ACCEPTED Lincoln’s free & fair election. They fought to preserve democracy!

Student 1: Whoa. The Never-Trumpers of their day.

Student 2: Mrs. Johnson, this is Florida. Isn’t it against the law to teach us the full story?

Teacher: Sadly, yes.

Student 2: Aren’t you worried, ma’am? What if someone turns you in?

Teacher: Well, my husband’s waiting outside in our truck.

Students: Go NOW, ma’am! Before it’s too late! Take I-95 north! Route 1’s a mess! Text us when you make the border, okay?

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200d

#Doonesbury: “Daddy, why doesn’t #Trump ever go to church?”

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/03/03

Daughter in back seat of car: Daddy, why doesn’t Trump ever go to church?

Dad, driving: He doesn’t need to, sweetheart—he was sent by god.

Son in back seat: But why would god send someone so selfish & mean?

Daughter: & who lies & cheats! Stuff we get punished for!

Mom in front seat: No one’s perfect, kiddos. God sent us a flawed messenger to remind us of our own sins.

Son: But then what’s the difference between Trump & someone Satan would send?

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165d

#Doonesbury outdid itself.

#Trump: “I’m being persecuted the same way Jesus was in terms of horrible things being done to a big star.” #comics

Entire strip here:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/07

Trump at “The Last Dinner Party”: It’s INCREDIBLE, okay? no one can BELIEVE how unbelievable it is! I’m suffering SO powerfully now, SO strongly that men, big burly men, ask me with tears in their eyes, ‘Sir, why do you DO it?’ Well, I do it for YOU, okay? I’m being persecuted the same way Jesus was in terms of horrible things being done to a big star! When you think about it, it’l like you’re the 12 Corinthians at the Last Dinner Party…”

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158d

#Doonesbury: #Trump: “NOone knows more about dimension than me!”

Just… go. Now. You’re welcome. #comics

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/14

Doonesbury comic tackles Trump’s dementia. Sample:

Trump: For starters, it’s easy to hide, okay? When I say something “wrong”—which I do on purpose, by the way—I just bail and say, “have you heard this?” — which buys me time to reload the word.

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144d

#Doonesbury: “Ask yourself: If Trump were your grandfather, would you seek care for him, or would you seek to make him the leader of the free world?”

Just… go. #comics

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/04/28

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130d

Just…. Go.

#Trump #Doonesbury #comics

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/12

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116d

Go:

#Doonesbury #Comics #RFKJr

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/05/26

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95d

#Doonesbury does it again. #comics #Trump

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/06/16

Talk show radio host on a call. Caller:

Well, part of FEMA’s mission is to prepare for and mitigate against man-made disasters. In the event that Trump loses the election, we need to be ready to set up reality re-entry camps. We’re concerned that millions of MAGA survivors will be wandering the country—unmoored, confused, and unable to make sense of post-cult life. We’ll be offering reprogramming services, slowly re-exposing them to actual facts, but doing so as humanely as possible. these folks have been through a lot.

Host: So what happens to the camps if Trump wins?

Caller: They’ll be used for immigrants. Don’t get me started.

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88d

Just… go.

You’re welcome.

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/06/23

#Doonesbury #comics #Trump #Cannon

Trump is in a crowded room talking to wealthy donors, describing who he “owned” while president.

Trump: There was my Kevin, my African American, my generals, my judges…Especially my Supreme Court judges! The did abortion because I told them to! I said, “Do the abortion” and they said, “Sir! That’s a perfect call!” And how about my Aileen? Judge Cannon is INCREDIBLE! She totally shut down one of Biden’s disgraceful witch hunts! As a few words, my Aileen!

Aileen Cannon: Uh… hi everyone.

Trump: That’s enough. Enjoy the cash bar, folks!

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39d

#Doonesbury #comics #Trump

Entire strip here:

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/08/11

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60d

#Doonesbury does it again.

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/07/21

#comics #Trump

Doonesbury cartoon depicts a page filled with mug shots of the “Trump Crime Org”… including Trump’s.

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11d

#Doonesbury. ‘Nuff said.

#Trump #comics

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/09/08

Trump is getting ready for the day, depicted as an overweight, balding mess, as he listens to a radio that is blaring, then enters a room in Mar a Lago where a TV is also blaring, as are his guests’ phones, with:

“I’m a never Trump Guy. I never liked him.”

“Trumps promises are the needles and we’re all the addicts!”

“Cultural HEROIN for the working class!”

“What percentage of the American population had Donald Trump sexually assaulted?”

“I can’t stand Trump. He’s that noxious.”

“Such a f***ing disaster.”

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25d

#Doonesbury does it again. Just… go.

#comics #Trump

Entire strip here: https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2024/08/25

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