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The love language of donkeys has a pretty extensive vocabulary. ❤️
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Two donkeys sweetly nuzzling each other on the neck

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Two donkeys lying down on the ground together

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Two donkey rough housing together. They’re both rearing up on their hind legs and have their teeth bared as if wanting to bite.

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81d

Your corn straw broom? The broom… hmmm.

Oh yes! That was us, we ate it. It was delicious!

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Two donkeys in fluffy winter coats posing innocently side by side looking at the camera.

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159d

What’re you doin down there?
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A donkey and a bespectacled person looking down at you, who are apparently lying on the ground looking up at them. Both the donkey and the person have somewhat worried expressions on their faces.

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158d

Just discovered the Fediverse’s best hashtag: #asstodon

I’m in. Here are some lovely beasts at the Donkey Sanctuary in Sidmouth, Devon, which is a first-rate tourist spot if you get anywhere near.

On a very green pasture are three donkeys. Back and to the right, a white with the cross on its back just visible. Front centre a very shaggy brown and white donkey with a red collar. Lying behind that on the grass, a dark brown citizen with a red collar. The donkeys are all looking straight at the camera.

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159d

There was a call for more submissions to #asstodon , may I present a fine pair of #donkeys, living at #Wimpole Hall in #Cambridgeshire. It was a frosty day.

Two donkeys, I think they're called Daisy and Charlie, standing in a frosty field. They're looking directly into the camera, like it's the cover of their debut album.

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A great example of why #mastodon is better than Twitter ever was: #asstodon

On Twitter, I once posted a quote from Salome and tagged it with #wilde, which was, unfortunately (but in hindsight not surprisingly) for porn. This got me a lot of very unwelcome followers.

Because of this experience, I was hesitant to look at the hashtag #asstodon because I feared the worst. But mastodon is different! Go ahead, click it! I bet you will follow it!