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38d

Miso continues to be ridiculously photogenic.

#cats #catsofmastodon

A cute snowshoe cat sitting on a windowsill in the treetops

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48d

桌游吧的煤气罐
#cats #猫猫凝视 #猫

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36d

I need about a dozen of these.

#cat #cats #caturday #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

two yellow placards that say "cat vomit - caution" with a stylized cat throwing up

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36d

#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

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61d

🐾🎨 Raise Your Paw if You Love Color! 😀 https://1-lisas-baker.pixels.com/featured/raise-your-paw-lisa-s-baker.html

Watermark is for online display only — it won’t appear on prints or products!

#paws #kittypaws #kitty #cat #cats #catlovers #mastocats #CatsOfMastodon #caturday #art #arte #artwork #rainbow #colorful #fun #vibrant #rainbowcats #artprints #framedart #canvasprints #watercolor #ink #mastoart #fediart #fediverse #buyintoart #cute #whimsical

Displayed as a framed print Raise Your Paw is a playful tribute to our feline friends, featuring a whimsical lineup of cat paws, each painted in a different vibrant hue. Art by Lisa S Baker.

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60d

孩子不是很喜欢
#cats #猫猫凝视 #猫

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#cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #alt

Lying on a gracefully draped light pumpkin colored cloth, two cats, right next to each other, curled like nautiluses,chins tucked to chests, front legs forward as of grabbing the back legs in a tight diving curl. Cat on left a seal point Siamese, on the right a dark tabby and white.

“Gold medal winners for synchronized napping.”

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Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize…

“The twa Cats & the Cheese”, by Allan Ramsay (1686–1758)
😾😾🧀🐵

Today, 4 June, is National Cheese Day!

https://digital.nls.uk/special-collections-of-printed-music/archive/105690319

#Scottish #literature #Scots #Scotslanguage #poem #poetry #18thCentury #cats #cheese #NationalCheeseDay

The Twa Cats and the Cheese
Fable IX
by Allan Ramsay

Twa Cats anes on a Cheese did light,
To which baith had an equal Right,
But Disputes, sic as aft arise,
Fell out at sharing of the Prize;
Fair Play said ane, Ye bite o’er thick
Thae Teeth of yours gang wonder quick:
Let’s part it, else lang or the Moon
Be chang’d, the Kebuck will be done.

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But wha’s to do’t,—They’re Parties baith,
And ane may do the other Skaith,
Sae with Consent away they trudge,
And laid the Cheese before a Judge,
A Monkey with a campsho Face,
Clerk to a Justice of the Peace,
A Judge he seem’d in Justice skill’d,
When he his Master’s Chair fill’d;
Now Umpire chosen for Division,
Baith sware to stand by his Decision.
Demure he looks.—The Cheese he pales,—
He prives it good,—Ca’s for the Scales,
His Knife whops throw’t,—In twa it fell,
He puts ilk Haff in either Shell;
Said he, We’ll truly weigh the Case,
And strickest Justice shall have Place,
Then lifting up the Scales, he fand
The tane bang up, the ither stand;
Syne out he took the heaviest Haff,
And ate a Knoost o’t quickly aff,
And try’d it syne,—It now prov’d light,
Friend Cats, said he, We’ll do ye right.
Then to the ither Haff he fell,
And laid till’t teughly Tooth and Nail,
Till weigh’d again it lightest prov’d:
The Judge wha this sweet Process lov’d,
Still weigh’d the Case, and still ate on,
Till Clients baith were weary grown,

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And tenting how the Matter went,
Cry’d, Come, come Sir, We’re baith content.
Ye Fools, quoth he, and Justice too
Maun be content as well as you.
Thus grumbled they, thus he went on,
Till baith the Haves were near hand done;
Poor Pousies now the Daffine saw
Of gawn for Nignyes to the Law:
And bill’d the Judge that he wad please
To give them the remaining Cheese:
To which his Worship grave reply’d,
The Dues of Court maun first be paid.
Now Justice pleas’d,—What’s to the Fore
Will but right scrimply clear your Score;
That’s our Decreet,—Gae Hame and Sleep,
And thank us ye’re win aff sae cheap.

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43d

Cutest pool shark ever!

[video of a tabby kitten sitting on a pool table and putting a ball into a side pocket with its paw]

#cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #caturday #humor #humour #pool

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43d

For #caturday, this is our current foster, Maria (also known as Chaos Plushie). She is very sweet, very soft, and made of chaos.

