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It's Caturday, so Waffles is here to JUDGE YOU!

#cat #CatsOfMastodon #cats #mastocats #tripawed #ThreeLeggedCat #catstodon #fedicats #caturday

Waffles the three-legged, chonky, tabby cat, staring through your soul in a very judgy way!

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129d

There ain't nuthin' like a nice warm laundry basket to roll around in... #caturday #cats #cat

Calico cat Mims is laying on her back in a wicker basket of warm clothing from the dryer.

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Captain Jack: Saving the world, one nap at a time.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Cats #Pets #Tabby #TabbyCat

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129d

Somebody would like you to know it's impolite to open a can of black beans when he's sleeping in the sun. Now he's half awake and still hasn't had a bean.

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Cats

Tabby cat bathed in light streaming in from a window to his right (our left). He's looking a bit dazed as he stares at the camera. He's sitting on a light wood table with an open laptop in the background.

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🐱

#cat #cats #catsoffedi #meow #kitty #kitten #furry #pets #fedi #fediverse

A tortoiseshell cat with black and orange mottled fur lying on a grey couch next to a PlayStation 5 controller. The cat has yellow-green eyes, a white patch on its chest, and a tiny white spot on its nose. It's resting calmly with its tail curled around its hind legs. Behind the cat is a grey blanket with white stars.

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129d

Families with ZERO donations since at least 7 days 🆘

let's try to be fair and help them too 💜

if you don't know Gaza Verified ✅ check @gazaverified

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#mutualaid #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday #photography

A brown tabby cat with white chest fur and green eyes looks upward. The cat sits on a terracotta-tiled floor, with a white edge of something like a piece of furniture visible above it. The cat's whiskers are long and white, and the lighting is warm.

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126d

Plotting World Domination on the Cardboard Throne

#PletzfeldAnimalFriends #DaffyTheCoon #photography #animals #cats #TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon #darktable #mywork #myphoto

A close-up photograph of a beautiful, long-haired tabby cat lying on a cardboard cat scratcher. The cat, a Maine Coon, has a rich brown and black striped coat with lighter beige and cream fur on its chest and around its face. Its fur looks thick, soft, and slightly tousled. The cat is positioned in the center of the frame, looking directly forward toward the viewer with striking, bright greenish-yellow eyes that have a focused, slightly intense expression. Its large, pointed ears are upright and have visible tufts of fur at the tips. Long white whiskers extend from its muzzle.The cat is resting its body on a brown corrugated cardboard scratcher. The scratcher has a wavy, curved shape — one visible side is covered in white paper with a black swirl pattern. The cat’s front paws are relaxed, with one paw draped over the edge of the scratcher. The background is softly blurred, showing an indoor setting with warm natural light coming from the left side, suggesting a window with curtains. The overall mood of the photo is cozy and intimate, with beautiful lighting that highlights the cat’s fur texture.

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#windows #cats #friends #catsofMastodon

a black cat and a white cat look out a window together

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Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

—Allan Ramsay (1686–1758), “The twa Cats & the Cheese”
digitised by the National Library of Scotland

Today, 8 August, is International Cat Day
😾 😾 🧀 🐵

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

#Scottish #literature #poem #Scots #Scotslanguage #poem #poetry #18thcentury #fable #humor #humour #cats #InternationalCatDay

The twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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A smoove criminal

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #Thorsday #ThorToots #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #CatsOfPixelfed #Catstodon #Cats #Cat #Caturday #RagdollCats #SmoothCriminal

Thor, a silky-smooth fluffy grey and white half-Ragdoll cat, lying on his back on a tan heating pad on a cream blanket on a grey sofa, looking atchu with Eyes of Alluring as he exposes his freshly brushed and smooth belly.

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123d

good morning, enjoy a crime cat.

