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#foxesInLove #comic

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting at a table, his back towards a bunch of brown-spotted bananas. He senses a disturbance as Green's snout reaches to sniff the bananas from outside of the panel. Blue turns his head around, but the snout has disappeared. Blue turns his back towards the bananas again, tilting his head upwards as Green's snout has appeared to the picture again - this time he is trying to stretch his tongue around the bananas, to pull them away. Blue: If you want the brown bananas for banana bread, you can just take them. Blue has turned around again, and this time Green has appeared next to the bananas, stil partially crouching under the table. Blue: You don't have to act like you're stealing them. Green: But that's half of the fun.

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COMIC VIDEO: Demons

They’re BFF’s

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Latest comic on prison labor in the US food supply chain

#prison #labor #work #humanrights #food #comic #cartoon

FORCED LABOR FUNNIES
1. An AP investigation found that prison labor – often forced – is widespread in the US supply chain.
A sign reads 13th Amendment Farm with a caption saying former slave plantation. A white prison guard on a horse is watching Black inmates.
Inmate: Wait, are we doing time or going backwards in time?

2. These jobs can pay pennies and involve dangerous work with few safety protections
Prisoner with arm in machine at chicken processing plant. Machine has warning sign that says "Insert chicken and remove hand quickly"
Prisoner: I’m giving years of my life, but please not my arm.

3. Prisoner-made food is almost certainly at your local grocery store.
Bag of Perp Puffs with slogan ‘Shackle yourself to flavor!’
Box of Convict Crunch cereal

4. But alas, most shoppers have no idea.
Woman holding stick of butter with slogan ‘I can’t believe it’s made with forced labor!’
Woman – I can’t believe it either!

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#foxesInLove #comic

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are in bed. Blue is asleep, Green is awake and staring at him keenly. Green, thinking: I want to cuddle, but I can't wake you up. Green continues staring as Blue shows no indication of being about to wake up. Green, still in thought: Come on, show some sign of being awake. Green looks at Blue in excitement as Blue yawns. Green leaps at the opportunity to cuddle Blue, who seems bleary-eyed but not fully awake. Green, still in thought: Sleepers don't yawn.

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COMIC VIDEO: Blazing Saddles

Why is there a horse in the house in the first place

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #video #funny #mastoart

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Alarmingly Brad

It’s bursting with flavor™

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Alarmingly Bad comic where the CEO of Food Hole is trying to out do Panera Lemonade

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#foxesInLove #comic

Source: https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/post/742570049932591104
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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are helping a third fox, an elderly fox of soft rosy pink with her groceries. Rosy fox walks ahead, looking behind herself at Blue and Green. Rosy: Thank you for helping me with the groceries again. Green: It's what neighbours are for, isn't it? Blue and Green hesitate a moment as Rosy cheerfully asks them a question. Rosy: So how long have you boys been together? Blue: Eh... All the foxes relax as Rosy continues. Rosy: Oh come on, I've seen your apartment. You two only have one bed.

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Error

I have never empathized with a computer more

#comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #mastoart

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man empathizes with a computer

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This joke was inevitable

#comic #webcomic #pun #interview

Alarmingly Bad comic where a man is interviewing for a job

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COMIC VIDEO: Heated

We are all this snowman

#comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

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#foxesInLove #comic

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A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue looks around, and Green is overcome with delight. Blue: We need to tidy up in here. Green: Spring cleaning! Blue watches in mild confusion as Green jumps into action. Green: A fresh start! Out with the old, in with the new! Blue sits down as Green returns, carrying two buckets of cleaning tools and with a dust wrap around his head. Blue: ...Are you romanticising housework? Green: If it looks silly but it works, it's not silly.

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Oracle

Orbs gotta stick together

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball makes all his decisions based on a magic 8 ball

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REPOST: The Matricks

There is no spork

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Alarmingly Bad webcomic where Neo and Agent Smith have a conversation

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Babysitting

THAT ROCK WAS INDEED COOL, MORTAL

#galbor #comic #webcomic #mastoart #alarminglybad

Alarmingly Bad comic where an eyeball is babysitting

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COMIC VIDEO: Spinning

Galbor, don’t make me get the spray bottle

#galbor #comic #webcomic #alarminglybad #video

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🪥 Artist: #DO & #Khatra /DoKhatra in City: #Hyderabad #Makhta Art District, Khairatabad l India 🇮🇳 2016 - Title: "Usual Unusual" (Gewöhnlich Ungewöhnlich) - ( 📷 by Pranav Gohil) #Art #Streetart #Urbanart #Mural #Comic #Artist #Classics #GoodMorning ☕🥐