Jessu's mascot Dizzy the llama is apparently going to hit 8 million spins on stream tonight:
https://www.twitch.tv/jessu
Jessu: "I'm glad you guise are better at math that I am."
Someone in chat: "it's 31 spins per minute."
Me: who has a VoIP # that Discord/Twitch/LiveNation/TicketMaster/probably more don't consider "real" and thus I am not able to respond in chat because Twitch kneejerked to "Verified Accounts Only" mode after the Discord Face Scan/ID backlash, screaming into the void: "It's a turntable. It's canonically: 33.3RPM. RPM: Rotations Per Minute. Not, 31. 33.3̅!"
I mean, sure, it's a turntable (SL-1200) with a pitch adjustment, in theory Jessu could have pitched Dizzy down to 31RPM. Or heck pressed the 45RPM button! If she had an SL-1200MK4 (which she doesn't) she could even press a 78RPM button!
But, she hasn't done those things. Dizzy spins at 33.3RPM.
The math? Is apparently too hard for those in chat with "verified" accounts.
2026! What a time to be alive!
#Jessu #DJ #TurnTables #33point3RPM #333rdClub #DeeJayin #Dizzy
https://www.twitch.tv/jessu
Jessu: "I'm glad you guise are better at math that I am."
Someone in chat: "it's 31 spins per minute."
Me: who has a VoIP # that Discord/Twitch/LiveNation/TicketMaster/probably more don't consider "real" and thus I am not able to respond in chat because Twitch kneejerked to "Verified Accounts Only" mode after the Discord Face Scan/ID backlash, screaming into the void: "It's a turntable. It's canonically: 33.3RPM. RPM: Rotations Per Minute. Not, 31. 33.3̅!"
I mean, sure, it's a turntable (SL-1200) with a pitch adjustment, in theory Jessu could have pitched Dizzy down to 31RPM. Or heck pressed the 45RPM button! If she had an SL-1200MK4 (which she doesn't) she could even press a 78RPM button!
But, she hasn't done those things. Dizzy spins at 33.3RPM.
The math? Is apparently too hard for those in chat with "verified" accounts.
2026! What a time to be alive!
#Jessu #DJ #TurnTables #33point3RPM #333rdClub #DeeJayin #Dizzy