#TheCrimeCats say how do we choose being stuck between a fall and a hot place? the choice is illusory. we will be made to choose whichever gets our bosses the most value.

consider supporting http://ko-fi.com/thecrimecats

#comic #comics #ComicStrip #DailyComic #IndieComic #WebComic #cat #cats #crime #anarchy #anticapitalism #antifascism

a black and white cat sits and thinks "when will the fear of the fire at your back overcome the fear of the fall in front of you?"

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We can protect #cats ' privacy, we have the tools! 🥸😹

#caturday #fediCats

Photo of my cats I have posted earlier, but processed in CameraObscura, so cats have nose-eyebrows-and-glasses disguise on their faces.

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122d

Cairo street cat has Opinions.

#caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats

A tabby street cat with a white front and bright green eyes sits upright, its mouth open as it miaows.

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122d

Happy Caturday!

There are 48 hours left to back the Everyday Witch's Familiars Oracle Coloring Book at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/albaillustration/the-everyday-witchs-familiars-oracle-coloring-book/. 41 pages of all different animals!

Here's a fun photo showing the cheetah in all its forms! The line art coloring page, the original painting (still available!) and the oracle card from the deck.

BTW - Kickstarter has a 'pay over time' option where you can pay off your pledge over 3 months - a great option if you are interested in a painting!

#caturday #cats

Photo of the cheetah as coloring book line art, the original ink and watercolor painting, and the oracle card. The cheetah image shows a cheetah running swiftly toward the viewer in a grassy field, dust being kicked up behind it.

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122d

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats #monochrome #blackandwhite #photography #portrait

A black and white photograph of a gray and white cat, taken in close-up, directly from the front as the animal lies on a dark wood floor. Its body is mostly white, with gray markings on its back and the top of its head. Its body and white hind paws are turned to the side, blurred in the background, but the front of its body is turned onto its stomach, its head resting above its front paws, which are underneath. Its white face, with its pale nose and white whiskers, is turned towards the photographer, its dark, almond-shaped eyes looking directly at her, revealing a kind of wise benevolence befitting its eleven years.

Photographie noir et blanc d'un chat gris et blanc, prise en gros plan, directement devant l'animal couché sur un plancher de bois foncé. Son corps est généralement blanc et du gris se retrouve sur son dos et le dessus de sa tête. Son corps et ses pattes de derrière blanches sont sur le côté, flous en arrière-plan, mais le devant de son corps est retourné sur le ventre, sa tête au-dessus de ses pattes de devant repliées sous lui. Sa face blanche au nez pâle et aux vibrisses blanches est tournée vers la photographe, ses yeux foncés en amande la regardant directement, révélant une sorte de sage bienvaillance du haut de ses onze ans.

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Happy Friyay! 🤗 #FosterKittens #cats #CatsOfMastodon

A small tabico kitten with big blue eyes and a smile

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Cat-made blanket nest

#caturday #cat #cats #catsoffedi #meow #kitty #kitten #furry #pets #fedi #fediverse

A relaxed orange and white cat lounging on a white bed. The cat has medium-length fluffy fur with large orange patches on its head, back and sides, and white on its face, chest, belly and paws. It's lying stretched out horizontally, looking calmly ahead with perked ears and a pink nose.

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雨天困觉
#cats #猫猫凝视没有凝视 #猫 #猫猫困觉

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In this time of political instability and uncertainty, just a note that Larry has now outlasted six prime ministers.

#cats #catsofMastodon #UKpol

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Salad cat wishes you a very relaxed #caturday!

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

a grey tabby stretched out on a display of vegetables

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A shepherd in Kintail, living alone in a bothy, far from other houses, after kindling in the evening a bright cheerful fire, threw himself on a heather bed on the opposite side of the house. About twenty cats entered and sat round the fire, holding up their paws and warming themselves…

—John Gregorson Campbell, 𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘧𝘵 & 𝘚𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 & 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘚𝘤𝘰𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 (1902) – online via @gutenberg_org

https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/58894

#Scottish #literature #cats #InternationalCatDay #folklore