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<p>Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?</p><p>Me: 5</p><p>Teacher: Ok. Let&#x27;s say someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?</p><p>Me: 5 cats and a dead body.</p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#Cats</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#Caturday</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#Humour</a></p>

<p>Puffin is such a precious loaf</p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#Cats</a><br><a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsOfMastodon</a></p>

<p>Mayor Doots would like to inform you that sometimes the best thing you can donate to a food bank is money, as they know what they need on a day-to-day basis and can respond accordingly. </p><p>Happy Dootsday!</p><p><a href="/tags/allcatsarebeautiful/" rel="tag">#AllCatsAreBeautiful</a> <a href="/tags/dootsday/" rel="tag">#Dootsday</a> <a href="/tags/dootstoots/" rel="tag">#DootsToots</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsOfMastodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsoffediverse/" rel="tag">#CatsOfFediverse</a> <a href="/tags/catsofpixelfed/" rel="tag">#CatsOfPixelfed</a> <a href="/tags/catstodon/" rel="tag">#Catstodon</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#Cats</a> <a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#Cat</a> <a href="/tags/lynxpointsiamese/" rel="tag">#LynxPointSiamese</a></p>

<p>挼<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>掌握了让挼飞机耳的方法<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>ニトリ三位数的毛毡猫窝平替，pdd20块 <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/wxw.moe/bison_151.png" class="emoji" alt=":bison_151:" title=":bison_151:"> <br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> 凝视 <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#Cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#Cats</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsOfMastodon</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#Caturday</a></p>

<p>Am I too late for trick-or-treat?</p><p><a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#Caturday</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#Cats</a> <a href="/tags/halloween/" rel="tag">#Halloween</a></p>

<p>Went in my office and OMG THE SUNSHINE BABIES <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/hachyderm.io/QueerCat.png" class="emoji" alt=":QueerCat:" title=":QueerCat:"> </p><p><a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/fedicats/" rel="tag">#fedicats</a></p>

<p>猫猫凝视<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> 凝视<a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>Post introdutório </p><p>Oi, então, sou mestrando em Engenharia de Sistemas e Computação na UFRJ e pai da Iansã que é uma anjinha e merece o mundo inteiro.<br>Adoro política e amo o ambiente digital.<br>Me considero anarquista.<br>Gosto de Magic, LoL, jogos da Nintendo em geral, RPG de mesa, Disco Elysium, Chrono Trigger, Night in the woods, jogo TFT razoavelmente tbm.<br> Ver filmes é um passatempo que eu sou fascinado e tenho um letterboxd. Séries eu gosto mas sou mais chato e vejo poucas mas amo Better Call Saul e Doctor Who.<br>Talvez pela frequência que falo, também imagino que dê pra inferir que eu amo o Gabriel.<br>Sou sempre a favor da pirataria e vamo pra cima deles é isso!<br><a href="/tags/vegetarian/" rel="tag">#vegetarian</a> <a href="/tags/discoelysium/" rel="tag">#DiscoElysium</a> <a href="/tags/brasil/" rel="tag">#brasil</a> <a href="/tags/nightinthewoods/" rel="tag">#nightinthewoods</a> <a href="/tags/tft/" rel="tag">#tft</a> <a href="/tags/lol/" rel="tag">#lol</a> <a href="/tags/letterboxd/" rel="tag">#letterboxd</a> <a href="/tags/anarchist/" rel="tag">#anarchist</a> <a href="/tags/magetheascension/" rel="tag">#magetheascension</a> <a href="/tags/vampirethemasquerade/" rel="tag">#vampirethemasquerade</a> <a href="/tags/bettercallsaul/" rel="tag">#BetterCallSaul</a> <a href="/tags/mtg/" rel="tag">#mtg</a><br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/bi/" rel="tag">#bi</a></p>

<p>厕所所长的凝视<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> 凝视 <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>Max is ready for Halloween</p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a></p>

<p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/caturday/" rel="tag">#caturday</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/mastocats/" rel="tag">#mastocats</a> <a href="https://youtube.com/shorts/2_V6I4JMSpo?si=JrxYMn_rouxtIGWb" rel="nofollow" class="ellipsis" title="youtube.com/shorts/2_V6I4JMSpo?si=JrxYMn_rouxtIGWb"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">youtube.com/shorts/2_V6I4JMSpo</span><span class="invisible">?si=JrxYMn_rouxtIGWb</span></a></p>

<p>红山的小毛米（遵守告示牌不要喂红山的流浪猫不要学我 <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/wxw.moe/bison_151.png" class="emoji" alt=":bison_151:" title=":bison_151:"> ）<br>被一个大妈很大声地喊过来，结果被投喂了炸麻团😓（大妈临走还说给它吃的它不晓得吃，就离谱）<br>还有一只长得几乎一样的黄毛米，吃了我的猫条，但猫德很差力气很大把猫条咬得稀巴烂，挺危险的<br>（上次没人的时候遇到的那个势利猫猫德尚可）<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>My wife and I have been fostering kittens for quite a while. Our first foster was back in 2009. Even though we have fallen in love with every kitten, we have never kept any of our fosters. Well, that streak ends with this litter. These two fluffballs will be staying with us permanently. The orange tabby boy will henceforth be known as Sugar and the Calico girl will now be Spice. </p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/kittens/" rel="tag">#kittens</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#CatsOfMastodon</a></p>

<p>晨间颓废小猫。<br>宝昨天被外面风声吓到一下午加一晚上没怎么睡，早上睡得不省人事。变成一坨十头身绒毛毯。</p><p><a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a></p>

<p>看起来在沉思其实大脑一片空白<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>Please do not disturb this important meeting. </p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a></p>

<p>爹咪不陪我玩，我要闹了<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>Annual reminder that a black cat crossing your path is good luck actually, because it signifies that you got to see a cat</p><p><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a></p>

<p>昨天去看电影，商场猫咖的小阿比<br>眼睛亮亮的看起来比挼聪明10倍 <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/wxw.moe/bison_151.png" class="emoji" alt=":bison_151:" title=":bison_151:"> <br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>中土巨兽 <img src="https://eggplant.place/media/emoji/wxw.moe/0b14.png" class="emoji" alt=":0b14:" title=":0b14:"> <br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>豆袋安抚玩偶<br><a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/猫猫凝视/" rel="tag">#猫猫凝视</a> 凝视 <a href="/tags/猫/" rel="tag">#猫</a></p>

<p>This is 10,000 nunspotting points. No arguments , please.</p><p><a href="/tags/cat/" rel="tag">#cat</a> <a href="/tags/cats/" rel="tag">#cats</a> <a href="/tags/catstodon/" rel="tag">#catstodon</a> <a href="/tags/catsofmastodon/" rel="tag">#catsofmastodon</a> <a href="/tags/nun/" rel="tag">#nun</a> <a href="/tags/nuns/" rel="tag">#nuns</a> <a href="/tags/humor/" rel="tag">#humor</a> <a href="/tags/humour/" rel="tag">#humour</a></p>