There are two kinds of cats: murder and doofus.
#cat #cats #catstodon #catsOfMastodon #caturday #humor #humour
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The God Emperor wishes you a happy #Caturday!
Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?
Me: 5
Teacher: Ok. Let's say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?
Me: 5 cats and a dead body.
Mayor Doots would like to inform you that sometimes the best thing you can donate to a food bank is money, as they know what they need on a day-to-day basis and can respond accordingly.
Happy Dootsday!
#AllCatsAreBeautiful #Dootsday #DootsToots #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #CatsOfPixelfed #Catstodon #Cats #Cat #LynxPointSiamese
Post introdutório
Oi, então, sou mestrando em Engenharia de Sistemas e Computação na UFRJ e pai da Iansã que é uma anjinha e merece o mundo inteiro.
Adoro política e amo o ambiente digital.
Me considero anarquista.
Gosto de Magic, LoL, jogos da Nintendo em geral, RPG de mesa, Disco Elysium, Chrono Trigger, Night in the woods, jogo TFT razoavelmente tbm.
Ver filmes é um passatempo que eu sou fascinado e tenho um letterboxd. Séries eu gosto mas sou mais chato e vejo poucas mas amo Better Call Saul e Doctor Who.
Talvez pela frequência que falo, também imagino que dê pra inferir que eu amo o Gabriel.
Sou sempre a favor da pirataria e vamo pra cima deles é isso!
#vegetarian #DiscoElysium #brasil #nightinthewoods #tft #lol #letterboxd #anarchist #magetheascension #vampirethemasquerade #BetterCallSaul #mtg
#cats #bi
Edited 14d ago
#cat #cats #caturday #catsofmastodon #mastocats https://youtube.com/shorts/2_V6I4JMSpo?si=JrxYMn_rouxtIGWb
Edited 1y ago
红山的小毛米（遵守告示牌不要喂红山的流浪猫不要学我 
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被一个大妈很大声地喊过来，结果被投喂了炸麻团😓（大妈临走还说给它吃的它不晓得吃，就离谱）
还有一只长得几乎一样的黄毛米，吃了我的猫条，但猫德很差力气很大把猫条咬得稀巴烂，挺危险的
（上次没人的时候遇到的那个势利猫猫德尚可）
#cats #猫猫凝视 #猫
Edited 11d ago
My wife and I have been fostering kittens for quite a while. Our first foster was back in 2009. Even though we have fallen in love with every kitten, we have never kept any of our fosters. Well, that streak ends with this litter. These two fluffballs will be staying with us permanently. The orange tabby boy will henceforth be known as Sugar and the Calico girl will now be Spice.
Photo- Stan Rullman, CC BY 4.0, iNaturalist #Photographie #Photography #Fotografie #Nature #Wildlife #NaturePhotography #WildlifePhotography #Cats #cat #caturday #CatsOfMastodon #FediCats #Felines
Annual reminder that a black cat crossing your path is good luck actually, because it signifies that you got to see a cat