Most notable achievement to date: stepping on a sticky moth trap while exploring a closet, then running through the apartment in a panic with it stuck to her foot.

Second notable achievement: climbing the coats in a different closet and running along on top of the coat hangers.

Very cat. Much chaos. Wow.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #ChaosPlushie

A small gray-and-white cat, with a white front and nose-stripe. She is sitting with her paws tucked under her on a folded rug.

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59d

#cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #alt

Night time photo. Statue “The Reading Girl” by Mike Leckie. A substantial statue of young girl sitting and reading a book. A brown tabby snuggled between the girl and the book, on top of the open book. “ Cats don’t even let statues read in peace.”

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45d

2/2 I was riding my bike home from the supermarket, and had only a couple blocks to go,

when I found this pet carrier/cage sitting on the curb – in brand-new shape.

I’m afraid there must be a sad story behind this …

but I’ve been promising Lola (who loves to sit in the kitchen window, watching the back yard)

that I’d get her a cage so I could take her downstairs for a closer look. So I brought it home!

My thanks and best wishes to the kind donor.

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #notcaturday

Lola gets her first look at her new cat carrier/cage, which will let me take her to the back yard for a taste of the outdoors.

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1/2 Jungle beauty Lola Falafel perches behind a plant …

one I’ve since put out of reach, because all my best guesses say the shamrock-like greenery is harmful to cats.

Don’t worry – I’ve cut away all the wild growth, and put the pot where she can’t get to it.

It looks like clover, but I don’t think it is … it has little seed pods that explode when you touch them (!) and a few tiny yellow flowers open every now and then.

Any guesses what it is?

#cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #notcaturday

Beautiful green-eyed Lola sits on the windowsill behind a potted plant, with an invasive growth of clover-like leaves.

Don’t worry – I’ve weeded the invader, and put the plot out of reach.

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43d

Duplicats.

#TheCatPicturesWillContinueUntilTheSituationImproves #TimelineCleanser #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Pets #Photography

A photo of Ernie (left) and Mini (right), two tabby cats, sitting next to each other. They look very similar in terms of pose and fur, there are only slight differences in their expression (and minute details in their patterns). They also look like they want something, probably food.

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23d

突然想回顾一下幼挼
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58d

五块
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58d

Same, cat. Same.

#cats #funnycats #overwhelmed #overstimulated #chronicillness #mentalillness

irked black cat next to a cat pillow of himself

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57d

She wants cookies

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Torties

A pic of Mila begging for food. With big eyes

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33d

She was told to ‘go sit in her bed quietly’ (after screaming nonstop for snacks).

#Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Torties

A photo of a 18 year old tortie looking grumpy but sitting in her bed

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#Cat #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfPixelfed #catstodon #CatsOMastodon #catsoffediverse #alt #caturday #humor

Via dryak@mstdn.science Thank you
Actually used as a tool to help kids going into surgery. ..but still

My cat broke his favorite toy and was very sad about it, so on his next vet visit we brought the toy along for “treatment”, and the vet totally played along.

Photo of a veterinarian’s exam room. Vet has a surgical cap and mask on. Large red cat also with a cap, is watching intensely as the vet “operates” on a toy.

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36d

每天早上都来这上班
#cats #猫猫凝视凝视 #猫

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#SilentSunday #StrayCats #Photography #CatsOfMastodon #cats #cat #floof #CatsOfFediverse

A stray tabby cat sitting outside surrounded by the leaves of a nearby tree, curiously staring towards the camera.

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41d

要掉了孩子，要掉了
#cats #猫猫凝视没有凝视 #猫

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42d

Ollie just shredded my daughter’s leg because she had the audacity of not checking the top of the refrigerator before opening the door.

He regrets nothing.

#Cats #Caturday

A reclining and unrepentant ginger cat lays upon a green coverlet. His eyes are languid and I swear to God, there’s a “well what did you expect would happen?” look on his furry face.

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Tennessee comes bounding into the office to join me now — as though it's no big deal, not something he refused to do for three and a half years. He meows to demand cuddles, head butts and treats.

I love this little guy so darn much.

#CatsOfMastodon #cats #today

A medium-hair tuxedo cat, standing on a cat tree that's right next to my desk and in front of a window (which has a screen). He's looking quizzically right at me (sitting at my desk, but out of the photo frame). In the background you can see a bit of my back yard, including a bottlebrush in full bloom.

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