Daily Stormer Story for Saturday 03-14-2026
#DailyStormerDouble Helix in the Sky Tonight
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I’m been writing bitter screeds for a week or so now. Decided to skip it. It’s not going for anything. Bitterness is for loss. If there’s nothing to be saved, there’s nothing to be lost.
I do not mean some “all is dust in the wind” thing. Much more literal. Yes, after Trump was shot and they turned him into a savior figure, I said he would win in a landslide as a manufactured mythical figure (I still don’t believe the shooting was real, but hey, whatever, maybe just a neat coincidence). And yes, I did my best to keep the site alive with donations.
These were both completely futile things. No one was going to listen to me and like, cancel Trump’s election to stop WWIII. And not enough people were ever going to donate given the restrictions (almost the entirety of the last 4-5 years was paid for by one guy).
This is the way of things. The world goes to war. The Daily Stormer shuts down.
I barely have control over the quality of my bath towels. I have seized control of the radio in this room however. We will be listening to The Cars discography until I decide it stops, and I have a four-pound antique Japanese ashtray which will be buried deep within the skull of anyone who challenges me on this.
We control so very little. Think of the things you control. Write them down. Things that you really control. Things that people (other than police with guns) could never take control away from you. Sadly, that list doesn’t even include your kids. It’s mostly what video games you can play and what you can do at the gym.
Anyway, no one wants these stupid musings. There were two issues.
The first is the war:
* Israel somehow surrenders (or negotiates something that virtually all Israelis would view as a surrender)
* Israel uses nukes
These are the two options.
The first is so unlikely as to be almost completely dismissed. It is like listing “winning the lottery” on your five-year financial plan.
The plan, as it were, was to throw Iran into sectarian violence. Neither the Azaris nor the Kurds have moved, and have clearly signaled they won’t. So what that means is that the US can continue dumping “dumb bombs” and killing hundreds of thousands or millions of people, effectively creating the greatest Mujahideen force the world has ever seen.
And then eventually Israel will start sending nukes, I guess just trying to kill everyone or whatever, and then I have no idea what happens. No superpower, or any other country besides the US, will tolerate this, but Israel has too many nukes for anyone to really do anything.
You will hear stupid shit about how the US could send ten thousand marines to open the Strait of Hormuz, and this is nonsense. They have to have a beachhead of tens of thousands on the Iran side, and they would just get wiped out by ballistic missiles. Trying something retarded like that would make this debacle all the more embarrassing, and serve no purpose but to further embolden the Mujahideen.
The IRGC are not Arabs. Organizing independent cells of Mujahideen to act all over the region, all over the world, is something they’ve been meticulously planning since the invasion of Iraq. The mountainous nature of the land makes it very easy to avoid dumb bombs and very easy to cross borders.
This whole thing is so fucking retarded, the only possible move, planned by Bibi, who is not retarded, is some large-scale false flag inside of America which justifies an extensive nuking.
I don’t know what this means for you, but I do know it is impossible it means nothing for you. So, figure out what it means. Try your best to deal with it.
Among other things, it’s an impossibility that this ICE and NG paramilitary force built up in the US won’t be used to target “antisemites.” (As you’ll recall me explaining in an exasperated manner, that was the whole point of the program.) If I were you, I wouldn’t post too much. Seriously, why? Your tweets aren’t going to stop ZOG. Grow the fuck up, retard.
Oh, and the website. Shutting it down permanently at the end of the month.
Ideally, we’ll be able to keep a backup on Tor, as well as get the whole site on a torrent. I’ll do what I can.
-Andrew Anglin
